The official UC2 Skinpack OffTopic Spam Thread

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Maxx

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But it proves spam is not healthy, spam makes you and your HD ill, spam is a word with 4 letters, spam is ugly,
spam is, well, spam
 

Starry Might

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MäxX said:
:lol:

UTGirl said:
hm, I found this, spam spam and spam

that pic is pretty big so I only linked -> didn`t want to make a "56k-Killer-thread" ;)
A guy's gonna ground up Spam in a blender? :eek:

BTW, I've actually ate fried Spam before...I liked it! :D

Anyhoo, since we're talking Spam, I may as well mention "Monty Python's" famous Spam skit!:

http://www.detritus.org/spam/skit.html

[singing]"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spaaaaaaam, wonderful Spaaaaaaam..."[/singing]

Others: "SHUT UP!"

;)
 

Phantasma

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I haven't seen so much spam in all my life....

Well in other news this thread has gotten me to buy UC2 and I been playing it like a drug addiction and its even pulled me away from UT2k4. Not only that it seems to take more skill and there is actually a reason to pick a character other then looks.

I been banned from so many games just for using sapphires sercet CDG on the flag carrier's over and over again. An now everyone is getting pissed at my torgor skills. Sigh, I dunno I guess people can't be pleased one way or another.

There is also a patch coming for the game that will fix the speed issues of some characters and the lag issues, looks like it will be 2 weeks away.

So how are the skins coming. I want that Necris Selket skin for UT2k4 before I go back to it, in the mean time I'll enjoy Necris Selket, Torgor, and Sapphire on UC2.

Bye guys and gals. :D
 

Maxx

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I`ve never seen such things before :p

Just in case that`s a stupid question....what the hell is that? *g*

Obviously something to eat, but what exactly.

*wantstoknow*
*jumpsaround*
*says: plzzzzz*

And don`t say:
MäxX`s future vision about Starry`s reply said:
It`s spam! It smells like spam, it tastes like spam, it feels like spam, it`s spam, S-P-A-M, simply spam.

thx in advance ;)
 
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Maxx

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UTGirl said:
you left out that it looks like spam :p

I also don`t know what this exactly is, but I`m not sure if I want to know...:lol:
ah, sorry. As usual the most important things have been forgotten :(

I know that, I want to know what that is. *g*

Does anyone remember the movie Ghostbusters?
Sure we all do :p
also the scene were Dr. Wankman gets slimed by the nice green guy?
He then says "He slimed me...."

That reminds me of that spam stuff.
When anyone admits beeing spammed....we know what happend *rofl* or we just don`t want to know :lol: ....deppends...
 

Maxx

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UTGirl said:
reminds me of the GES-Bio-rifle..... looks like the same, only with diffrent color :p

We should make the GES-Spam-rifle

:lol:
-wipes tear out of right eye-

Yap, when you hit an enemy with it, he/she/it gets fatter and fatter, until he finally blows up :lol:
 

Nines

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MäxX said:
Yap, when you hit an enemy with it, he/she/it gets fatter and fatter, until he finally blows up.......

.....into:


MäxX said:
spam-c07.jpg

:D
 
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Phantasma said:

I been banned from so many games just for using sapphires sercet CDG on the flag carrier's over and over again.

Sry, I dont have UC2 :( (Yeah I know, I can't believe it myself). Could you (or someone else who knows) explain to me what Sapphire's trick is?
 

Phantasma

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I hide behind a wall. and I turn my camera to see you while you can't see me. then when you past me I use a special move called "ice burst" which freezes everything around me in a instant. You can't move and I can do a coup de grace on you which kills you in one hit and gives me full special meter to do it again. An since the command is the same everytime I got really fast with it and people don't like dying in 1.5 seconds. Namely dropping the flag.
 

Maxx

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@razor: :lol:

@starry: ah, things became much clearer now :) I must admit from the pics it still doesn`t look like much *yummyumm* to me, but maybe the pics are not good.
I`ll try it, when it comes my way :lol:
 

Phantasma

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It better be, I get kicked from CTF games if I come in as Sapphire. Apparently people don't like the feeling of being helpless and consider it cheating.
The only real cheating going on in UC2 is the damn people with keyboards and mouses. its the xbox version of aimbot pretty much. Some of the headshots people seem to get on me are impossible, like when I'm pouncing off the wall. But you can only get pissed so much until you get even. So I made a plan to trick these keyboard bastards.

All I did was lead there shots, like in UT2k4 most people tend to shot at you when your at the peak of a jump or just landing. In UC2 however you aren't open, at any point in time you can reflect that shot right back at them for a auto headshot which will make you smile from ear to ear and make the sniper think twice about using you as a target.

Another trick I came up with was running in a angle and suddenly stopping its amazing some people actually take that shot in UC2.

LoL the good times. You don't know what your missing out on UC2 is like 29 dollars at gamestop.
 
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There are keyboards and mice for the XBox? I thought Microsoft refused to make them for XBox 'cause they were so much like computers anyway. If they do have 'em though, maybe I can convince my dad to buy UC2 because that's the main reason he didn't want to buy it.