Song lyrics....

[Witty]

Here's another favorite:

Weird Al Yankovic- The Weird Al Show Theme-Running With Scissors

Ohhhh this is the story bout a guy named Al and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitation workers really didn't approve so he packed up his accordian and had to move to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory and he played on the company bowling team and every single night he had a strange recurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream

But that's really not important to the story!

Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number then he got himself a job and a tater tot farm and he spent his life's savings on a split level cave twenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth)
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich.... For what it's worth!

Well one day Al was in the forest tryin to a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man, he was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be and it turns out he's a big shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know, now he's got his very own
WEIRD
AL
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!


(this song is meant to be read almost continuously, so don't say that I wrote it wrong cause that's the way it goes)

 

[loserkid]

Less Than Jake - Automatic

I think, I think I know it all,
but can I be sure of the things I've grown to know,
and can I say I know it all,
when rules just guide me to blindly follow
and things are automatic when you see them everyday
is it the same routine
or my ****ed up dreams,
that keep me walking mindless all the way?
I think, I think I know it all
but is our beliefs just stringing us along
and was there something wrong in what I heard,
for every hour of the day?
---

Less Than Jake - Kehoe


Ideals are like opinions and beliefs just like tradition
Sometimes both are not enough
Faded stickers and crumpled flyers They've become the reminder
that there's an anthem in us that fits
the flag we've flown for years
I've always had this same old song
Stuck in my head for so damn long
A soundtrack to whether I'm right or wrong
Ideals are like opinions beliefs just like tradition
Sometimes both are not enough
faded pictures and yellowed flyers
and memories so far behind us
there's an anthem in us that fits
the flag we've flown for years
Ideals and its actions
Beliefs and convictions
Faith and tradition
The flags we've flown for years
---

Less Than Jake - Pez King

Watching the man up in the window
it always seems to me
that in 10 more years another someone may be watching me.
And do I really know what goes on inside?
As he dances down the street to the music in his mind,
time after time.
Watching the man up in the window
it always seems to me
that I'll be the one talking to myself as someone sits and watches me.
And do I really know what goes on inside
as I wonder what goes on in their little plastic minds,
time after time.
---

and my last one...
Less Than Jake - Bad Scene and a Basement Show

Well the scene here he wants her back
he's trying to use the phone
she's hanging up he's given up
he should've known
looking lost then he wanders off
and tries to sing along to some song he's never heard
but just keeps mouthing all the words
It gets worse before it's all over
I know I'll get through this somehow
and nothing's gonna change her mind for now
Well the scene here he's still alone
another band goes on in this crowded basement
with too much small talk and lame inside jokes
feeling useless out of excuses
he should've known to let it go
she said "it's done"
second chances seem to never come
After all the bad endings and misunderstandings
and all of the late night last hopes and lost time
and all that she left for me wasonly a memory
all I can say is she don't understand me

 

[Snipeo]

The ultimate 'mass sing-a-long' ty00n, get about 50 or more peeps singing along to this, it rox

Papa Roach
Dead Cell

Born with no soul
Lack of control
Cut from the mold of the anti-social
Plug em in and then turn it on
Process the data, make yourself da bomb
What is your target?
What is your reason?
Do you have emotions?
Is your heart freezing?
Seizin' this opportunity to speak
Ya didn't say nuttin' but turn your ****in' cheek

Dead cell!
Dead cell!

Sick in the head
Livin but dead
Hear what I said
Learn a lesson from the almighty dread
Jah, nutty warrior
Nothin's scarier
Kids are gettin sick like malaria
Situation gets hairier
I’m throwing up all types of barriers
I'm tellin ya
The kids are getting singled out
Let me hear the dead cell shout

Dead cell!
Dead cell!

Born with no soul
Lack of control
Cut from the mold of the anti-social
Plug em in and then turn them on
Process the data make yourself da bomb
No soul
No control
Cut from the mold of the anti-social
Plug em in and then turn them on
Process the data make yourself da bomb

Stop pointing fingers cause we all are guilty
Of clean cut lies and a truth that's filthy
Believer is the root of the word
Out comes lie when it's cut into thirds
I don't believe what my eyes behold
No!
I don't believe what my ears are told
No!
Seizin' this opportunity to speak
I'm saying something don't turn your ****in cheek!

Dead cell!
Dead cell!

Born with no soul
Lack of control
Cut from the mold of the anti-social
Plug them in and then turn them on
Process the data make yourself da bomb
No soul
No control
(Dead cell!)
Cut from the mold of the anti-social
(Dead cell!)
Plug them in and then turn them on
(Dead cell!)
Process the data make yourself da bomb
(Dead cell!)

Dead
Cell
Dead
CELL!

Dead cell!
Dead cell!

 

[Karsehole]

Soulfly ft. Chino Moreno - Pain

speak up - you know what is up
code of silence? who set you up?
some **** so wrong in this world
it's all ****ed up now you're gone
speak up - you know what went on
how could you let it go?
it's murder you covered up
stained blood on your soul

down on my knees
hands stretched to heaven above
christ this pain is hard to live with
don't fill my heart with love
engulf my heart with vengeance
you need to see our pain
don't fill this heart with love
the truth needs to be told

you can't mask
pain
my pain
our pain
you can't mask
pain
my pain
our pain

"**** you....
friday i was freaking out"
(sample: Dana's voice)

 

[Selerox]

no doubt about it...

KMFDM "SUCKS", great lyrics

We like talkin' dirty
we smoke and we drink
we're KMFDM and all other bands stink

our music is sampled
totally fake
it's done by machines 'coz they don't make mistakes

we don't have no lyrics
our message is nil
we hate all DJ's
they're makin' us ill

whatever we tell 'ya
is meant to be crap
we hate all music and especially rap

we don't like michael jackson
we hate depeche mode
we don't care for madonna or kylie minogue

our records have stickers with a warning from tipper
'coz they're no good for kids
if we'd get her we'd strip her

KMFDM forward the ultimate sound
and a message from satan
if you turn it around

you might think we're stupid
but we're way above it
we don't give a $hit
and the kids just love it

we wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
no doubt about it KMFDM sucks

 

[Karsehole]

Metallica - Wherever I May Roam

...and the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
so in her I do confide
and she keeps me satisfied
gives me all I need

...and with dust in throat I crave
only knowledge will I save
to the game you stay a slave
rover wanderer
nomad vagabond
call me what you will

but I'll take my time anywhere
free to speak my mind anywhere
and I'll redefine anywhere
anywhere I may roam
where I lay my head is home

...and the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
under wandering stars I've grown
by myself but not alone
I ask no one

...and my ties are severed clean
the less I have the more I gain
off the beaten path I reign
rover wanderer
nomad vagabond
call me what you will

but I'll take my time anywhere
I'm free to speak my mind anywhere
and I'll never mind anywhere
anywhere I may roam
where I lay my head is home

but i'll take my time anywhere
free to speak my mind
and I'll take my find anywhere
anywhere I may roam
where I lay my head is home

carved upon my stone
my body lie, but still I roam
wherever I may roam

 

[Karsehole]

KoRn - Helmet in the Bush


I keep asking, what's your lie?
It is disturbing
This isn't mine (Why)
Days keep passing
A lot of time (Me)
I don't feel right
Please God let me sleep tonight

Everyday confronted circumvents giving in
I just wanna know why

Don't give it up
Don't hit my stick

I keep asking
Well, again, please try
It is haunting
This takes my mind (Why)
Days keep passing
Line after line (Me)
I don't feel right
Please God let don't let me die tonight,
Die tonight, die tonight, die tonight

Everyday confronted circumvents giving in
I just wanna know why

Don't give it up
Don't hit my stick

Please God
Please God
Please God help me
Please God free me
Please God help me
From my painful situation
Please God help me
Please God free me
Please God save me
From my painful situation

Please God don't let me slip in tonight, please God
Oh, please God don't let me chip in tonight, please God
Oh, please God don't let me slip in tonight, don't let me die
Please God don't let me give in tonight, don't let me die

up

 

[Karsehole]

MILLENCOLIN - TWENTY TWO

I'm one year older now since last time I saw you
in case you wanna know, I'm about to say what I'm up to
first of all I'm a sluggard movin' slow in a clumsy way
some peace of mind is what I want, but that will be the day

I've been going with the flow for too long now, this must end
running 'round in circles, I've been so far away from myself
Searching for the energy and the time to make a change in my life
instead of watching it pass by, get something done while I'm alive

I'm twenty two, don't know what I'm supposed to do
or how to be, to get some more out of me
I'm twenty two, so far away from all my dreams
I'm twenty two, feeling blue

I try to activate myself the best I can
so that boredom won't catch up with me, I've got my daily plan
wake up late, then reherse a bit with the band, I guess it's cool?
later when I'm home again I boil a note or two
then I go to bed that's what I do

afraid that I will be weak forever
I can't stay in this shape any longer
my life's just another cliché

 

[Karsehole]

Within Temptation - Ice Queen

When leaves have fallen
And skies turned into grey.
The night keeps on closing in on the day
A nightingale sings his song of farewell
You better hide for her freezing hell

On cold wings she's coming
You better keep moving
For warmth, you'll be longing
Come on just feel it
Don't you see it?
You better believe it.

When she embraces
Your heart turns to stone
She comes at night when you are all alone
And when she whispers
Your blood shall run cold
You better hide before she finds you

Whenever she is raging
She takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world

She covers the earth with a breathtaking cloak
The sun awakes and melts it away
The world now opens its eyes and sees
The dawning of a new day

Whenever she is raging
She takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world

 

[Buscemi]

A Different Kind of Cop - 05


You assemble/disassemble
Calculations read your mind
Picking up your true vibrations
Thought gyrations tap your spine

Feel it coursing through you
Take the wet-net feed
Let the grid control you
What you think you need

Altering your form (to something other)
Opening the door (and you walk through it)
Feel it touch your core (as it enfolds you)
Dont be frightened anymore

Pieces crumble--new parts born
Symbiotic paradox
Hitting all your stale emotions
Living quotients
Test: on/off

And now its too late for you
You could have changed its course
Now youre no longer lucid enough to feel remorse

 

[Karsehole]

Undeclinable - Snowboard

You are one of them, you want to go downhill as fast as you can. Going towards a hill that's gonna take you in the air and touch the sky. Feeling great. Adrenaline. In this world you must be crazy. There is a chance that you will break every bone in your body. In this world you can't be lazy. There is too much action going on. At all times you must be strong.

Come, go with us, through the snow. Going faster than the others. Come, go with us. To the world of adrenaline

In this world the valleys and the mountains are covered with snow. That's why we'll have to go to the top of the hill. And enjoy the silence before the snowslide. Before we begin our yourney. CHORUS The sun goes under. You haven't noticed you've been out all day. But you feel happy, because this is what you wanna do the rest of your life. Have no fear. Adrenaline

 

[Karsehole]

Nightwish - Wishmaster


Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller`s mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
"I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!...

Silvara
Starbreeze

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
To august realms, the sorcery within
If you hear the call of arcane lore,
Your world shall rest on Earth no more
A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
"Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
Heartborne will find the way!

Master!...

Wishmaster
Crusade for Your will
A child, dreamfinder
The Apprentice becoming...

Master!...

 

[Karsehole]

Dropkick Murphys - Finnegan's Wake


Tim Finnegan lived in Watling Street, A gentle Irishman - Mighty Odd - He'd a beautiful brogue So rich and sweet, to rise in the world He carried a hod, You see He'd sort of a Trippling way: with love for a liquor Poor Tim was born, to help him on with His work each day, He'd a drop of the Craythor every morn'

One morning Tim was rather full, his head felt Heavy, which made him shake, fell from the Ladder and broke his skull, so they carried Him home, his corpse to wake, rolled Him up in a nice clean sheet, and laided Him upon the bed, A bottle of Whiskey At his feet, and a gallon of Porter At his head

chorus: And whack Fol-De-Dah now dance to your Partner, welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn't it the truth I told Ye Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

His friends assembled at his wake And Missus Finnegan called for lunch First they brought in tea and cake Then pipes, tobacco and Whiskey Punch Biddy OBrien begged to cry, such a Nice clean corpse did you see Arrah hold your gob see Paddy Magee

chorus:

Then O Connor took up the job "Arrah!" Biddy says she Ye're wrong I'm Sure, Biddy then gave her a belt on The gob and left her sprawling on the Floor, there the war did soon engage Woman to Woman and Man to Man Shillelah-law was all the rage, an A Row and a Ruction soon began Mickey Maloney raised his head when a bottle Of Whiskey flew at him, it missed him falling on The Bed, the liquor scattered over Tim, Tim Revives, see how he rises, Timothy rising from the bed Whirl your Whisky around like blazes Tonamondeal, do ye think I'm dead





*bump*

 

[LP]

I think this sone is amazing..

P.O.D. - Anything Right

So much to say so little time for me to explain the way I feel
You only see things the way you want to see them
It makes sense to you all these things you do
You got it all figured out while everyone is confused
How do you do it?
In your mind I'm just blind
You're right all of the time
If I think for myself, I guess I'm way out of line
I'm not who you are
I'm so sorry

chorus:
I can't do anything right
You don't know me, stay out of my life
Kick me while I'm down, I want you to
I can't be like you
Don't want to be like you

No matter what I do it's never good enough
I give all that is me; still it's never enough
So, why try? I give up.
What does it feel like to be in you shoes
And walk over everyone like you do?
Tear me down again, I want you to.
You're lovely, so beautiful
You're perfect in every way.
Your interior rusted. I'm so disgusted
Can't trust it. You're busted.


And the backing vocals are awesome

 

[LordKhaine]

Nirvana - In Utero - Dumb

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun

I think I'm dumb
or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

my heart is broke
But I have some glue
help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover
.. have a hangover
.. have a hangover
.. have a hangover
.. have a hangover

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb..
I think I'm dumb....

 

[AMMAGETSVM]

"Classic Girl" by Jane's Addiction

4:05...in my neighborhood
When shots go off, no one bothers.
A "POP" and a reply "POP" and no reply...
Dinosaurs, on the quilt I wore with a girl...
Such a classic girl...Such a classic girl...

Such a classic girl, gives her man a great idea.
Hears you tell your friends, "Hey man, listen to my great idea..."
It's true I am a villain when you fall ill, that's probably because
Men never can be...not like a girl...such a classic girl...such a classic girl...

They may say, "Those were the days..."
But in a way, you know for us these are the days.
Yes, for us these are the days, and you know
You're my girl!
Such a classic girl...
Such a classic girl...
Yeah for us these are the days...

 

[EndlessInfinity]

Rammstein - Speilhur

A small human only pretends to die
it wanted to be completely alone
the small heart stood still for hours
so they decided it was dead
it is being buried in wet sand *
with a music box in its hand

The first snow covers the grave
it woke the child very softly
in a cold winter night
the small heart is awakened

As the frost flew into the child
it wound up the music box
a melody in the wind
and the child sings from the ground

Up and down, rider **
and no angel climbs down
my heart does not beat anymore
only the rain cries on the grave
up and down, rider
a melody in the wind
my heart does not beat anymore
and the child sings from the ground

The cold moon, in full magnificence
it hears the cries in the night
and no angel climbs down
only the rain cries on the grave

Between hard oak boards
it will play with the music box
amelody in the wind
and the child sings from the ground

Up and down, rider
and no angel climbs down
my heart does not beat anymore
only the rain cries on the grave
up and down, rider
a melody in the wind
my heart does not beat anymore
and the child sings from the ground

Up and down, rider
my heart does not beat anymore

On Totensonntag they heard ***
this melody from god's field ****
then they unearthed it
they saved the small heart in the child

Up and down, rider
a melody in the wind
my heart does not beat anymore
and the child sings on the ground
up and down, rider
and no angel climbs down
my heart does not beat anymore
only the rain cries on the grave

 

[Clayeth]

Just remembered this song. It's halarious, much better when you listen to it than read it though. Imagine it to kick-ass happy ska. Really should download it if you haven't heard it.

Sublime - Date Rape

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.


She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.


Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."


That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.


He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.


The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of **** and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears.


That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.


That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE


She didn't want to TAKE IT!

 

[Karsehole]

FinnTroll - Slaget vid Blodsälv


(Trollhorn / Katla)

Nu rör sig skogen själv
tusen troll ljud inte en viskan hörs
aven krigssvin över älven körs

Snart ska de strida yxan mot skyn ny höjs
panik och rädsla ne se kristimän böjs

På trollherrens tryne ny stiga ett grin
han höjer sin yxa han piskar sitt svin
ansikten vrids till ilska andra vrids till skräck
När trollens arme rider fram i en storm av blod och träck

Så faller man efter man
Så viner en vind av blod och lem
Mindre dock av dem troll som skyddar sina hem

Som av ett under ny mötens de
Kun av Jehovas folk dem som be
och trollherrens yxa sjunker nu
och av ett mäktig slag kungen huggas itu





I have no idea what it all means, but the music is great!
Go to www.finntroll.net!

 

[6(sic)6]

Slayer - Sex. Murder. Art

Caught
Now your mine
I am the monster of your whipping time
The smile
On my lips
The look of horror on your face
Self
Justification
Can't rid the sexual fascination
Can
You deny
My face of pleasure the gleam in my eye

You're nothing
An object of animation
A subjective mannequin
Beaten into submission
Rapping again and again

Shackled
My princess
Dangling in distress
Here
To disciplne
My sole purpose never ends
Bleeding
On your knees
My satisfaction is what i need
The urge
To take my fist
And violate every orifice

You're nothing
An object of animation
A subjective mannequin
Beaten into submission
Rapping again and again

Slaves to my torments
Scream to your hearts content
Time and time again
Pleasure in inflicting pain
Power so intense
Trying to circumvent
Unadulterated battery
Manipulated reality
God is dead I am alive