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Toilet paper debate: Wad vs Fold

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by {Ghetto_Ghepetto}, Oct 22, 2003.

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Wad vs Fold

  1. Wad

    14 vote(s)
    43.8%
  2. Fold

    18 vote(s)
    56.3%
  1. {Ghetto_Ghepetto}

    {Ghetto_Ghepetto} I am #1 Asian big boob queen!

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    I fold. I find it smooooooooother and a less chance of tearage for those splashy situations. What do you guys think?
     
  2. Bushwack

    Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold...

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    i think your far too bored Ghep, LMFAO

    I wipe with freshly caught white fluffy bunnies, then discard them, or rather unleash thier skidmarked terror into the wildernesses :D
     
  3. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    Jesus, you are sick.

    Besides, their fur sticks to your bum.
     
  4. Bushwack

    Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold...

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    Not if you wipe with the ears first :D
     
  5. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    First off, I ain't usin no ears from no animal to wipe mah anus. It just ain't rite havin' them bucky teeth that close to mah jew-els.

    Secondly, I just use my luckeh rabbit's foot, fo 'mergencies, always handeh, if you git mah drift.
     
  6. {Ghetto_Ghepetto}

    {Ghetto_Ghepetto} I am #1 Asian big boob queen!

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    :lol:!!!!!!!!! hhhhahahaha..

    But seriously though, I'm interested to see what you guys have to say. (other than beastiality and bunny wiping and such.)
     
  7. Bushwack

    Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold...

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    ok lemme get this straight, you ARE shoving the FOOT of a small furry creature up your butt?

    Knowing this forum you should be asking if they even WIPE instead of HOW they wipe Ghep :p At least me and 5el are 'inventive' :D
     
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  8. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    (deliverance music in background)

    uhhhhh, naw man, is you sick er somethin?

    But seriously, did you just say but seriously in a thread about whether you fold or wad toilet paper to wipe your asspipe?

    :Poop:

    Okay, well, in the interests of **ahem** enlightened debate in the off topic forum:

    I have no time for folding, way too busy, I'm a wad wiper, and occasionally an accident investigator. (I will occasionally check out my own skidmarks dependent upon the week's ingestion of particularly brutal and spicy foods) I also generally will only perform one wipe per wad, and again dependent upon the food quality, may use up to and including 5-7 separate wads of the white stuff.
     
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  9. {Ghetto_Ghepetto}

    {Ghetto_Ghepetto} I am #1 Asian big boob queen!

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    Shal I rephrase my question?

    How do you wipe with TOILET PAPER? Do you wad/crinkle up the TP or do you fold the TP neatly to wipe YOUR ANUS/VAGINAL AREA?
     
  10. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    he said vaginal.
     
  11. Bushwack

    Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold...

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    5eleven DEFINITELY wipes his vaginal area.......a LOT!


    <technically thats called MASTERBATION>


    ^referring to his mastery of this technique
     
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  12. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    And you'd think a guy that waxes the carrot as much as Bushie, would at least be able to spell MASTURBATION correctly. Hehe. And no, I don't have a vagina. :lol:

    Nor do I have a Mangina.

    Alright, that's it, lock the goddamned thread. I'm friggin' offended.

    This is so disturbed, why am I even participating? Late nights, long hours, and tales of asswiping. Can't beat that.
     
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  13. Bushwack

    Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold...

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    you do BEAT OTHER things...a LOT:p

    and technically i dont wax the carrot since i do have a girlfriend, speaking of girlfriends how is Rosy Palmer and her Sisters 5el? :p
     
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  14. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    That's low, and that's cheap.

    However, in answer to your question, lately, I like to sit on my hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbate. That way, it feels like someone else is doing it.

    :2thumb:
     
  15. Bushwack

    Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold...

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    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! NICE see guys, i told you he was DA MASTERBATER!
     
  16. BlAcK_PlAgUe22

    BlAcK_PlAgUe22 I ooze.

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    Wad. Unless the toilet paper is running low, then I grab a hunk of tissues and fold them in half so I don't have to replace the toilet paper :)
     
  17. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    Hmmm, absurd, yet flaccid.

    Confident, yet revealing.

    Lazy, yet thrifty.

    For thriftiness' sake, I believe I would still get out fresh toilet paper, tissues are much more expensive.

    I wish I had a bidet. http://www.bidet.com/meetmrbidet.htm
     
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  18. Milleniumhand

    Milleniumhand New Member

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    I multiwhipe, so folds the only way for me.
     
  19. spm1138

    spm1138 Irony Is

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    Fold.

    I bet none of you wadders live in Greece.
     
  20. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    Wad for my rear end, and fold one sheet to dry off my trouser snake after I rinse it.

    ...

    What? At least my boxers don't have piss smell. :p
     

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