Who designed th Human Body?

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Rukee

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Originally posted by lucifix
well would you accept my hand knowing that im a sinner and in league with satan? BWAHAHAHA *cough*
Well...if you were my friend...I would try to talk you out of it and give you an ear full....but if your mind was set.........Ya I`d shake your hand anyway.
 

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"if money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to donate 10% of our earnings to god? makes no sense "

Of course it makes sense. If money is the root of all evil ( which it isnt, it is the symptom not the cause ), then get rid of it by giving it to a good cause, or at least making sure it cant do any harm, which is what a tithe does.

I agree with the rest of what you said though...when people start to blame god for anything, they have gone too far. The very begining of the Bible should make it clear that anything that goes wrong ( or right ) is our fault, because we have free will, quite apart from any common sense or moral thinking.
 

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Growing up a Jehovah's Witness, I was taught that people often misquote the "money=root of all bull5hit" passage. In actuality, it's more like, "The love of money is the root of all evil." Damn. I'm getting sucked in.
 

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i think the right man for the job is cat_fuzz.
HEY CAT_PUBES!! GET OUT HERE AND ANSWER MY DAMNED QUESTIONS!!!
 

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Originally posted by PeaceKeeper
3 guys at studying for engineer are discussing who designed th Human Body.
the first one says it was an electrician, considering how much power go trough the nerves.
The second guy disagrees. He says it was a mechanic.
"Look at the joints, only a machine can make such smooth movements."
The third guy totally disagrees with both of 'em...
He says it was a project-developer.
The two others are confused, so he explains:
"Who else can put a chemical wastepipe through a recreation area!!!"
:D

AHHHAHAHA HAHHA HH AHHHAHAHA HHA HAHAHAAHAAAAHHA HAHHHA HAHA AHHHA HAHAHH …….i don’t get it?
 

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Originally posted by @kuma


why did he make so many design errors then? All the evidence suggests that the human body is a result of numerous compromises from evolving from a quadraped to a biped.

I guess he got his "magicel holy clay wot made mans" on discount because it had dirt in it?

Quadrupeds usually have the best locomotion. For example, a cheetah can run 65 or 70 mph. But as man’s brain enlarged and we learned to use our head to catch food, we didn’t need to run as fast. Standing upright helped us see farther in the brush for food. “Hey, Grugg, check it out!! A 7-11 just over the hill.”