Wosrt screenshot thread

[Bot_40]

Post crappy screenshots of maps from NC here

1on1Hagman

CTF-andBLACKtion

ctf-anoobie

ctf-arcse (ctf-goat se?)

dm-simpmaze

 

[darth_weasel]

 

[Ironblayde]

Congratulations darth_weasel, you've won the thread!

Edit: While probably nothing stands up to that Melsoft logo, here's another one I've always "liked:"

CTF-Two-Fortres][

 

[Nahand]

... BDC maps?... Britney?... else?...

 

[Uncle_Bob]

It is amazing what you can find if you look around, a bit like this rubbish.

The guy in the hat is one of Hagmans maps so is the UT clan one. Sorry about not posting any links

I'll try and find more.....

Edit: CTF-Comcast

 

[Uncle_Bob]

CTF-Cidatel

Ok not a screen preview form the map author but its just one of the worst maps I have ever seen.

CTF-Ctf

CTF-Ctf4 -Uterly useless

DM-(NM)-Garage

DM-(NM)-CityFall -Look a UED torch flame!

DOM-Britney -Sorry couldn't resist it.

 

[Uncle_Bob]

WTF?

DM-Bridge2020 -What the hell is this. It looks like the pipes screensaver has invaded the UED... help

 

[Uncle_Bob]

?!.....

DM-ClubUnreal -Wow, a Nali... and purple stuff + a floating unreal sign, weird.

Thats me done for today.

 

[Sarevok]

UncleBob you're having a little too much fun with this

 

[NeoNite]

ctf-andblacktion.....

... ???

what... the.... ****.. are...some... people.. on

 

[Uncle_Bob]

UncleBob you're having a little too much fun with this

I know, its great!

 

[Manticore]

?

I know, its great!

Maybe you should have a screenshot gallery on your site Bob; you certainly have a good collection.

The worst screenshot for me is the one that is NOT included with an upload to NC. When you see that map page with the large blank space a cold wind blows though your soul and a little voice inside goes: "Uh-oh......."

I don't think people should can Britney, after all, she is on her way to winning the Noble Prize for physics!!?!?!

 

[Uncle_Bob]

Screenshot gallery

Thats an idea although I might have to make another website entirely as i only have a limit of 50 pictures on the site. If I did I could rotate the ones I put on every few weeks or something...

 

[Uncle_Bob]

DOM-Harlech -Good pic editing skills I think but a rubbish shot.

 

[Uncle_Bob]

Here are some pics of Bridge 2020, em its not even a bridge. Its like DM-Pyramid apart form made out of mesh and it has gravity... in space. The only way to get to the other levels is by using movers that are constantly moving up and down. Help

 

[SeeD_already_in_use]

Lotsa candidates today, mostly from the same author, RJGexplode
. There are too many so I'll pick one randomly:

CTF-DoYouTrustYourEyes

I'll also quote SirTahngarth's comment:
"Yes, I trust my eyes. They tell me this map is crap just by looking at the screenshot."

I recommend everyone to check his magnificent gallery "cuz teh maps so good tath si teh art not map". Try not to fade away.

 

[Uncle_Bob]

DM-BloodBath ???????? Aaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

or how about this........ *(Uncle_Bob shuts the screenshot in a dark room and runs away)*

CTF-Apples ...............................

and this point less one... sigh....

DOM-ST-ResearchLab (thats no research lab!) -At least these three actualy show the map in question, unlike some which you can see above. Its just they are from point less angles, covered in too much gore to see the actual map and are just horrible any way. See what they have done to the monkey!

 

[Uncle_Bob]

Ill see what else I can dig up tommorow

 

[Uncle_Bob]

O.K. another screenshot for you but this time its from a map that may be quite good! Mainly as its form SnoDog. But its still a useless.

JB-Doom

 

[NeoNite]

Eh.. I disagree.
Don't worry, the level is playable. Even with bots.
But saying this screenshot is crap? No.
I think it's a good choice.

Then again, maybe he should've opted for several screenshots - a slideshow. So disgrunted people could get an actual preview of the level they're about to play.

I'm not complaining. I know Snowdog delivers good levels, and he hasn't dissapointed me so far. I'm not saying his levels are flawless.. not "fanboy" style here, don't worry.

I agree however on the dm-bloodbath screenshot being extreme crap.
That "thing" is beyond awful.

Ctf-aples (...) makes your eyes bleed.

And the "doyourtrustyoureyes" thing.. I do.
They tell me "don't play this mate, it's crap".
I trust their judgement.