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Kyllian
if (Driver == Bot.Pawn); bGTFO=True;
Not so much a funny as a "Holy crap"
This is a working NES console
http://www.instructables.com/id/NES-in-a-Cartridge/#step1
This is a working NES console
http://www.instructables.com/id/NES-in-a-Cartridge/#step1
"that is not my bush baby"
a Joke:
*Two Women were chatting in the office.*
Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!*
*At the same time, their husbands were talking at work.*
Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light ****ing candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another ****ing hour.
*Two Women were chatting in the office.*
Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!*
*At the same time, their husbands were talking at work.*
Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light ****ing candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another ****ing hour.
Kyllian
if (Driver == Bot.Pawn); bGTFO=True;
Firefly
United Kingdom is not a country.
I'm beginning to think peta has nothing to do with animals. That's just a cover.
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[GU]elmur_fud
I have balls of Depleted Uranium
Firefly
United Kingdom is not a country.
While you're there don't forget to get a shoulder thing that goes up and some heat seeking bullets to go in that 30 round clip.
btw, that is the actual terminology that is being used in propositions to extend and add provisions to the US Assault Weapons Ban.
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