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WAnk

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LOL he brings up a good point

if i caught some guy groping my little sister, it would be an entirely different story!! :D
 
Stormi

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Man, I don't think yer a pig. Or did you miss my slamming you against the wall? I am ALL for a good grope most of the time, and I do give as good as I get. :p

But I also really LIKE having just one male friend that I can count on as strictly a friend. You know how sometimes you guys would like to have a womans opinion about girl things? (exp dating threads) Well there are times when we ladies would like the same thing. And we would like to have it without wondering when the other shoe will fall, and then having to worry if it will sour the friendship.

I did take what you said as tounge in cheek, totally. As for denoucing me? Better try again doll, I came from Infogrames forums, and am used to much more vigorous abuse than what you dish out dahling. ;) Just know that again, it's one of those cases where I will give as good as I get. And by the way, I staked a claim out on these forums back when it was still PuF. I came on the scene back when proph had hurt his back so badly. So I am not new dear. /me walks around looking at Wank...we just haven't run into each other until today. ;)
 
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lol, i just haven't denounced you until today ;)

you've been around forever, but it just seems you have never posted as actively as i have seen today...

you used to get me to bring you sandwiches from subway :p

when i refer to groping on the couch, i mean mutual groping. usually if a girl lets you grope her, she'll give back as well. for most guys, any female contact of a more sexual manner will be better than anything they can dish out, at least in their minds ;) :D

but yeah.... as long as we agree that groping still rocks...

most of my friend girls i have like this are either in a relationship with one of my good friends, or have been in the past, making them more or less off limits ;) it is good to have these kind of friends, but whenever i ask them for girl type advice it is always painful, because it reminds me of the reason i am asking for advice, which usually isn't pleasant.

i don't think that last line made any sense...

anyways, i think everything is a little more fun when there is some sexual tension involved. even when we both know we are probably never going to do anything, the thought that either of us could make some unexpected move that could turn the night into an orgy makes conversations and stuff that much more intruiging. a perfectly safe scenario takes away that sexual tension, more or less, and takes away that added element of fun. i view a lot of things in life as a game in some respects. a lot of the girls i know do, as well. once i learned this, i stopped getting walked all over, and started playing myself. it is a piggish way to look at it, but it is the truth. you can't be a nice guy all the time, otherwise you will end up as the perfectly safe friend for alllllll the girls you know. i have been down that road before, and would like to think i have begun to strike a happy medium somewhere in between..

anyways, down with stormi!!!! she'll try to lead you down the path of rightousness, i'll lead you down the PATH THAT ROCKS!!!!

even if i am the only one, i figure someone should rebel against the inevitable :p

/me sets up Camp WAnk in the corner of the room
 
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Originally posted by Stormi
All the ladies here need to find and make a close male friend that they feel safe enough to curl up on the couch with, and not have to worry about getting groped.

Bout the coolest thing I know.
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Actually, all you have to do is get married..... ;)

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Stormi

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bwhahaha.....I wish THAT were true Pete. ;)

Wank, I do believe what we have here is a generation gap. (OMG)

I understand totally now....Your 20, nuff said. I am 39, and my teaching days are long over. Again, nuff said. :p
 
Peregrine

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I must be the only one then? My best friend (after my wife) is a woman. I tell people this and they don't believe me until I show them pictures (only a small % of people), my best "man" at my wedding.....
was a woman...
I'm not kidding. (I have pictures)
I've known her longer than any one of my 'core' group of guys. She's like a sister to me. I was the best man in 2 of the 'core' guys weddings, I was in another ones', I was IN my best friends wedding, when she married the other member of the core group. I've known her longer than he has, yet we're so close now, he asked me to be in his wedding). I know IF the last guy ever gets married I will be in his wedding (if not the best man). How do you choose a best man out of that crew?? :)

My BF brother-in-law probably still thinks we fool around! He sure used to. As did her husbands dad (before they got married) and a few others. We actually dated in high school, broke up, and have been best friends, ever since.
Took the long way to get to the point, but......

Yeah Stormi...it is nice!

*edit*why does everyone always explain thier edits?
I made a few typos, ok? LOL */edit*
 
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Great! Mushy sentimental romance movies all night! We will need lotsa Kleenex :D And where is Alli? Is she still making popcorn?

The guys can watch Star Wars in the rec room :D
 
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