why I want to be an bodybuilder

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Ulukai

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Careful now, Balton. We don't want you injuring yourself.

"When a trainee starts to lift weights for the first time, "iron fever' takes hold, and the would-be Tarzan buys every muscle mag on the newsstand, purchases every supplement he possibly can, and performs almost all the exercises he hears of for endless sets and very frequent workouts. Nightmare!"

http://www.hardgainer.com/articles/28-66.html
 

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Originally posted by Dai2
I don't see how looking oafish would do my ego any good..

I donmt know what oafish means but having some more on the rips is alway cool. also more stenrght is good. also i am doing something for my heakth
 

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Balton, if you want to impress high school girls, lift weights and add muscle mass as they are immature and go crazy for this look. College girls (undergrads ... still immature), on the other hand, laugh at it. Time for introspection, Balton ... why/how will adding muscle mass boost your ego? Go for a leisurely walk, mull the question over, then report your findings here.
 

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Originally posted by oosyxxx
Perhaps you need to brush up on English before posting here, Balton. ;)

nah, I just had a match against rukee. he had a very good ping ('round 30) and fighted me with a ping of 300 with a raising tendency. He screwed me hard. 30-2!!! but I suicided myself quite often to lower my frag-count. man these damn ping problems. we tried it on other servers but i got like 500-1000 ping which sucked i even couldnt evade the redeemer....
 

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If you want to impress the girls Balton, you might try standing up straight, putting your shoulders back slightly and making eye contact :)

Works wonders. Who'd have thought eh?
 

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Originally posted by oosyxxx
You type like you're Rukee's German counterpart.

well, the ping plays a rule in scores. And when rukee has a killer ping and I am running around like a snail(at times I got set back after each dodge...) that its really frustrating that my typing goes down into the basement....
 

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Originally posted by Ulukai
If you want to impress the girls Balton, you might try standing up straight, putting your shoulders back slightly and making eye contact :)

Works wonders. Who'd have thought eh?

the gilr that I want to impress isnt after muscle power. I have a good shaped body no complain, thats something completly egotistic that I want to fullfill(eh... theres a worm in that sentance).
That girl is like more for the intelectual kind of guy. who if possible plays guitar...hences why I am hard learning to relearn playing guitar(can play some bass solos already...)
 

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If adding muscle will give you confidence, by all means (cept 'roids) add muscle. At the very least, high school fukcos will be less likely to fukc with you if you are a big dude. Just don't jut your arms out to your sides when walking down the hall. ;) Also, don't puff your chest out. In other words, don't make it a public spectacle that you lift weights. It's a turn-off.
 

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Originally posted by oosyxxx
If adding muscle will give you confidence, by all means (cept 'roids) add muscle. At the very least, high school fukcos will be less likely to fukc with you if you are a big dude. Just don't jut your arms out to your sides when walking down the hall. ;) Also, don't puff your chest out. In other words, don't make it a public spectacle that you lift weights. It's a turn-off.

heh, I am a high-school fucko.
And noooo self pimping. Its like we already have so much twig and thin turks that run around that way. they only blame themselves...
also like stated above I am heading for an more intelectual image(right now I am the buttmunch sitting at the teachers tabel making fun of everybody knowign everything...., but i dont make a big deal of it since i always help my classmates.)
 

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Focus on becoming an intellectual first and the
"image" will fall in place thereafter. Maybe I'm out of line, but you seem hung-up on image/appearance, Balton. Yeah, I'm out of line for criticizing you for that. To each his own.
 

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But I think we can't say that one "race"(if there is really something like a race)

oh yes we can, and only a PC idiot would argue otherwise.

The germans were the biggest, baddest ****ers on mainland Europe for 1000's of years, they repeatedly ****ed over the french and didn't do the romans much good either :) Kept their bloodlines fairly pure too, which gave Hitler such a hard on for Leni Riefenstahl style supermen

Anyway like the others say most girls over 16 wont be overly impressed with a 400lb benchpress, but women -do- like a well built guy (think 100m sprinter rather than Mr Olympia)
 

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Just don't jut your arms out to your sides when walking down the hall


Invisible Lat Syndrome! You need to have a tiny back to pull that off - I crack up when I see the HS 'hardmen' strutting over to the watercooler looking like they're carrying an invisible shipping crate under each arm.
 

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Originally posted by oosyxxx
Balton, if you want to impress high school girls, lift weights and add muscle mass as they are immature and go crazy for this look. College girls (undergrads ... still immature), on the other hand, laugh at it. Time for introspection, Balton ... why/how will adding muscle mass boost your ego? Go for a leisurely walk, mull the question over, then report your findings here.


well, I think I am going to build up more strenght and some more mass. not like my brothers(which looks very cool).
And also german gilrs are different i think...