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You know you've played too much Infiltration when...

Discussion in 'General Infiltration Discussion' started by EndlessInfinity, Jun 5, 2001.

  1. RAZZ

    RAZZ aka FURY13RT

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    .. when you have a conversation with your boss, you end it by saying PROCESSED :D

    ...You can name all the weapons you see on the news at night plus their availible ammo types and popular attachments.

    ... you goto a friends house, and when he opens the door, you push it back and yell GO GO GO!!
    (I did that once, He almost peed his pants (err, he was under house arrest at the time :D )

    ... you think up new ways to use the phrase "go go go" on a regular basis ;)
     
  2. {GD}Ghost

    {GD}Ghost Counter Terrorist Operative

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    ....you name your kids after INF bots.
    ....you go paintballing and wear Levi's denim "camo" fatigues while the other team is in woodland camo so you don't get tk'd.
    ....you've gone paintballing and injured yourself trying to instaprone.
    ....you've actually tried firing a semi-auto shotty at full auto ROF while running at full speed, IRL.
    .....you've been hospitalized for doing the above.
    ....you begin to bitch and moan after you die.....IRL...eerrr IR death.
    .....you've ever painted your face completely green, got a brush cut and put on raybans.
    ....you've ever shouted "shotty whore!!" to Arnold in Terminator 2.
    ....you've thought about solving this terrorist situation by challenging Bin Laden to a game of INF.
     
  3. RavenStarSinger

    RavenStarSinger I can make you die laughing or just shoot you

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    Hmmm. Can I milk this further?

    When you decide that you want to be a Ranger/SEAL/Delta Force based on playing INF, only to realize you've made a BIIIG mistake.

    When you get in an argument with active military over firearms, and find you possess greater knowledge than they do about their own hardware.

    When someone questions your gun knowledge, and you simply reply, "Well, Gryph/Shakken says so, so it has to be true." (this is followed by strange looks, and usually immediate loss of friends)

    When you go to a gun shop, and scare the owner with your handy knowledge of pre-ban weaponry. Even MORESO when you start muttering under your breath about how disappointing it is that they don't even have a .50 ROBAR.

    You scare one of your friends while playing INF by screaming "DIRECT APPLICATION OF LEAD TO THE FRONTAL LOBES CAN LEAD TO INSTANT DEATH, BIOTCH!"

    You know you are a pyro when you become noticably depressed that the INF team flatly refuses to implement a flamethrower or incendiary grenades.
     
  4. Chow Yun-Fat

    Chow Yun-Fat W3RD UP

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    You go to military surplus stores and buy 'asskicking pants'.

    You wear your black 'asskicking pants' frequently

    You also have military shirts too and want to pick up a SWAT or
    ATF shirt at somepoint.

    You hotload your Airsoft pistols

    You look at the camo netting at the military surplus store and
    think of buying a spring airsoft sniper rifle and buying a nice scope and paintball arounds and having some fun taking what you've learned from the RA mutator and applying it to real life.

    You hotload your friend's airsoft pistols
     
  5. RavenStarSinger

    RavenStarSinger I can make you die laughing or just shoot you

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    Moreover . . .

    You've played too much INF, or posted in it's forums too often, if you even KNOW what "hotloading" is. . .
     
  6. Keganator

    Keganator White as Snow Moderator

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    Too much when...

    ...the solution to any problem involves, "Play some Infiltration".
     
  7. yurch

    yurch Swinging the clue-by-four

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    Thats not true:
    What if the problem is "Inf crashes my computer"? :D
     
  8. the vrrc

    the vrrc noexistant user

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    Go to your friends house and play INF!
     
  9. Keganator

    Keganator White as Snow Moderator

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    Or reboot and keep playing :p That's what I'm doing right now!
     
  10. Profe

    Profe Posts: 918,731

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    H....E...L...P......M...E....
    :rolleyes:
     
  11. striderteen

    striderteen New Member

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    Good to see this thread again!



    Hmm...yep.

    Matrix Lobby Scene (in order of appearance, no less):

    Neo with two MP-5K
    Security Guard with revolver
    Trinity with Uzi
    Security Troops with M-16's and SPAS-12s
    Neo with two Beretta 92Fs
    Neo with two Skorpion SMGs
    Security Trooper with M-16
    Trinity with kung-fu move
    Security Trooper with SPAS-12
    Neo with two Skorpion SMGs
    Two Security Troopers with M-16s
    Security Trooper with SPAS-12
    Security Trooper with M-16
    Security Trooper with SPAS-12
    Trinity with kung-fu move
    Trinity with SPAS-12
    Two Security Troopers, one with M-16 and one with SPAS-12.
    Security Trooper with M-16
    Security Trooper with M-16
    Neo with M-16 (cartwheeling!)
    Three Security Troopers with M-16s
    Neo with two Uzis
    Security Trooper with M-16
    Security Trooper with M-16
    Neo with kung-fu move
     
  12. striderteen

    striderteen New Member

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    Caltech would be cool, although way too big and detailed for the current game engine. It would be soo awesome to use the Robar from the top of the library (it's a twelve-story tower, LOS to pretty much the entire campus).
     
  13. yurch

    yurch Swinging the clue-by-four

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    Whats the caliber on that? :con:
     
  14. striderteen

    striderteen New Member

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    Oh yeah, and the shell casings are wrong...they're 9mm casings, the Skorpion is a .223.
     
  15. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    PROFE!

    Tell me where you got that mod.

    NOW. :D
     
  16. Profe

    Profe Posts: 918,731

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    its not a mod
    I just changed the offset of the enforcer to be where the crosshairs should.
    I could get you the values if you want though
     
  17. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    Sure, thanks.

    I wonder if I could get that to work with Tac Ops...

    "Bwahahahaha i can aim now!!!! ph33r my 1nPh sk1lz j00 x-hair m0ph0z!!!"

    *bang*

    "Nooo!!!! I missed! Damn you, conefire, DAMN YOU TO HEL--*bang*aack"

    (Rambo_Killa voted to kick FiringAimlessly for camping)
     
  18. peep

    peep peep==class

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    I'm not sure if this has been posted but...

    If you're playing INF on your mac & you're on the INF forums on your pc at the same time.
     
  19. Profe

    Profe Posts: 918,731

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    I'll have to get it for you later I have to go to college in 10min
    and I'd would probably work for tac ops as long as you have the class thingys and property whachamawhoos



    EDIT- FA i have PM the values to you.
     
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  20. ThunderChunky

    ThunderChunky L337 Cube H@X0®

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    The Skorpion is dropping .223 brass if I recall correctly, however, the caliber of the Skorpion is 7.65x17.
     

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