(deliverance music in background)
uhhhhh, naw man, is you sick er somethin?
But seriously, did you just say but seriously in a thread about whether you fold or wad toilet paper to wipe your asspipe?
Okay, well, in the interests of **ahem** enlightened debate in the off topic forum:
I have no time for folding, way too busy, I'm a wad wiper, and occasionally an accident investigator. (I will occasionally check out my own skidmarks dependent upon the week's ingestion of particularly brutal and spicy foods) I also generally will only perform one wipe per wad, and again dependent upon the food quality, may use up to and including 5-7 separate wads of the white stuff.