The official UC2 Skinpack OffTopic Spam Thread

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:hmm: :shake:

man...
Every OT I post, someone else wastes another post (or more) complaining about it!
Just so you dont cry, maybe I'll go delete some earlier OT's
:mad: :mad:

EDIT: I just got rid of 2 so far. :tup:
 
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Phantasma

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I really think that UC2 skinpack thread is like long dead, there hasn't been any updates in ages.

As for the guy asking about Xbox keyboards in the other thread you can get a converter called the "FragJoy". The item is about 30 dollars and allows you to use a keyboard and a mouse on the Xbox. However be warned not all keyboards work well with this device. By "well" I mean accuracy. So not all keyboard/Mouses will allow you to transfer your UT2k4 skills to UC2.
 
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Starry Might said:
"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spaaaaaaam, wonderful Spaaaaaaam..."
;)

Since we're all talking about spam, if you like that song and have UT99, go dl this map by LoPing:

CTF-LoPingBME at http://www.unrealplayground.com/mapper.php?id=278

BME stands for blockiest map ever* so don't expect anything masterfully and painstakingly well-done. But the song adds nice humor!



@Phantasma:
Maybe I'll look into that, and thx for the message.
Phantasma said:
As for the guy asking about XBox keyboards...
(How dare you call me "the guy!" ;))

*The map was entered in the "blockiest map ever" contest.

EDIT:Spam is good! Go to an L&L Hawaiian Barbeque near you and order Musubi! IT's Spamalicious!
 
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old_man_funk

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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said we’re up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo homes to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle on my throne as the prince of bel-air
 

Maxx

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:lol:no we go classic :)

how about this one?

Unreal Tournament Intro said:
In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners
the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.

Liandri Mining Corporation, working with the NEG,
established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions.

The fight's popularity grew with their brutality.
Soon, Liandri discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise.

The professional league was formed;
a cabal of the most violent and skilled warriors in known space,
selected to fight in a Grand Tournament.

Now it is 2341, 50 years have passed since founding of DeathMatch.
Profits from the Tournament number in the hundreds of billions.

You have been selected to fight in the professional league
by the Liandri Rules Board. Your strength and brutality are legendary.

The time has come to prove you are the best-
to crush your enemies-
to win the Tournament.
 

Nines

With Rage Alive
Oct 12, 2004
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:lol: ahahahahahhahahahahahhaa! Look at page 10;
everyone says hello to UTGirl and her first post isn't even there!
rofl :lol:
 

Maxx

Bite Me
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raZør said:
:lol: ahahahahahhahahahahahhaa! Look at page 10;
everyone says hello to UTGirl and her first post isn't even there!
rofl :lol:

quite funny thread :lol: but at least the "original" UC2 thread will be kept clean in future :lol: