UNREAL TOURNAMENT: THE MOVIE (what are your thoughts)

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LooseCannon

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Could I play a piece of Bio sludge please?

I'd like to burn through Angelina Jolie's underwear and.. and.. and.. /me takes a cold shower.
 
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vickissv3

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Ving Rhames would be a good malcolm. BTW i would like to see an Adult animated series of the game.
 
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carmatic

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eh when i take a cold shower my body goes numb and i just feel like getting straight out of the shower again... how cold do you mean cold showers?
and more importantly, do cold showers improve my skills?
 
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carmatic said:
eh when i take a cold shower my body goes numb and i just feel like getting straight out of the shower again... how cold do you mean cold showers?
and more importantly, do cold showers improve my skills?
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....and who will play the part of the cold shower in the movie?

I vote Babara Streisand. She has the same effect on me as a cold shower.

Yuck!
 
Taleweaver

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I wanna see, like, big @$$ explosions and firefights and stuff, and of course it has to have these cicadas that go Mieeeeuuwwwww and get targeted by AVRiL's, so Lavigne has to be casteded as a side character 'cause I once like saw her when she was hot and anyway now this missile hits the cicada but Vin Diesel jumps out at exactly the last second with the flag under his arm and he lands directly on swarzenigger cuz he's a nub now he doesn't act anymore and is into ghey politics lol! so at that point there are like 4 enemies between him and the flag and he has to doubledodge in a matrixstyle-ish doublejump while those guis shoot a redeemer at wherever he was and they accidentally kill themselves and there should be blood and gore and I should be in this picture as well cuz i know the game and know perfect how to make this into a movie people can understand, not like those Einstein-like movies like figtclub or stuff like that, and it would so totally pwn...

:D

Dark Pulse said:
Cold Showers INCREASE sexual arousal, LooseCannon. :)
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Whatever turns you on, DP ;)
 
Bullet10k

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Hey you know what? Screw replacing the ingame characters with real people acting the movie. I wanna see a complete CG-rendered movie like how Final Fantasy: the spirits within was. That would truly rock!!

Should it be CG-rendered or use Unreal Engine 3? hmmmm (would it make a difference?)
Either way, both of them would truly rock and look awesome, lol.
 
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carmatic

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maybe epic modelled the new malcolm after him? just give him all the malcolm's clothing and he will look perfect
 
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Jacob - Will Smith
Wraith - Nicolas Cage
Sapphire - Jennifer Lopez
Satin - Cameron Diaz


uhm, make a Skinpack out of it! *lol* looking really funny to me :D :D
 
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