Who designed th Human Body?

[[DecoY]]

3 guys at studying for engineer are discussing who designed th Human Body.
the first one says it was an electrician, considering how much power go trough the nerves.
The second guy disagrees. He says it was a mechanic.
"Look at the joints, only a machine can make such smooth movements."
The third guy totally disagrees with both of 'em...
He says it was a project-developer.
The two others are confused, so he explains:
"Who else can put a chemical wastepipe through a recreation area!!!"

 

[AeroBLASTER]

hahahahaha...


But the real 'person' who designed the human body is God.

 

[[DecoY]]

Originally posted by AeroBLASTER
hahahahaha...


But the real 'person' who designed the human body is God.

Naaa...
He doesn't exist...
Oh by the way, check out my site..
It's not worth it[URL]

 

[Evil_Cope]

who designed the human body?

just some faggot.

 

[Deathwing]

Heh, not bad.

 

[[DecoY]]

Originally posted by Deathwing
Heh, not bad.

Me, mister_cope or the joke?

 

[Deathwing]

The joke.

 

[Akuma]

But the real 'person' who designed the human body is God.

why did he make so many design errors then? All the evidence suggests that the human body is a result of numerous compromises from evolving from a quadraped to a biped.

I guess he got his "magicel holy clay wot made mans" on discount because it had dirt in it?

 

[Claw]

Originally posted by @kuma
(...) All the evidence suggests that the human body is a result of numerous compromises from evolving from a quadraped to a biped. (...)

Nah, that's just 'cos He ran out of ideas so He just threw a few older designs together. I understand He was in quite a hurry to get it done and call it a day. All this creating must've been tedious work.

 

[Evil_Cope]

thats what you get when you rush a job.

seriously. an entire planet in seven days? and you wonder why it has gliches...

no sense of professionalism in omnipotent creator types these days.

 

[oosyxxx]

God was ripped on some serious kind when he made Adam, yo.

 

[lucifix]

i dunno, but they were a dumbass.......putting the crapper so close to the picknic area, shesh........

 

[JTRipper]

Originally posted by lucifix
i dunno, but they were a dumbass.......putting the crapper so close to the picknic area, shesh........

Can't take a joke?

 

[Balton]

Originally posted by @kuma

I guess he got his "magicel holy clay wot made mans" on discount because it had dirt in it?

I think we've been made out of wood.... hences the word morning wood : )

 

[Frostblood]

lol!
but why does every joke thread turn into a religious debate on this forum?

 

[Mad Merse]

Originally posted by @kuma


why did he make so many design errors then? All the evidence suggests that the human body is a result of numerous compromises from evolving from a quadraped to a biped.

I guess he got his "magicel holy clay wot made mans" on discount because it had dirt in it?

this post = teh funnay!


Man makes straightforward comment.

@kuma overreacts and spews forth a mass of ill-warranted cynicism.

I laugh because I ingested too much caffeine.

 

[Akuma]

I think you took a wrong turn on the way to the BUF forum, sunshine.

The joke led to a long moment of stony silence & AeroBlasters unpleasant and obsessive brand of Old Testament christianity has started to get on my nerves. I dont care if you read the bible 20 times a day, eat nothing but cabbage or get off on sticking your pee-pee in little old ladies, I just dont want to hear about it on EVERY FUCKING POST YOU MAKE

Thanks

A/S/L?

 

[lucifix]

apparently whoever did, they werent to careful with eve....THEY BROKE HER THINGIE OFF!!!!!!!!

 

[GoAt]

Exceptional

its human nature to blame others for ones actions.

my step- mom is so involved with religion it makes me literaly sick.
so claims that god helped her with her back problems. No, the only thing that helped you was yourself. you just blame god so you can feel better.
When i was in my 2nd car accident (the near death one) i was told that god wasnt ready for me yet. (rofl god doesnt want me, id eat him) bull ****, the visions i saw were not a bright light, pearly gates, or any of that other bull****. i make my own afterlife.
if money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to donate 10% of our earnings to god? makes no sense
Cat_Fuzz, im sure you say that god has blessed you with the ability to make web pages? i laugh at you! so you are saying 20 years ago you could make a webpage no problem? god gave you the ability to do so, i cant see why not.
its said that if god dont want you, you go to hell. well what if satan dont want you, where do you go?
God is all knowing, and all powerful. why didnt he know that satan was gonna rebel and go start his own world?
all these religions but yet one demands that they are right and all those who are not with them are wrong and they will go to hell and rot in fire and brimstone. Sounds like the worlds largest cult gathering to me.
people say they have been touched. no you havent dumbass those are goose bumps.
when i did belive in christianity, i had the pastor to that thing where he touches you and you faint, THE DAMN BASTARD TRYED TO PUSH ME OVER! thats why all those people are fainting, he is shoving them, so they fall! lol, i did this again a year ago and the pastor didnt push me, but when i didnt faint the man cried. and i was forbidden to come back. dont know exactly why...




i expect all these questions to be answerd. those that arent answered, heh im just proving my point

 

[lucifix]

its all bullSHIT!!!!!!

My father in law is a preacher and this is what he had to say about blacks and afganis..........they arent suppose to be here, that god didnt intend for them to be here. you know what i told my wife? "now you see where predjudice comes from" and she agreed with me..........