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This forum is too impersonal!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Arnox, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    Rats. 'Cause if you could get all three up there it would sound like a machine gun and that would be funny to put on youtube.
     
  2. Arnox

    Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy

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    I aim to disappoint.
     
  3. Lruce Bee

    Lruce Bee Transcending to another level

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    All your base are belong to us.
     
  4. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    This Space For Rent. Please Don't Disturb The Current Occupants

    If you had a penis for a day.
    What would you do with it?
     
  5. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    The ladies aren't going to be too happy when they find out it's intentional. ;)
     
  6. Arnox

    Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy

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    Silly, I always have a penis. And I do absolutely nothing with it. (At least not yet anyway.)
     
  7. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    How do you take a leak?
     
  8. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    :lol: You e-mailed a moderator and said pretty please let me back onto BuF because you got banned like a bitch for "obsessively" waging personal crusades against everyone :lol:

    But you know what? Times have changed, and the thing that set you off on me was this:

    And it totally rocked :lol: I mean seriously, personal issues aside--ZING!--that was masterfully written :D

    Okay but seriously--I'm sorry I pissed you off. Let's stop hating people for their career choices and I'll chill back on "checking" people.

    unless they totally deserve it :cool: And, thank you for putting me in check--I was getting outta hand for a bit.


    So we're cool now :cool:
     
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  9. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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  10. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    This Space For Rent. Please Don't Disturb The Current Occupants

    This penis you have.
    Is it inside you right now?
     
  11. phil

    phil OH GOD

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    nope mm-mmm try again.


    If you call me pointing out that you're a terrible poster and more than likely a failure as being set off, then damn dude you got me and congratulation on "setting off" every non-terrible poster on this forum.

    Maybe you can zing me some more with more nonsensical random statements after this because, I'm so mad about your posts on the internet. Ask the ircpals how angry I was on teamspeak about it, it was uncontrolled screaming and gnashing of teeth they had to temp ban me from TS for 10 minutes so I could cool off. You're so cool on the internet. :(
     
  12. Benfica

    Benfica European Redneck

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    This forum is too personal!
     
  13. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    for reals.

    I'm starting to wonder if Peavey and Phil are going to have sex or fight or what.
     
  14. phil

    phil OH GOD

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    I WILL FIGHT HIM IRL SO MAD
     
  15. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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  16. Arnox

    Arnox UT99/2004 Mod Crazy

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    Well, besides vital functions of course, I don't use it.
     
  17. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    is masturbation a vital function?
     
  18. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    It is if you don't want your balls to explode:

    [m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1DAMTF3xf8[/m]
     
  19. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    Hal rode to your house on a majestic white stallion, with carnations and a Hal-mark card. Answering the door in your sensual silk robe that I bought you for your 3rd BuF Day, he pleaded to hear your famous personal masterpiece, Concerto di Piccola Viola. As you proceeded to serenade him, tears of joy were shed.


    "Oh prithy, Phillius, cometh back to the gates of Beyond Unreal, knock thrice, and ye shall be admitted to the realm of Off Topic. Ye shall be smitten by the presence of the drunken gnome Plumb_Drumb, who doth bear a silver platter of Truffles upon his back. Ye shall be showered in a torrent of virgin mirth and witch mucus!"

    Not willing to accept an alternative fate to your reality, you gladly obliged. The knighting ceremony commenced. As you knelt down, Dotnetbeast stepped forward. Looming over you, his sweaty, strong, chocolatey, musky presence emitted sexual lightning. He drew the Official Sword of BuF, and a loud THUD bounded off of your left, then right shoulder, echoing through the vacuous valley of Peavey's Ignore List. History was made, and thou have been accepted into the BuF Royal Family. Welcome, brother.
     
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  20. JohnDoe641

    JohnDoe641 Killer Fools Pro Staff Member

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    It's true. He ruined a perfectly good game of quacklive because his shouting was disturbing my perfect aim. But I still managed to kill funkblast at least.
     

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