Stormi's Suggestion of the Day
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/me walks around to each and every couch, staying just slightly longer at Saphs' couch, to share chocolate ice cream and an old moive...(it's a girl thing yall) Yep....all safe!
i pity the poor sucker who is going to sit on that couch with a beautiful girl curling up against him, and not being allowed to return the favor. i bet these are the 'nice guys' who have been discussed in some previous threads.
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a girl's curling up to ya (or "cuddling") is NOT considered gropage by them so how is groping em "returning the favor"???
let me guess... youre Sooooooooo good at it that they should thankyou however they can when you do so right???
brooother!
let me guess... youre Sooooooooo good at it that they should thankyou however they can when you do so right???
brooother!
WAnk
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WAnk's Suggestion of the Day-
all you guys out there, find a nice girl to curl up on a couch with who will let you grope her. it won't be as much fun in the long run, but you get instant gratification. you are a guy, you are allowed to think with your other head. Stormi is just brainwashing you so she can use you for her own devices.
The female BuF's are building an army of slackjawed, under-sexed males. They are playing on your weaknesses!!! RESIST!!! fight onward!!! enjoy your nights of random groping while you can!! soon enough you will be married or in a long term relationship, and you will be expected to sit on a couch for long periods of time without groping your significant other.
moral of the story is.... if you sit on a couch, with absolutely no groping, you are missing out on all the fun of the relationship, at least from the male half. the random groping it begins with is what keeps guys coming back, the memory of that night of random pleasure, and the prospect of more nights of groping. if you skip out on all that to begin with, you will be stuck, and you will have to go out and find other girls who will let you grope them AND not tell your wife or girlfriend, and that is a very difficult thing to do.
male bufs UNITE!!!!! GROPE, TOUNGE, AND HUMP YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!
all you guys out there, find a nice girl to curl up on a couch with who will let you grope her. it won't be as much fun in the long run, but you get instant gratification. you are a guy, you are allowed to think with your other head. Stormi is just brainwashing you so she can use you for her own devices.
The female BuF's are building an army of slackjawed, under-sexed males. They are playing on your weaknesses!!! RESIST!!! fight onward!!! enjoy your nights of random groping while you can!! soon enough you will be married or in a long term relationship, and you will be expected to sit on a couch for long periods of time without groping your significant other.
moral of the story is.... if you sit on a couch, with absolutely no groping, you are missing out on all the fun of the relationship, at least from the male half. the random groping it begins with is what keeps guys coming back, the memory of that night of random pleasure, and the prospect of more nights of groping. if you skip out on all that to begin with, you will be stuck, and you will have to go out and find other girls who will let you grope them AND not tell your wife or girlfriend, and that is a very difficult thing to do.
male bufs UNITE!!!!! GROPE, TOUNGE, AND HUMP YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!
sup Term. you're just a much nicer guy than me. congrats. now be a good boy and stop twisting my words.
oh yeah i almost forgot:
oh yeah i almost forgot:
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Originally posted by gramps
sup Term. you're just a much nicer guy than me. congrats. now be a good boy and stop twisting my words.
oh yeah i almost forgot:
what the hell is a "good boy"??? unfirmiluar concept that. me nice? many MANY would strongly disagree w/that.
Re oh yeah:
(personally the nearly ONLY time i sit on the couch is to cuddle up to my wife and watch a movie. otherwise im usually in this here chair)
debunking the bunk....
Originally posted by WAnk
WAnk's Suggestion of the Day-
all you guys out there, find a nice girl to curl up on a couch with who will let you grope her. it won't be as much fun in the long run, but you get instant gratification. you are a guy, you are allowed to think with your other head. Stormi is just brainwashing you so she can use you for her own devices.
/me slams WanK against the wall and rips a kiss from his mouth...Brainwashing my ass.
The female BuF's are building an army of slackjawed, under-sexed males. They are playing on your weaknesses!!! RESIST!!! fight onward!!! enjoy your nights of random groping while you can!! soon enough you will be married or in a long term relationship, and you will be expected to sit on a couch for long periods of time without groping your significant other.
Well now, is that how YOU'RE marriage is? bwhahaha...
moral of the story is.... if you sit on a couch, with absolutely no groping, you are missing out on all the fun of the relationship, at least from the male half. the random groping it begins with is what keeps guys coming back, the memory of that night of random pleasure, and the prospect of more nights of groping. if you skip out on all that to begin with, you will be stuck, and you will have to go out and find other girls who will let you grope them AND not tell your wife or girlfriend, and that is a very difficult thing to do.
bwhahaha....and is there no pleasure to be found in just having a friend like that? Sounds like you don't know honey cause you be thinkin wif da WRONG head!
male bufs UNITE!!!!! GROPE, TOUNGE, AND HUMP YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!! p
Is it just me, or is there something just WRONG about being called a Male BuF! tee hee! Suppose it's no worse than being called a male PuF
Originally posted by WAnk
WAnk's Suggestion of the Day-
all you guys out there, find a nice girl to curl up on a couch with who will let you grope her. it won't be as much fun in the long run, but you get instant gratification. you are a guy, you are allowed to think with your other head. Stormi is just brainwashing you so she can use you for her own devices.
/me slams WanK against the wall and rips a kiss from his mouth...Brainwashing my ass.
The female BuF's are building an army of slackjawed, under-sexed males. They are playing on your weaknesses!!! RESIST!!! fight onward!!! enjoy your nights of random groping while you can!! soon enough you will be married or in a long term relationship, and you will be expected to sit on a couch for long periods of time without groping your significant other.
Well now, is that how YOU'RE marriage is? bwhahaha...
moral of the story is.... if you sit on a couch, with absolutely no groping, you are missing out on all the fun of the relationship, at least from the male half. the random groping it begins with is what keeps guys coming back, the memory of that night of random pleasure, and the prospect of more nights of groping. if you skip out on all that to begin with, you will be stuck, and you will have to go out and find other girls who will let you grope them AND not tell your wife or girlfriend, and that is a very difficult thing to do.
bwhahaha....and is there no pleasure to be found in just having a friend like that? Sounds like you don't know honey cause you be thinkin wif da WRONG head!
male bufs UNITE!!!!! GROPE, TOUNGE, AND HUMP YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!! p
Is it just me, or is there something just WRONG about being called a Male BuF! tee hee! Suppose it's no worse than being called a male PuF
Re: debunking the bunk....
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I myself could do just what you say with my GF. when I had one. The biotch cheated on me after a month tho. I dumped her soooo hard. I would never dream of cheating on my past / future GFs.
Oh great WAnk. You just made another woman think that all men are pigs. nice work. stupidOriginally posted by Stormi
Originally posted by WAnk
WAnk's Suggestion of the Day-
all you guys out there, find a nice girl to curl up on a couch with who will let you grope her. it won't be as much fun in the long run, but you get instant gratification. you are a guy, you are allowed to think with your other head. Stormi is just brainwashing you so she can use you for her own devices.
/me slams WanK against the wall and rips a kiss from his mouth...Brainwashing my ass.
The female BuF's are building an army of slackjawed, under-sexed males. They are playing on your weaknesses!!! RESIST!!! fight onward!!! enjoy your nights of random groping while you can!! soon enough you will be married or in a long term relationship, and you will be expected to sit on a couch for long periods of time without groping your significant other.
Well now, is that how YOU'RE marriage is? bwhahaha...
moral of the story is.... if you sit on a couch, with absolutely no groping, you are missing out on all the fun of the relationship, at least from the male half. the random groping it begins with is what keeps guys coming back, the memory of that night of random pleasure, and the prospect of more nights of groping. if you skip out on all that to begin with, you will be stuck, and you will have to go out and find other girls who will let you grope them AND not tell your wife or girlfriend, and that is a very difficult thing to do.
bwhahaha....and is there no pleasure to be found in just having a friend like that? Sounds like you don't know honey cause you be thinkin wif da WRONG head!
male bufs UNITE!!!!! GROPE, TOUNGE, AND HUMP YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!! p
Is it just me, or is there something just WRONG about being called a Male BuF! tee hee! Suppose it's no worse than being called a male PuF
.I myself could do just what you say with my GF. when I had one. The biotch cheated on me after a month tho. I dumped her soooo hard. I would never dream of cheating on my past / future GFs.
WAnk
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heee heee heee
my tounge in cheek (PUN INTENDED) response was meant to be humorous, lol.
i am not married, nor plan on being married soon, so i am still allowed to think this way it may be a tad exagerrated, but it basically summed things up.
i am 20 years old single attractive member of the male sex. honestly, i want nothing more on a friday night than to end up on a couch at whatever party i happen to be at groping some girl and honestly, i think that most of the girls at the party want the exact same thing. that is why everyone is at the party. groping = GOOD! that is what being young is all about, i have plenty of time later to settle down. right now, i am going to get drunk, and fill any groping requests that might asked of me.
i wasn't saying that these friends are a bad thing, i have a few myself, i just don't want these young impressionable minds to think groping is a bad thing. otherwise, someday they will be sitting on a couch with someone who wants to be groped, thinking they don't want to be groped, and she will go find another couch
i have to think for both heads. it gets confusing sometimes, keeping the requests straight, but i can't deny one of them, it will get mad at me. saying one of them is wrong would be doing them a grave injustice denying one would make me a jerk (read drunk frat guy), and the denying other one would leave me alone and helpless on weekend nights (read 50 year old virgin hermit).
i don't think males are pigs, but a lot of females do. i figure i may as well enjoy wallowing in my own filth a little if i they are going to think i am a pig anyways.
i also thought it would be funny for someone to denounce stormi, seeing as she has staked claim on this forum as for the brainwashing don't even try to deny it i can't say i wouldn't do the same thing if i were in your place.
anyways, think i am a pig if you want, but most of you know i am a pretty decent guy, i just have a sense of humor about somethings that other people may not half of you read my post and agreed with it to some degree anyways, i am guessing.
my tounge in cheek (PUN INTENDED) response was meant to be humorous, lol.
i am not married, nor plan on being married soon, so i am still allowed to think this way
it may be a tad exagerrated, but it basically summed things up.i am 20 years old single attractive member of the male sex. honestly, i want nothing more on a friday night than to end up on a couch at whatever party i happen to be at groping some girl
and honestly, i think that most of the girls at the party want the exact same thing. that is why everyone is at the party. groping = GOOD! that is what being young is all about, i have plenty of time later to settle down. right now, i am going to get drunk, and fill any groping requests that might asked of me.i wasn't saying that these friends are a bad thing, i have a few myself, i just don't want these young impressionable minds to think groping is a bad thing. otherwise, someday they will be sitting on a couch with someone who wants to be groped, thinking they don't want to be groped, and she will go find another couch
i have to think for both heads. it gets confusing sometimes, keeping the requests straight, but i can't deny one of them, it will get mad at me. saying one of them is wrong would be doing them a grave injustice
denying one would make me a jerk (read drunk frat guy), and the denying other one would leave me alone and helpless on weekend nights (read 50 year old virgin hermit).i don't think males are pigs, but a lot of females do. i figure i may as well enjoy wallowing in my own filth a little if i they are going to think i am a pig anyways.
i also thought it would be funny for someone to denounce stormi, seeing as she has staked claim on this forum
as for the brainwashing don't even try to deny it i can't say i wouldn't do the same thing if i were in your place.anyways, think i am a pig if you want, but most of you know i am a pretty decent guy, i just have a sense of humor about somethings that other people may not
half of you read my post and agreed with it to some degree anyways, i am guessing.
I usually return hugs... I'm so slow in dating/loving affairs i'm generally not the one that starts "serious things"... 
I'm not ashamed of it.
namu
WAnk
I'm not ashamed of it.
namu
WAnk
Re: Re: debunking the bunk....
I was going out with a girl who then cheated on me, 'cept she dumped me (well, technically I ended it, but she ended it in spirit long before that)... because I was hopelessly in love with her, I didn't want it to end. (never again...)
Heh, same here. I personally can't understand why you'd cheat on someone in the first place - if you prefer someone else, you shouldn't be in that relationship anyway. All it proves is that you're weak-minded and bad at decision-making.
I was going out with a girl who then cheated on me, 'cept she dumped me (well, technically I ended it, but she ended it in spirit long before that)... because I was hopelessly in love with her, I didn't want it to end.
(never again...)
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ill have you know i am the oldest of 5 kids
1 guy (me) and 4 sisters!!
/me knows how to treat a lady with respect
1 guy (me) and 4 sisters!!
/me knows how to treat a lady with respect
WAnk
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you will all be happy to know
i can honestly say i have never considered cheating on one of my girlfriends
its hard to cheat on someone by groping a girl on the couch when you are single
i can honestly say i have never considered cheating on one of my girlfriends
its hard to cheat on someone by groping a girl on the couch when you are single
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