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This forum is too impersonal!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Arnox, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. Vaskadar

    Vaskadar It's time I look back from outer space

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    I'm a boat. On the sea. Look at me. I'm a boat.
     
  2. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    look at my horse
    my horse is amazing
    give it a lick
    mmm - it tastes just like raisins

    have a stroke of its mane
    it turns into a plane
    and then it turns back again
    when you tug on its winkie

    eww that's dirty
    do you think so?
    Well I better not show you where
    the lemonade is made

    sweet lemonade
    mmm - sweet lemonade
    sweet lemonade
    yeah sweet lemonade

    get on my horse
    I'll take you around the universe
    and all the other places too

    I think you'll find that the universe
    pretty much covers everything

    Shut up woman get on my horse!
     
  3. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Everyone loves Magical Trevor

    'it's the tricks that he does are ever so clever

    Look at him now, disappearin' a cow

    Where is the cow? hidden right now.


    Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor

    Everyone is seeing that the trick is clever

    Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!

    It's made of magic, and with a little flip


    Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back

    Back, back, back from his magical journey

    Yeah!


    What did he see in the parallel dimension?

    He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.
    Oh, beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans.

    Yeah, yeah!
     
  4. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    [screenshot]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Hurricane_Katrina_August_28_2005_NASA.jpg[/screenshot]
     
  5. Staward

    Staward Lauda tuus animus

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    There's one thing you should know about me. I'm specialized in a very specific type of food. Pasta food...

    You're talking about Lasagna?

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    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr...
     
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  6. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    George Bush does not care about black people.
     
  7. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    sorry pal but I have tasted the perfect lasagna(one of the few things in life I'd ever dare to use a 10/10 rating. You just make me sad reminding me that I had the perfect lasagna..
     
  8. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    I am a nice person. See I make you recipe just now. You try, tell us if good.

    Ingredients:
    1 16oz can of Cream soda
    1 bottle of Rum
    1 16oz can of Coconut milk
    1 32oz tub of pineapple sherbert

    mix in blender:
    1 16oz can of Cream soda
    1 16oz can of Coconut milk
    add in sherbert till it is the consistency of soft serve ice cream.
    add rum

    Chill in freezer for 1/2 hour or till thick enough to eat with a spoon at least.

    Eat as dessert.

    P.S. If any1 actually tries that plz let me know I really did just make it up.
     
  9. theabyss

    theabyss No One Here Gets Out Alive

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    Just post a photo of yourself and we can have tons of fun. :lol:
     
  10. NRG

    NRG Master Console Hater

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  11. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    This Space For Rent. Please Don't Disturb The Current Occupants

    When I eat doughnuts, I eat the hole part first.

    I also do not rewind the DVD's I rent.

    Safe sex to me, is when the girl keeps her seat belt on.

    I do pay postage, when I send emails.

    I like ,
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  12. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Public service announcement:

    You're thread has been
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  13. dragonfliet

    dragonfliet I write stuffs

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    I have recently realized that if I die a horrible, painful death that I won't have to worry about the rapidly approaching due date of my wildly incomplete thesis.

    It is an uncomfortably relaxing thought.
     
  14. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    Chicken farmers spend all day playing with cock.
     
  15. phil

    phil OH GOD

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    Still haven't figured out how to socially engineer that noose? Let me help you:

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Somebody's got to I suppose............
     
  17. JohnDoe641

    JohnDoe641 Killer Fools Pro Staff Member

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  18. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Phil unmasked:
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  19. lovebug

    lovebug New Member

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    wife, mother, cook, cleaner, travel agent, web designer, aromatherapist, music lover, size 6 shoe wearer, sex addict, handbag collector, fun loving person. what more do u need to know??

    [​IMG]
     
  20. phil

    phil OH GOD

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    I really think you have me confused with someone else. You know like someone who gets really mad about an internet forum and quits only to come back seconds later because his life is a miserable mess. You are not good at this internet trolling thing you're not smart and/or creative enough for it. Maybe you should try something else like actually applying yourself to university studies so you don't end up a drain on society, instead of quiting because it was hard. They might still let you apply at your local community college still so the semester isn't a total loss.



    Love,
    Phil

    P.S. Enjoy your day at whatever retail hell-hole you call home.
     

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