Song lyrics....

[Stillborn]

The Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm (Siamese Dream)

Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

Disarm you with a smile
And leave you like they left me here
To wither in denial
The bitterness of one who's left alone
Ooh, the years burn
Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my voice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you

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A true heartbreaker...

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The Smashing Pumpkins/Fleetwood Mac/Tori Amos - Landslide

I took my love, I took down
I climbed a mountain, I turned around
And I saw my reflection in a snow covered hill
'Til the landslide brought it down

Mirror in the sky, what is love
Can the child within my heart rise above
Can I sail through the changing ocean tides
Can I handle the seasons of my life, oh

Well, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I've built my life around you
Time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm getting older, too

Well, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I've built my life around you
Time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm getting older, too
I get older, too

Oh, I took my love and I took down
Oh, I climbed a mountain, I turned around
And if you see my reflection in a snow covered hill
The landslide brought it down
The landslide brought it down
Oh, oh, oh

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Metallica - Nothing Else Matters

SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR

COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART

FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER OPENED MYSELF THIS WAY

LIFE IS OURS, WE LIVE IT OUR WAY

ALL THEESE I DON'T JUST SAY

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

TRUST I SEEK AND I FIND IN YOU

EVERY DAY FOR US SOMETHING NEW

OPEN MIND FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW

BUT I KNOW

SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR

COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART

FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW

BUT I KNOW

NEVER OPENED MYSELF THIS WAY

LIFE IS OURS, WE LIVE IT OUR WAY

ALL THEESE WORDS I DON'T JUST SAY

TRUST I SEEK AND I FIND IN YOU

EVERY DAY FOR US DOMETHING NEW

OPEN MIND FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY SAY

NEVER CARED FOR GAMES THEY PLAY

NVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW

AND I KNOW

SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR

COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART

FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE

NO NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

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Best lyrics and song ever!!!
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Counting Crows - Colorblind

I am Colorblind
coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am taffy stuck and tongue tied
Stutter shook and uptight
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am fine
I am covered in skin
No one gets to come in
pull me out from inside
I am folded and unfolded and unfolding
I am
Colorblind
coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am fine

 

[FoxZero]

Okay, what the hell, I'll throw one in...

Marillion, "The Last Straw"

Hotel hobbies, padding dawns, hollow corridors
A typewriter cackles out a stream of memories
Drying out a conscience, evicting a nightmare
Opening the doors for the dreams to come home

We live our lives in private shells
Ignore our senses and fool ourselves
To thinking that out there there's someone else cares
Someone to answer all our prayers

Are we too far gone, are we so irresponsible
Have we lost our balls, or do we just not care
We're terminal cases that keep taking medicine
Pretending the end isn't quite that near

We make futile gestures, act to the cameras
With our made up faces and our PR smiles
And when the angel comes down, down to deliver us
We'll find out that after all, we're only men of straw

But everything is still the same
Passing the time passing the blame
We carry on in the same old way
We'll find out we left it too late one day to say what we meant to say

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the water
Those problems seem to arise the ones you never really thought of
The feeling you get is similar to something like drowning
Out of your mind, you're out of your depth, you should have taken soundings
Clutching at straws, we're clutching at straws

And if you ever come across us don't give us your sympathy
You can buy us a drink and just shake our hands
And you'll recognise by the reflection in our eyes
That deep down inside we're all one and the same


We're clutching at straws...
We're still drowning...

 

[Karsehole]

LALALAL

HOE THE HEEL DO I KNOW THIS SON!?

 

[Maj1013]

what the hell, I'll play along...

"Camera One," The Josh Joplin Group

The sandy-haired son of Hollywood
Lost his faith in all that's good
Closed the curtain, unplugged the clock
Hung his clothes on the shower rod
But he didn't get undressed
And didn't make a mess

It's funny how life turns out
The odds of faith in the face of doubt
Camera one closes in
The soundtrack starts
The scene begins

You're playing you now
You're playing you now
You're playing you now
Take a bow

The trophy wife from Palisades
Whose yearbook beauty never fades
Sits and watches the sea fold in
And wonders what might have been
If she could ever have the chance
Would she do it all again?

It's funny how life turns out
The odds of faith in the face of doubt
Camera one closes in
The soundtrack starts
The scene begins

You're playing you now
You're playing you now
You're playing you now
Take a bow
Take a bow

On the corner, by the street
He sits in his lawnchair in the heat
Siteseers see what they want
He's selling star maps to the sun

The sandy-haired son of Hollywood
Lost his faith in all that's good
Closed the curtain, unplugged the clock
Hung his clothes on the shower rod
But he never got undressed
And no, he never seemed depressed

It's funny how life turns out
The odds of faith in the face of doubt
Camera one closes in
The soundtrack starts
The scene begins

You're playing you now
You're playing you now
You're playing you now

...Take a bow

 

[Karsehole]

DEFTONES - BE QUIET AND DRIVE (far away)

This town, don't feel mine
I'm fast to, get away
Far!

I dressed you, in her clothes
So drive me, far...
Away, away, away

It feels good, to know your all mine
Now drive me, Far...
Away, away, away

Far... away
And I don't care where just, Far - away (3x)
And I don't care

Far - away
And I don't care where just, Far - away (3x)
I don't care, Far - away
And I don't care where just, Far - away (3x)
Far - away
And I don't care where just, Far - away (3x)
I don't care where just, Far - away
Away
Said far - away
I don't care where just, Far...

 

[AriTheDog]

Arabian Nights
Bazookas and fisticuffs
Medicating in Porsches
98-karat stick shift
Chinatown late-night meals
Alfonzo giving me a backrub
2 pm laser vizzaginal rejuvenation
Triple album project
Detonatin' tracks like these
Magnums and Barrettas
Part-time hostages in pottery classes
Blind date at the wax museum
Norwegian hockey players passed out in government limos
Prime ministers with cryogenic faces
Louis Vuitton suitcases
Autographs and paid vacations
Divorce papers and synthetic lubrications
Playin' you like top-40 stations
Oh you know the deal

Arabian nights
White satellites
??

Airbrushed memories strewn like pamphlets into fifth Mississippis
Time-lapse footage of duct-taped lies
Animal frequencies pinching deodorized nerves
Cosmetic procedures on the cartilage of apocalypse
Mannequin tycoons with airport-piano-bar mystiques

Remodeling conjugal amaracus
Flexing like suburban Spartacus
Getting smacked up by unemployed hand models
Running out into the middle of traffic with beaujolais bottles

Arabian nights
White satellites
??

Beck!!!

 

[Karsehole]

Within Temptation - Enter


The gates of time have opened
Now, its chains are broken
An ancient force unleashed again
As I enter the portal
I feel the enchantment
It takes me away, away from here

Come near me,
enter my private chambers
I want to feel the warmth on my face,
light-in darkness,
lift me up from here
Give me your wings,
to flee from my ivory tower

As I enter the portal
I feel the enchantment
The stars above are lying at my feet

Come near me,
enter my private chambers
I want to feel the warmth on my face,
light in darkness,
lift me up from here
Give me your wings,
to flee from my ivory tower

 

[darklite]

Junko Iwao - Scarlet
(translated from Japanese.. I won't bother pasting the Kanji or Romaji )


Can you still see your dreams in the distant, starry sky?
Are they more vivid than they were when you were little?

When one forgets to put the emotions that overflow in her heart
to rest, they burn the color of passion.

I used to believe without a doubt that I could reach my deams, no matter how far off they were.
But that me from long ago now sleeps inside my heart.

Dreams are more fragile and fleeting than a glass rose,
so then why are we destined to dream?

Sometimes two dreams can turn into love,
but there are also times when they can't.

Sometimes two dreams can turn into love,
but there are also times when they can't.

Even when they're alone, people want to share their feelings, but it can be so hard.
Words are powerless to express one's feelings, and sometimes they become a silver knife.

I used to believe without a doubt that I could reach my dreams, no matter how far off they were.
But that me from long ago now sleeps inside my heart.

/me goes off into his corner and cries

 

[Stillborn]

Therapy? - A Moment Of Clarity

I thought of you tonight
In simple twists and turns
Incarcerated here
I¹m handcuffed to your world
Your innocence is cruel
Coquettish and arcane
But I need it all the same
I thought of you tonight
In silent seething heat
Through charred and damned desire
Dark Eros wounding me
Your innocence is cruel
And you ass like Jesus feet
Worth kissing
Worth kissing
Give yourself to me
I share your need
Give yourself to me and come to me
Give yourself to me
I share your need
Give yourself to me
I share your need
I thought of you tonight
Through blank and starving eyes
In this one moment of clarity
Blink the darkness in my eyes
Your lips like bruised vulva
Your ass like Jesus feet
Worth kissing
Give yourself to me
I thought of you tonight
In silent seething heat
Through charred and damned desire
Dark Eros killing me
Your lips like bruised vulva
Your ass like jesus feet
Worth kissing
Worth kissing
Give yourself to me
I share your need
Give yourself to me
I share your need
Give yourself to me
I share your need
Give yourself to me
I share your need
Kiss me through your warning darkness
Kiss me now so I can breathe
Kiss me once then I am leaving
Kiss me once then kiss yourself goodbye
I thought of you tonight
In simple twists and turns
Incarcerated here
I¹m handcuffed to this world

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Clawfinger - Catch Me

I've been standing on the edge of the roof looking down
I've been looking at the people that are gathering around
I've been here for an hour or maybe even more
just looking at the people that I've never seen before
stupid little faces are all I can see
those silly little suckers are all laughing at me
no wills cheap thrills you're puppets to the master
your only satisfaction is my lonely disaster
you learned how to creep and you learned how to crawl
but you never really learned anything at all
when I was a boy everything was just fine
I learned how to talk and how to walk in line
I had to learn the rules that build our society
but I could never understand it didn't mean **** to me
everybody always told me I was out of my mind
but I never did kiss anybodys behind
I'm a lot older and I guess I should know
but I'm standing on the roof just watching the show
standing on the edge and my step belongs to me
and I'm telling you all I won't miss what I see
one foot over theres no time to turn around
both feet are over and I'm heading for the ground
I'm flying in the air and I can feel the cool breeze
the people on the pavement have gone into a freeze
no space no time it's like walking on the moon
my heart is still beating but It won't be soon
I can hear myself scream when I hit the street
I can't feel a thing from my head to my feet
I told you I would do it and I didn't even cry
I feel more alive dead then when I was alive

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Hole - Northern Star

and I cry , and no one can hear
Inhale
the blinded eyes that see
the chaos
bring the pitiful to me
even though I'm wide awake I will,
& blackest night & I wait for you
it's cold in here there's no one left
& I wait for you
& nothing stops it happening
& I knew. I'd cherish all my misery alone
and I wait, staring at the northern star
I'm afraid it won't lead me anywhere
He's so cold he will ruin the world tonight
all the angels kneel into the northern lights
Kneel into the frozed lights
and they paid. I cry and cry for you
ghosts that haunt you with thier sorrow
I cried 'cause you were doomed
praying to the wound that swallows
all that's cold and cruel
can you see the trees, charity and gratitude
they run to the pines
it's black in here blot out the sun
& run to the pines
our misery runs wild and free
& I knew the fire and the ashes of his grace
and I wait staring at the northern star
I'm afraid it won't lead you very far
He's so cold, he will win the world tonight
all the angels kneel into the frozen lights
feel their hearts they're cold and white
and I want you
and blessed are the broked
and I beg you
no loneliness, no misery is worth you
oh tear his heart out cold as ice it's mine
and I wait praying to the Northern Star
I'm afraid it wont lead you anywhere
he's so cold, raining on the world tonight
all the angels kneeling to the northern lights
and i pray begging to the northern star
I'm afraid it wont lead you anywhere
He's so cold he will rule the world tonight
all the angels kneeling to the northern lights
kneeling to the frozen lights
feel their hearts they're cold as ice..

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Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees

Her green plastic wateringcan for her fake chineserubberplant
in the fake plastic earth.
that she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber PlanS
to get rid of itself, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man,
a cracked polystyreneman who just
crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always
wins and it wears him out.

She Looks like the real thing.
She tastes like the real thing,
my fake plastic love.

but I can't help the feeling.
I could blow through the ceiling.
If I Just Turn And run.
and it wears me out.

If i could be who you wanted all the time.

 

[Karsehole]

Less than Jake - Richard Allen George...No, It's Just Cheez

Don't call me Rich
don't call me George
just call me cheez
that's who I am
Civilized?
yeah until the keg runs dry
and he's tried
to drink from 9 to 5
then from 5 to 9
always drunk and going crazy
you better believe it
chesterfield
where the kegs never dry
it's always filled
have beer with fear!
have a beer or two
then he'll show you his cheese tattoo
drunk and going crazy
you better believe it

 

[fauker]

POD "Alive"

Everyday is a new day
I’m thankful for every breath I take
I won’t take it for granted
So I learn from my mistakes
It’s beyond my control, sometimes it’s best to let go
Whatever happens in this lifetime
So I trust in love
You have given me peace of mind

chorus:
I feel so alive for the very first time
I can’t deny you
I feel so alive
I feel so alive for the very first time 
And I think I can fly

Sunshine upon my face
A new song for me to sing
Tell the world how I feel inside
Even though it might cost me everything
Now that I know this, so beyond, I can’t hold this
I can never turn my back away
Now that I’ve seen you
I can never look away

[chorus]

[bridge:]
Now that I know you (I could never turn my back away)
Now that I see you (I could never look away)
Now that I know you (I could never turn my back away)
Now that I see you (I believe no matter what they say)

[chorus x 2]

 

[Buscemi]

I'm not a big fan of rap but this song so 0wnz me......

Artist: Dr. Dre f/ Eminem, Phish, Xzibit
Album: The Chronic 2001
Song: What's the Difference


[Phish] What's the difference between me and you? (repeat 2X)

[Dr. Dre]
Back when Cube - was rollin wit Lorenzo in a Benzo
I was bangin wit a gang of instrumentals
Got the pens and pencils, got down to business; but sometimes
the business end of this **** can turn your friends against you
But you was a real nigga, I could sense it in you
I still remember the window of the car that you went through
That's ****ed up, but I'll never forget the **** we been through
And I'ma do whatever it takes to convince you
Cuz you my nigga Doc, and Eazy I'm still wit you
**** the beef, nigga I miss you, and that's just bein real wit you
You see the truth is
Everybody wanna know how close me and Snoop is
And who I'm still cool wit
Then I got these fake-ass niggaz I first drew with
Claimin that they non-violent, talkin like they *voice sample*
Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions
Move units, then talk **** and we can do this
Until then - I ain't even speakin your name
Just keep my name outta yo' mouth and we can keep it the same
Nigga, it ain't that I'm too big to listen to the rumors
It's just that I'm too damn big to pay attention to 'em
That's the difference

Chorus: Phish (repeat 2X)

What's the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one - but you don't do what you supposed to do
I act on what I feel and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style and straight coastin

[Xzibit]
Yo I stay wit it
While you try to perpetrate, play wit it
Never knew about the next level until Dre did it (YEAH)
I stay committed while you mother****ers baby-sitted
I smash you critics like a overhand right from Riddick
(Yeah!) Come and get it, ****ted on villians by the millions
I be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelings
So what the **** am I supposed to do?
I pop bottles and hot hollow-points at each and all of you (Come on!)
A heartless bastard, high and plastered
My style is like the reaction from too much acid - never come down
Pass it around if you can't handle it
Hang Hollywood niggaz by they Soul Train laminates
What's the difference between me and you? (What?)
About five back accounts, three ounces and two vehicles
Until my death, I'm Bangladesh
I suggest you hold yo' breath til ain't none left
Yo that's the difference

Chorus

[Eminem]
Aight, hold up hold up!
STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE!! I got somethin to say
Dre; I wanna tell you this **** right now while this ****in weed is in me
(The ****?!) I don't know if I ever told you this, but I love you dawg
I got your mother****in back, just know this ****

[Dre] Riiight? .. Slim, I don't know if you noticed it
But I've had your back from day one, nigga let's blow this bitch
[Em] I mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it?
[Dre] Well if you ever kill that Kim bitch, I'll show you where the ocean is

[Eminem]
Well that's cool, and I appreciate the offer
But if I do decide to really murder my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around wit her for seven hours through California
And have her wavin at people (Hi!) Then drop her off on the corner
at the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her
Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off and beat you wit the piece it was sawed off of
**** blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
and they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk like The Chronic was lost product
That's for even THINKIN of havin them thoughts thought up!
You better show some respect whenever the Doc's brought up!!
So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a ****," and see who means it!

Chorus 1.25X

 

[Buscemi]

This one has a very good chorus, usually sticks in my head for hours, even days!


Placebo - Slave to the Wage (from the album "Black Market Music)

Run away from all your boredom
Run away from all your whoredom and wave
Your worries and cares
Goodbye

All it takes is one decision
A lot of guts, a little vision to wave
Your worries and cares
Goodbye

It's a maze for rats to try
It's a maze for rats to try
It's a race, a race for rats
A race for rats to die

It's a race, a race for rats
A race for rats to die

Sick and tired of Maggie's farm
She's a bitch with broken arms to wave
Your worries and cares
Goodbye

It's a maze for rats to try
It's a maze for rats to try
It's a race, a race for rats
A race for rats to die

It's a race, a race for rats
A race for rats to die

It's a race, a race for rats
A race for rats to die

It's a race, a race for rats
A race for rats to die

Burn away
Run away, run away
Run away, run away
Run away, run away
Run away, run away

 

[Buscemi]

Next song is from an Icelandic band who sing in their native language. There are English translations of the lyrics but I ain't reading them because they would probaly destroy the beauty and mystery of their music.....


Sigur Ros - Svefn-g-englar (from the album "Ageatis Byrjun)

Ég Er Kominn Aftur
Inn I Þig
Það Er Svo Gott Að Vera Hér
En Stoppa Stutt Við
Eg Flýt Um I Neðarsjávar Hýði
A Hóteli Beintengdur Við Rafmagnstöfluna Og Nærist
Tjú Tjú
En Biðin Gerir Mig Leiðan - Brot Hættan Sparka Frá Mér
Og Kall A - Verð Að Fara – Hjálp
Tjú Tjú
Eg Spring Ut Og Friðurinn I Loft Upp
Baðaður Nýju Ljósi
Eg Græt Og Eg Græt – Aftengdur
Onýttur Heili Settur A Brjóst
Og Mataður Af Svefn-G-Englum

 

[Stillborn]

Originally posted by Buscemi
Next song is from an Icelandic band who sing in their native language. There are English translations of the lyrics but I ain't reading them because they would probaly destroy the beauty and mystery of their music.....


Sigur Ros - Svefn-g-englar (from the album "Ageatis Byrjun)

Ég Er Kominn Aftur
Inn I Þig
Það Er Svo Gott Að Vera Hér
En Stoppa Stutt Við
Eg Flýt Um I Neðarsjávar Hýði
A Hóteli Beintengdur Við Rafmagnstöfluna Og Nærist
Tjú Tjú
En Biðin Gerir Mig Leiðan - Brot Hættan Sparka Frá Mér
Og Kall A - Verð Að Fara – Hjálp
Tjú Tjú
Eg Spring Ut Og Friðurinn I Loft Upp
Baðaður Nýju Ljósi
Eg Græt Og Eg Græt – Aftengdur
Onýttur Heili Settur A Brjóst
Og Mataður Af Svefn-G-Englum

wtf?!? I'm Swedish and I can actually make out some of that... But still... LOL!!!

 

[Allison]

Coldplay - Yellow

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.

I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called "Yellow."

So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to've done,
And it was all yellow.

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know, you know
I love you so,
You know I love you so.

I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do.

Cos you were all yellow,
I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all yellow.

Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
And you know,
For you I'd bleed myself dry,
For you I'd bleed myself dry.

It's true, look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine.

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And all the things that you do.

 

[Karsehole]

OH YEAH! The thread's back!

De Heideroosjes - Break the public peace

words: Marco Roelofs

We've got to break the public peace
Force those suckers down to their knees
We've got to make them ****in' show
That suit and tie guy can't play with us, oh no

We've got to stick together as one
Our fight ain't over, it has just begun
We've got to break the public peace
To save the ones we love, the kids, the trees

(CHORUS)
So tell your mommy you won't be home for dinner
And tell your daddy you will do what he was too scared for
The fight for freedom within yourself
Don't rely on others, it's your choice and no one else's

We won't cut our hair to get a job
We won't act macho to become a cop
We won't suck your dick to be in your scene
We won't wear a suit if that's what you call clean

We've got to let them hear our voice
If we want to survive, it's the only choice
We've got to go back to the basics of nature
To discover we're a hell of a creature

Break it, Break it, the public peace!

 

[Karsehole]

To offend the Dutch peeps on this forum!

Neuk - Nooit meer draaien

Op een koude maandagavond zat ik voor de buis.
Ik was met de Maniak, verder niemand thuis.
We zaten op de bank en dronken een glaasje melk.
Wat melk, geen bier? Nee, melk is goed voor elk!
Ze vroegen mensen voor het Rad van Fortuin op TV,
ik zei tegen de Maniak: "Kom ga met me mee!"
Oké kamaraad, maar het is al laat
en ik mag van m'n moeder zo laat niet over straat.
Inderdaad.
Ze wordt kwaad,
Als je zomaar weggaat en geen briefje achterlaat.
Z'n mama vond het goed en zei: "Geen probleem,
als je maar om 11 uur thuis bent dan mag je er van me heen."
Hoi hoi mam, wat ben je toch een schat!
We gingen snel op pad,
met z'n tweeën naar het Rad.
Onze eerste keer
buiten de Haarlemmermeer,
met bus 140 richting Aalsmeer.

De bus waarin we zaten,
was geheel verlaten
er zat niks anders op dan met de buschauffeur te praten.
Hij wilde af van ons gezeur
en wij van de geur
uit z'n scheur
dus hij bracht ons even naar de deur.
Binnen hing een bord: Kanidaten gezocht,
voor het Rad van Fortuin met Hans van der Togt!
Het zweet brak ons uit, dit was de kans van ons leven.
Dus we liepen naar de balie om ons op te geven.
Voor de show,
we liepen zo,
aan de hand van Hans door de grote studio.
Links en rechts zagen we bekenden!
André van Duin en Joop van den Ende!
Oh, wat is dit gaaf en oh, wat is dit mooi!
Linda de Mol en Tineke de Nooij!
Hans vroeg aan ons: "Ken je de regels van het spel?"
en we zeiden in koor: "Natuurlijk wel!"

Een vrouw uit Zierikzee,
die deed als derde mee.
Zij mocht beginnen, ze zei:"Doe mij een T."
Die zat er twee keer in.
Waar? In die lange zin,
een leuk startkapitaal
voor onze vrouwelijke rivaal.
Het Rad draaide alweer,
de bedragen werden meer,
wanneer mochten het Beest en ik nou eens een keer.
Zoals ik al had verwacht,
zei die vrouw zacht:
"Ik wil het graag zeggen: ex-president van Agt!"
Hans zei hardop:
"Jou antwoord klopt
en met 10.000 gulden sta jij nu aan de top."
Ik weet niet hoe ze het doet,
ze pakte alle poet.
Ik had steeds een verliesbeurt,
en ik bankroet!

NEE, NEE, Ik doe godver niet meer mee.
Ik trek me fokkin'mes en geef jou een keizersnee,
van je kut tot je huig,
dus kankerhoer, buig
voor NEUK! want we zijn moederneukend ruig!
Ik stak die bitch lek
en brak d'r fokkin'nek.
Als een echte necrofiel ram ik me pik in d'r bek!
Patricia, die teef, werd verderop verkracht
door de Maniak en Hans werd afgeslacht
waar die stond.
Met een .44 in z'n kont!
Darmen vlogen in het rond,
bloed spoot op de grond.
Agressie moesten we kwijt,
na de verloren tijd.
Het publiek scheet 5,6,7 kleuren schijt!
Niks aan de hand,
we steken ze in brand.
Hun namen komen morgen bij de doden in de krant.
TNT,
hadden we mee,
we lieten het daar achter en gingen naar benee.
Buiten kwam hals over kop
DJ Strob
die blies de boel op met een druk op de knop.
BAM BAM! Alles in lichterlaaie
en het godverdomde rad zal nooit meer draaien!

 

[Witty]

This song owns ALL!!!!

Weird Al Yankovic- Harvey the Wonder Hamster

Hey!
Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the wonder hamster
He doesn't bite
And he doesn't squeal
He just runs around on his hamster wheel
Harvey, Harvey,

Harvey the WONDER HAMSTER!!!!
Hey Harvey!

 

[SkummyB|BuF]

Weird Al Yankovic - Pet names for Genitalia....... Sing to the tune of Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire.

Mutton dagger,
old blind bob,
hanging Johnny,
fishing rod,
tally wacker,
pocket rocket,
one eyed trouser trout.

Ding-dong,
ankle spanker,
pork sword,
engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Crockett,
let them all hang out.


Pet names for genitalia,
you know the girls think of them and you gotta love them.
Pet names for genitalia,
there's always something silly about little willy.


Wang,
wazzo,
weenie,
wacker,
pecker,
pee-pee,
kidney cracker,
heat seeking moisture missile,
giggle stick,
love whistle,
tube steak,
uncle Dick,
this is getting really sick,
I'm not thru,
there's one more,
purple helmet warrior.


Pet names for genitalia,
you know the girls think of them and you gotta love them.
Pet names for genitalia,
there's always something silly about little willy.