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Well poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!!
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*panting* dear god, this has been the longest week ever......
I'm just slugging down bud's right now like its nobody's business...oblivion here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save me a seat!
Leonard you dirty sumb1tch...give it to me...yeah!!!!!! give it to me!!!!!!!! ugh!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmm...meaty.......
Weekends are my religion.
I'm just slugging down bud's right now like its nobody's business...oblivion here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save me a seat!
Leonard you dirty sumb1tch...give it to me...yeah!!!!!! give it to me!!!!!!!! ugh!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmm...meaty.......
Weekends are my religion.
I'm moved into my new dorm for the school year, and I'd like to make this a special Friday with an important word about pooping:
"This book was meant to be used as a companion to pooping, and if you are using this book as it was intended, you are now seated on the toilet, as you have been countless other times. But did you know that right now, as you are pooping, an estimated 2.3 million people around the world are pooping too? That's right, from Japan to Germany, Israel to Canada, people of all races and ethnicities are doing exactly what you're doing right now. Isn't that beautiful? Pooping is the common bond that unites us all; it is what makes us one.
"Even more wonderful than the fact that people all around the world poop, is the fact that nobody can go without pooping. No matter how rich somebody is, or how famous or how sexy or beautiful, everyone has to put in time on the porcelain. Even Jennifer Lopez poops. Think about that. Go on, visualize Jennifer Lopez pooping for one second. That's it...... Good.
"What still puzzles me though, is that if pooping is such a world-uniting, culture-crossing, and wonderful thing, why is it still so shrouded in silence and embarassment? Why don't people talk more freely about their various bathroom habits and pleasures?
"For example, most women do not realize that men often like to pretend they are giving birth when they poop. That's right. The truth is, we men are somewhat jealous that we can't have babies, and our potty time is the only time for us to fantasize. Men will try to deny it, but the fact remains that almost all men, at some point in their lives, have sat on the toilet doing breathing exercises, and waiting for the joyous moment to arrive so they can shout, "It's a girl!" and then name her something cute before flushing her away forever.
"And most men would be surprised to know that women usually like to play a game called Bombs Away in the bathroom. They fill the toilet bowl with small c ardboard ships that they have spent hours before-hand creating. Then, instead of sitting on the toilet, they stand on the rim, and the fun begins as they see how many Japanese D-42s they can sink.
"Pooping is not about nastiness or vulgarity, pooping is about fun. Toilet time is precious time, not only for birthing fantasies and war games, but also for reading fine books like this one, or for reflecting on memories past, or even....for pondering our own reality and deep metaphysical inner self.And so, as you dive deeper into this eloquent collection, and continue with your toilet time, do not ask yourself what the nutritionist would ask: "What am I pooping?" Ask yourself the question the Zen Buddhist would ask: "What is it that is pooping?"
- by Trey Parker, from the introduction to The Mad Bathroom Companion.
Happy friday!
"This book was meant to be used as a companion to pooping, and if you are using this book as it was intended, you are now seated on the toilet, as you have been countless other times. But did you know that right now, as you are pooping, an estimated 2.3 million people around the world are pooping too? That's right, from Japan to Germany, Israel to Canada, people of all races and ethnicities are doing exactly what you're doing right now. Isn't that beautiful? Pooping is the common bond that unites us all; it is what makes us one.
"Even more wonderful than the fact that people all around the world poop, is the fact that nobody can go without pooping. No matter how rich somebody is, or how famous or how sexy or beautiful, everyone has to put in time on the porcelain. Even Jennifer Lopez poops. Think about that. Go on, visualize Jennifer Lopez pooping for one second. That's it...... Good.
"What still puzzles me though, is that if pooping is such a world-uniting, culture-crossing, and wonderful thing, why is it still so shrouded in silence and embarassment? Why don't people talk more freely about their various bathroom habits and pleasures?
"For example, most women do not realize that men often like to pretend they are giving birth when they poop. That's right. The truth is, we men are somewhat jealous that we can't have babies, and our potty time is the only time for us to fantasize. Men will try to deny it, but the fact remains that almost all men, at some point in their lives, have sat on the toilet doing breathing exercises, and waiting for the joyous moment to arrive so they can shout, "It's a girl!" and then name her something cute before flushing her away forever.
"And most men would be surprised to know that women usually like to play a game called Bombs Away in the bathroom. They fill the toilet bowl with small c ardboard ships that they have spent hours before-hand creating. Then, instead of sitting on the toilet, they stand on the rim, and the fun begins as they see how many Japanese D-42s they can sink.
"Pooping is not about nastiness or vulgarity, pooping is about fun. Toilet time is precious time, not only for birthing fantasies and war games, but also for reading fine books like this one, or for reflecting on memories past, or even....for pondering our own reality and deep metaphysical inner self.And so, as you dive deeper into this eloquent collection, and continue with your toilet time, do not ask yourself what the nutritionist would ask: "What am I pooping?" Ask yourself the question the Zen Buddhist would ask: "What is it that is pooping?"
- by Trey Parker, from the introduction to The Mad Bathroom Companion.
Happy friday!
Pineconeboy that's just so touching :sniff:
If a zen buddhist p00ps in the woods and no woman is there to hear him grunt, is he still a pig?
If a zen buddhist p00ps in the woods and no woman is there to hear him grunt, is he still a pig?
Does the pope sh!t in the woods?
HELL no! To answer your question. Pooping in the woods is an important part of being a man.
HELL no! To answer your question. Pooping in the woods is an important part of being a man.
it's friday!
another 5 and a half hours till i finish work though
/me can't wait to get home to the hot carling
another 5 and a half hours till i finish work though
/me can't wait to get home to the hot carling
w000tage !!!
Its like still 5 till 6 hours to go for me.
Thats ok, cause I can't wait to give D-Stroya that Hot Carl
Makes my whole day better again
Its like still 5 till 6 hours to go for me.
Thats ok, cause I can't wait to give D-Stroya that Hot Carl
Makes my whole day better again
It's too active. I can't put this in the classics if it's still on the top of the heap every Friday. If ya'll quit bumping it for a month or two, it'll make it there. That would be a shame though, this is like our Friday ritual. It's just not Friday without seeing this thread on the front page.
Oh, Austin's out, this is now in...
OMG, Morety that's awesome! lmao!
It's Friday, and I'm done with my classes! Bring on the p00p.....
It's Friday, and I'm done with my classes! Bring on the p00p.....