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Well poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by L_S, Nov 3, 2000.

  1. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    LMfnAO

    The Trouble with Tribbles? They don't swallow :D
     
  2. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    LoL

    They do if you hold their nose :D
     
  3. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    ...problem is, the little buggers are so small, they fill up really quick, and if you forget to let go of their nose soon enough you risk the chance that they'll explode. :/
     
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    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    [Scotty voice]Capn, this tribble cannot take any more! She's gonna blow! I've given er all I've got![/Scotty voice]
     
  5. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  6. No Soup For You

    No Soup For You I got your PM right HERE!

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    Oh yeah - gettin LOT'S of work done today!
     
  7. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    :D Well, it IS Friday after all ;)
     
  8. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    Ugh

    Saturday morning.

    My brain hurts.

    Only vague recollections of what happened last night. I have a sneaking suspiscoun that it involved a plastic lilo, a russian woman called Olga, one bottle (extra large) of maple syrup, a small handheld vacuum cleaner and an innocent bystander.

    Plus the contents of the bog this morning look like at least three tribbles exploded.

    Yet another successful night :D


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    *Currently concentrating very hard to stop the top of his head unscrewing*
     
  9. [Ci]Mazza

    [Ci]Mazza Trigger Me Baby!

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    you know it was a good night when an innocent bystander was involved :)
     
  10. 8-4-7-2

    8-4-7-2 New Member

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    ROFLMAO!
     
  11. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Well, it's 1030am est here, and no one beat me to the punch at bumping up the favourite friday thread. :)

    W000000000000000000TTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    Hopefully tonight

    will not involve tribbles ..... or if it does it's those special "tardis" tribbles (bigger on the inside than they are on the outside), to reduce the chance of accidental tribble explosions.

    It took bloody ages last time to scrub the stains off ... though I'm not entirely sure how they ended up on the ceiling ......probably best if I don't find out.

    Anyway tonight (which will start in under three hours) will not involve maple syrup (it's a real pain in the arse (figurativly speaking) when you wake up and your duvet's stuck to you).

    Tonight I'm going to use marmite :D
     
  13. BlackIce

    BlackIce Guest

    Umm EWWWWWWW!
     
  14. BunnYPandA

    BunnYPandA Evolutionary Masterpiece

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    and all because its friday ... hell , everyday should be a friday !
     
  15. BlackIce

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    Yes James....
     
  16. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    No James

    that would be really confusing.
    I wouldn't be able to spend the whole week looking forward to friday..it would already be friday.
    Also Saturdays pretty damn fun and I need a sunday to recover.

    Maybe a 4 day week....
    Monday - Cause Monday's are always sh1te, but they do put the rest of the week in perspective (i.e. it can only get better). You also can't wait till friday.

    Skip Tuesday through Thursday. These days are just pants.

    Friday - You spend the whole day thinking about what you're doing this evening, then go out in the evening (though it never quite ends up as you planned....oh well.... I'm sure Liz Hurley and Cameron Diaz will eventually succumb to me pestering them for a threesome )

    Saturday - More drinking -preferably starting mid afternoon

    Sunday - Recover. Go down pub to watch football (and hair of the dog :D). Have an earlyish night due to it being a Monday (Booooo!) tomorrow.

    What do you think?
     
  17. Morety

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    Re: No James

    I think maple syrup in the bedsheets would rock.All you'd have to do is dip your french toast into it in the morning and you wouldn't have to get outta bed, well, except to drain the lizard and stuff...
     
  18. BlackIce

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    Re: Ugh

    ROFLMAO...God, I need to invest in Paper towels for this forum!
     
  19. BunnYPandA

    BunnYPandA Evolutionary Masterpiece

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    well everyday is pretty much the same to me , so it wouldnt matter if everyday was friday anyway

    btw , i love those songs morety , especially the sp00ge one :)
     
  20. L_S

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    /me gives Leonard a reach-around then slaps the snot out of BunnYPandA for blaspeming the Holy Day.
     

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