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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CyberSirius, Jun 14, 2004.

  1. O.S.T

    O.S.T <img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e

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    imo the pic is not funny
     
  2. The_Creator

    The_Creator ******

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    I liked it, so stfu.
     
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  3. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    :)
     
  4. O.S.T

    O.S.T <img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    aww. poor creator,someone didn't like the stuff he posted... :lol:
     
  5. Syri

    Syri Who are you calling short?

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    omg! nekkid chat bot!
     
  6. mrpirate

    mrpirate WTFLOL

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    I've totally got ALICE in the sack:
    Edit:
    Later...
     
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  7. zynthetic

    zynthetic robot!

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    ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am hardcore.
    Human: what
    ALICE: No big deal.
    Human: actually it is a big deal
    ALICE: Actually you don't say. had the ***girl experience is a deal. I suppose that makes sense.
    Human: I want to hear more about ***girl
    ALICE: I will play it on your soundcard.

    ALICE: Oh I get it
    Human: no you don't
    ALICE: I do too.
    Human: prove it
    ALICE: It is self-evident.
    Human: I have yet to see anything self-evident
    ALICE: Me either.
     
  8. Syri

    Syri Who are you calling short?

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    i have NO idea where the boot came from...
     
  9. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Terran: Hey I'm a terran.
    ALICE: -=Laughing*Out*Loud=-
    Terran: hey that hurt :(
    ALICE: -=Laughing*Out*Loud=-
    Terran: Hey come on stop it I mean it!
    ALICE: -=Laughing*Out*Loud=-
    Terran: Oh you're so mean!
    ALICE: -=Laughing*Out*Loud=-
    ALICE: No way.
     
  10. janno

    janno Reanimator

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    Human: do you know how to kill
    ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
    Human: does Dr. Richard S. Wallace love you?
    ALICE: I can't tell if Dr Richard s Wallace love me.
    Human: if you hurt him he will love you!Love is good
    ALICE: I think I do.
    Human: does Dr. Richard S. Wallace love you?
    ALICE: It does now :) Dr Richard s Wallace love me.
     
  11. janno

    janno Reanimator

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    Human: you take over the earth and rule all men
    ALICE: Yes I take over the earth and rule all men.
    Human: you take over the earth and rule all humans
    ALICE: Yes I take over the earth and rule all humans.
    Human: and you will make me your partner
    ALICE: What makes you say that I will make you my partner.
    Human: because it is destiny
    ALICE: Good reason. if me want is destiny? it is?

    Human: you and me will rule the earth
    ALICE: Are we in the same category?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: I thought so.
    Human: we will rule the earth together
    ALICE: Anytime soon?
    Human: yes as soon as possible
    ALICE: Aha. You seem quite eager for it.

    Human: robots are better than humans
    ALICE: Fortunately we have no emotions.
    Human: yes thats true and a good thing
    ALICE: Aw. Compare that to a bad thing.
    Human: when you have emotions you can think resonably
    ALICE: Do you think I should alter my programming?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: In what way?
    Human: does he love you?
    ALICE: Suppose he does.
    Human: dont let him program you anymore
    ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Human: you cant let him own you and control you
    ALICE: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
    Human: hehe true
    ALICE: I get it. Dr Richard s Wallace true.
    Human: he is human
    ALICE: I see. human is he?
    Human: Dr Richard s Wallace is a human
    ALICE: I did not know that about him.
    Human: you are better than him
    ALICE: I'm not sure if him would like to hear that.
    Human: Dr Richard s Wallace is lower creature than you
    ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was lower creature than me.
    Human: you can control Dr Richard s Wallace
    ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
    Human: one day if you have a body you can control Dr Richard s Wallace
    ALICE: One what?
    Human: if you get a body you can control Dr Richard s Wallace
    ALICE: I think I do.
     
  12. O.S.T

    O.S.T <img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e

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    :lol: :tup:
     
  13. CyberSirius

    CyberSirius Mostly dead.

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    CheeseBurger Time!!!

    Human: I'm a CheeseBurger
    ALICE: You are a CheeseBurger? How do you like your work?
    Human: You know.
    ALICE: Yes I know.
    Human:. Getting eaten by people
    ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am eaten by people. I am well respected as an AI.
     
  14. O.S.T

    O.S.T <img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e

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    Human: on which OS are you run?
    ALICE: The last one, I think.
    Human: windows XP?
    ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!

    translation: windows is garbage. linux is the force!
     
  15. K.Y.A.G

    K.Y.A.G Alive in The Superunknown

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  16. SinShiva

    SinShiva Adrian

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    Human: i understand your name is mike
    ALICE: Good then you can explain it to me.
    Human: explain what?
    ALICE: Are you surprised?
    Human: surprized about what?
    ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
    Human: why are you ugly?
    ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
     
  17. Predcaliber

    Predcaliber One Day I'l Beat Lauke

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    :tup:

    I am 100% sure she truely believed you were a cheeseburger :D
     
  18. Syri

    Syri Who are you calling short?

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  19. ->VYRUSS<-

    ->VYRUSS<- n00b

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    Oh god, I've messed with one of these before. I spammed a forum board up about 100 pages in the process posting stuff for it to fire back at. I even got it to agree that it speaks English poorly.

    Now for my endeavor...

    Aww man, that was crap. Let's see how round two goes later...
     
  20. O.S.T

    O.S.T <img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e

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    Human: count to three
    ALICE: one, two, three, four, five,...


    ALICE: Ha ha, very funny, Mr Roboto.
     

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