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Mantik

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Apr 2, 2004
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Mantik cannot be bothered with reading all of these posts; all he questions are as follows:

1) Can I gutblow Sir Brizz in a Raptor that gets stuck in the ceiling of the map after boosting up a ramp resulting in a continual flow of his blood through my front grinders? That was fun.

2) Will there be a new taunt integrated for the Tech class that depicts the player having a comic-style chat bubble pop-up stating that he is imitating Owl as he shoves the barrel of whichever gun he is holding up his own anus while a taunt-related rendition of Jem masturbates to the whole scene in the background as she moans "CHEATER!" through our speakers?

3) Can Xaero be the nazi-mod of all in-game related chat that takes place within every server for every game ever?

And finally..

4) Can Stalin-esque statues depicting [pet]llama be strategically placed in front of all artifact nodes in every former, current, and future maps to be?

Thank you for your timely response, good sir. Out.
 

Mantik

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Apr 2, 2004
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Addendum 1.0

5) Will anyone wearing an Alpha tag be banned from using gas?

..... ^^^^ Very important for the future of this idea. Please weigh the options heavily.
 

Delacroix

Successor of Almarion
Jan 12, 2006
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Not to worry, people. Delacroix is here... I *might* have a small surprise for you. Small, ugh.... But not just yet, soon.
 

Delacroix

Successor of Almarion
Jan 12, 2006
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I take this as a joke... No, I know someone who will give me a certain gift, I am sure any reader of this topic will be interested in it... :p
 

Delacroix

Successor of Almarion
Jan 12, 2006
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Don't worry, as I have said, I took it as a joke - I still have a modicum of intelligence sufficient to notice quality jokes.

GreenEmerald is correct. :)
 

Gizzy

The Banhammer Cometh
May 30, 2009
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Ah yes, I've heard about it a little. I can't answer your question, Gizzy, but I know this does have something to do with U2 betas.

You can't answer my question? WAHHH :gonk: :gonk:

I'm assuming that since you can't answer, it may be some way related to U1.
Either that, or you're just messing with my head :lol:
 

GreatEmerald

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I can't answer because I don't know :p But it may be a rather pleasant surprise, and it might be a little more pleasant to a few people than the rest :)
 

Gizzy

The Banhammer Cometh
May 30, 2009
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Still sounds good, whatever it is :p

I'm gonna buy Unreal Anthology on Friday, so I'll have a chance to play Unreal 2 at long last. (And to replace my broken UT2004 discs)
 

Ryan432120

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Still sounds good, whatever it is :p

I'm gonna buy Unreal Anthology on Friday, so I'll have a chance to play Unreal 2 at long last. (And to replace my broken UT2004 discs)

Congratulations Mate !!! Enjoy your new Unreal Anthology !

Fingers Crossed !!! I Sure hope the surprise will not be booby trapped ... :eek: