Originally posted by Morety
Oh, Austin's out, this is now in...
Now I know where Bones illicit tribble stash got inserted
Well poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!!
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Now I know where Bones illicit tribble stash got inserted
BWAHAHAHA
Scotty: Cap'n, I don't think you can take any more, y'er goin t'explode!
Captain Kirk: Well Mr Scott, I you better just fit one more in there!
Bones: Dammit Jim! These are Tribbles, not Cottonelle!
Mr Spock: Captain, I fail to see the point of inserting Tribbles into one's rectum.
Bones: Oh shut up Spock! You wouldn't know a good gerbiling if it sat on your face and wiggled!
Kirk: Mr Scott, give me all she's got!
Scotty: Okay captain, but I don't know if you can take it!
Scotty: Cap'n, I don't think you can take any more, y'er goin t'explode!
Captain Kirk: Well Mr Scott, I you better just fit one more in there!
Bones: Dammit Jim! These are Tribbles, not Cottonelle!
Mr Spock: Captain, I fail to see the point of inserting Tribbles into one's rectum.
Bones: Oh shut up Spock! You wouldn't know a good gerbiling if it sat on your face and wiggled!
Kirk: Mr Scott, give me all she's got!
Scotty: Okay captain, but I don't know if you can take it!
ROFL! nice one morety!
Spock: I fail to see the logic in p00ping in anyone's mouth
Kirk: Here's 500 bucks, go get yerself a stripper and live a little for once!
-hours pass-
Kirk: so what did you get up to spock?
spock: (swaying gently) Wow! Thath wash tha bethest stwipper eva!
Kirk: how much did you drink?
spock: mmm. lotsh! Sco- o - Schotty helped me dreenk. ven, and ven, he went, yesh, and then, the shtripper came!
-Scotty enters, half naked-
Scotty: That's the last time i have a drinking contest with you!
Spock: I fail to see the logic in p00ping in anyone's mouth
Kirk: Here's 500 bucks, go get yerself a stripper and live a little for once!
-hours pass-
Kirk: so what did you get up to spock?
spock: (swaying gently) Wow! Thath wash tha bethest stwipper eva!
Kirk: how much did you drink?
spock: mmm. lotsh! Sco- o - Schotty helped me dreenk. ven, and ven, he went, yesh, and then, the shtripper came!
-Scotty enters, half naked-
Scotty: That's the last time i have a drinking contest with you!
Finally Friday again...
And im going to Holland again, fragfest
!!And check if Bee Realy stopped smoking..
Anyways, Im gonna have a fun weekend
w00t w00t !!
4 hours to go!!!
w000t w000t w000t!! WEEEEEEKEEEENDDD!! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!
(I'm happy, sue me )
Ow btw Hi Leonard!! p00p
w000t w000t w000t!! WEEEEEEKEEEENDDD!! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!
(I'm happy, sue me
)Ow btw Hi Leonard!!
p00p
Mute
All you have to do is smile!
Yay, friday, and after work i have my hot date with Jessica . Although the last time i went out with her this pointy eared dude kept running and and trying to pay her to take her clothes off....
[edit]P00p![/edit]
. Although the last time i went out with her this pointy eared dude kept running and and trying to pay her to take her clothes off....[edit]P00p![/edit]
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Hey Mute, pasting a picture of Jessica to your hand and whacking doesn't count.
[edit]Oh yeah, almost forgot...p00p.[/edit]
[edit]Oh yeah, almost forgot...p00p.[/edit]
Have fun Camel Toe! I went to the Sep. 9th show in Chicago, obviously it rocked A$$! Oh yeah, btw, watch out for naked people suspended in the air.Originally posted by Camel Toe
TOOL concert this weekend!!!!!!!!!
w00t w00t
Jancaz Bru
the preposterous bollox of the situation
Originally posted by mute
Yay, friday, and after work i have my hot date with Jessica
[edit]P00p![/edit]
You, sir, are going to die. Jessica is my gf.
On an unrelated note, I think Im gonna skip the last period of school today... muahahahah! 5 hours..
Oh-Oh SpagHettI-ooooooooooh
Friday! Woot!!!
Jessica alba? Hm... yeah she's ok.
I prefer women though
Friday! Woot!!!
Jessica alba? Hm... yeah she's ok.
I prefer women though
[cartman]Whaaaaat?[/cartman]
I still have a physics quiz to survive, then it's clear sailing to the deep blue weekend, baby. I'm going hiking near Mt. Baker.
I still have a physics quiz to survive, then it's clear sailing to the deep blue weekend, baby. I'm going hiking near Mt. Baker.
Mute
All you have to do is smile!
Originally posted by NeoNite
Jessica alba? Hm... yeah she's ok.
I prefer women though
*grr!!!* Surebrec, shall we put aside our differences long enough to pummel Neo to death?
Jancaz Bru
the preposterous bollox of the situation
yes, I think we shall...
then after that, I'm kicking your ass so I can have my girl back
/me gives Neo a swift kick to the balls!
then after that, I'm kicking your ass so I can have my girl back
/me gives Neo a swift kick to the balls!
I tanked my physics quiz . It's gonna put a sour flavor in my mouth for the weekend.....however, not if I replace it with a p00p flavor! Thank god for this thread
. It's gonna put a sour flavor in my mouth for the weekend.....however, not if I replace it with a p00p flavor! Thank god for this thread Friday thank god
Hurray it's friday. I'm so happy and hyper.
/me huggles evreyone.
Evreyone have a lovely weekend.
Hurray it's friday.
I'm so happy and hyper./me huggles evreyone.
Evreyone have a lovely weekend.