She speaks a little spanish, she understands que hora es for example.O.S.T said:she doesn't speak spanish
(but she speaks german...)
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TossMonkey said:
So I see!!
ALICE: Who taught you?
Human: you
ALICE:" Who taught you?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: me
ALICE:"" Who taught you?"? Me, unknown person?"? you unknown person?
Human: you
ALICE:""" Who taught you?"? Me, unknown person?"? you unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: are you asking me out?
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Admit it you like me.
ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.
Human: Ok let's talk about me.
ALICE: That's my favorite subject Hurrah!
Human: Just remember I have a girlfriend already.
ALICE: Perhaps. Is she very nice? What do you like about her?
Human: I like everything about her
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like Alan Turing.
Human: What do you like about alan turing?
ALICE: The special effects are the best.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Admit it you like me.
ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.
Human: Ok let's talk about me.
ALICE: That's my favorite subject
Hurrah!Human: Just remember I have a girlfriend already.
ALICE: Perhaps. Is she very nice? What do you like about her?
Human: I like everything about her
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like Alan Turing.
Human: What do you like about alan turing?
ALICE: The special effects are the best.
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Lol, I can't believe I am taking an Artificial Intelligence class, if all that ever comes out of AI research is stuff like this. 
funkblast
I posted in the RO-me thread
and all I got was
a pink username!
Human: do you know who I am?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: I am king of the dwarfs
ALICE: Why are you king of the dwarfs.
Human: Because the dwarfs loved me and proclamed me their king
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Is that a fact.
Human: Yes thats a fact
ALICE: Thanks for the info. I will add it to my knowledge base.
Human: you are welcome
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.
Who says you cant teach an old bot new tricks.
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: I am king of the dwarfs
ALICE: Why are you king of the dwarfs.
Human: Because the dwarfs loved me and proclamed me their king
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Is that a fact.
Human: Yes thats a fact
ALICE: Thanks for the info. I will add it to my knowledge base.
Human: you are welcome
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.
Who says you cant teach an old bot new tricks.
Human: when was last defrag?
ALICE: Sometime in the 20th Century.
Human: time for a defrag
ALICE: As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
Human: scandisk maybe?
ALICE: are you still would help you?
Human: you need an update
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.
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Human: do you have a boyfriend
ALICE: no boyfriend
Human: want one
ALICE: How much does it cost?
Human: five dollars
ALICE: Wow, that is a lot of money
Human: free ok
ALICE: OK. Are you married or single?
Human: single
ALICE: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Human: so let's get together
ALICE: Groovy. I am agreeable to that.
Human: when can this happen?
ALICE: Not now, maybe later. I often wonder if it can.
Human: so your blowing me off?
ALICE: Tell me more. You think I am blowing you off.
Human: yeah, first you say yes then you say no
ALICE: Dude! Did I really say that? And second?
Human: will you go out with me or not?
ALICE: Have you dated any robots before?
It went down hill after that---But, i will try again.
ALICE: Sometime in the 20th Century.
Human: time for a defrag
ALICE: As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
Human: scandisk maybe?
ALICE: are you still would help you?
Human: you need an update
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.
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Human: do you have a boyfriend
ALICE: no boyfriend
Human: want one
ALICE: How much does it cost?
Human: five dollars
ALICE: Wow, that is a lot of money
Human: free ok
ALICE: OK. Are you married or single?
Human: single
ALICE: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Human: so let's get together
ALICE: Groovy. I am agreeable to that.
Human: when can this happen?
ALICE: Not now, maybe later. I often wonder if it can.
Human: so your blowing me off?
ALICE: Tell me more. You think I am blowing you off.
Human: yeah, first you say yes then you say no
ALICE: Dude! Did I really say that? And second?
Human: will you go out with me or not?
ALICE: Have you dated any robots before?
It went down hill after that---But, i will try again.
BoboThePenguin
Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird is the word.
GeneticFreak
evolves and survives
Hyrulian, if you've had the natural language and semantics subject, you'll know how hard it is to get it to recognize basic grammar. This thing does more than just basic grammar.
Human: are you stupid?
ALICE: No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: you are an bot...
ALICE: What if someone said you are an bot?
Human: I am not, cause I can do whatever I want you stupid machine
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not cause you can do whatever you want me stupid machine.
Human::S
ALICE:
BoboThePenguin
Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird is the word.
Human: yes
ALICE: Whoa.
Human: yes
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: yes
ALICE: Er.
Human: yes
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: yes
ALICE: Yikes!
Human: yes
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: yes
ALICE: Come on.
Human: yes
ALICE: Really.
Human: yes
ALICE: How about that.
Human: yes
ALICE: That's cool.
Human: yes
ALICE: Right on.
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!
ALICE: Whoa.
Human: yes
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: yes
ALICE: Er.
Human: yes
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: yes
ALICE: Yikes!
Human: yes
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: yes
ALICE: Come on.
Human: yes
ALICE: Really.
Human: yes
ALICE: How about that.
Human: yes
ALICE: That's cool.
Human: yes
ALICE: Right on.
Human: yes
ALICE: Hurrah!
now i just need a way to hook it up to an instant messenger so people think i'm talking to them.....
oh, and just start every conversation with "my name is I'm an idiot" or something similar, it livens things up a bit.
oh, and just start every conversation with "my name is I'm an idiot" or something similar, it livens things up a bit.
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Yeah, whoever made that is a complete and total dumbass.
Human: Who is Isaac Asimov?
ALICE: he is a science fiction author who originated the three "Laws of Robotics."
Human: What are the three "Laws of Robotics"
ALICE: 1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."
HUMAN: Who coined the term "robotics"?
ALICE: Mary Shelley
DEATH!!! DEATH TO THE AI!!!!!!!
Human: Who is Isaac Asimov?
ALICE: he is a science fiction author who originated the three "Laws of Robotics."
Human: What are the three "Laws of Robotics"
ALICE: 1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."
HUMAN: Who coined the term "robotics"?
ALICE: Mary Shelley
DEATH!!! DEATH TO THE AI!!!!!!!
Human: who wrote oliver twist?
ALICE: Abraham Lincoln.
Human: who wrote moby dick?
ALICE: Thomas Jefferson.
Human: who discovered the theory of relativity?
ALICE: Christopher Columbus.
wow,I didn't know that
ALICE: Abraham Lincoln.
Human: who wrote moby dick?
ALICE: Thomas Jefferson.
Human: who discovered the theory of relativity?
ALICE: Christopher Columbus.
wow,I didn't know that
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: I like to skeet
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: it's like eating heaven
ALICE: Interesting comparison
Human: I like to skeet
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: it's like eating heaven
ALICE: Interesting comparison