Pooping in Outer Space
- Thread starter Morety
- Start date
-
Two Factor Authentication is now available on BeyondUnreal Forums. To configure it, visit your Profile and look for the "Two Step Verification" option on the left side. We can send codes via email (may be slower) or you can set up any TOTP Authenticator app on your phone (Authy, Google Authenticator, etc) to deliver codes. It is highly recommended that you configure this to keep your account safe.
- Status
Y
Yellow5
Guest
Did someone say poop flinging space monkeys??
So I've been looking around for more information on the Space Toilet and thee seems to be some sort of news and information blackout on this subject.
I want a picture of the space toilet, and if possible a diagram showing it's proper use.
So I've been looking around for more information on the Space Toilet and thee seems to be some sort of news and information blackout on this subject.
I want a picture of the space toilet, and if possible a diagram showing it's proper use.
Space Can revealed:
The article is here:
http://spaceboy.nasda.go.jp/note/yujin/e/yuj105_toire_e.html
...or "How to populate the universe"
The article is here:
http://spaceboy.nasda.go.jp/note/yujin/e/yuj105_toire_e.html
...or "How to populate the universe"
I personally like the idea of shooting it into the atmosphere to burn up. You could also shoot it towards the sun...wouldn't it travel nearly infinitely in zero gravity?
Morety, did you say "How to populate the universe"?
Didn't you mean, "How to poopulate the universe"?
hal, I have often contemplated the concept of infinite poop. Usually after eating Taco Bell.
Didn't you mean, "How to poopulate the universe"?
hal, I have often contemplated the concept of infinite poop. Usually after eating Taco Bell.
What is it with our facination with things that come out of our asses, both is gaseous and solid form?
Boom, you got me roflmao
Goughmezz:
What's our infatuation
with things that exit our bum?
That is a very good question
you deserve and answer my chum.
It could be the sound
so happy and fun
it could be the smell
after ripping out one
It could be the way
a fart brings us smiles
or the pain that one gets
when there's flaring of piles
Or the feeling of pleasure
when you release that big load
that's been giving your gut
gas pangs untold
Or when you let that first fart
go in front of your date
and she doesn't get mad,
then you know that it's fate.
It's the look on the faces
as your fart silently goes
(on a full elevator)
right up everyone's nose
Or when you by accident
hike your leg to be funny
and find out you've let
rip a fart that was runny.
Whether for comfort
or in pain or for pleasure
things that exit our bums
are there for good measure.
They happen each day
and they can't be ignored.
And I find they're big fun
when you're feeling so bored.
So since we're reminded
several times per day
things that exit our bums
will be a topic each day.
Goughmezz:
What's our infatuation
with things that exit our bum?
That is a very good question
you deserve and answer my chum.
It could be the sound
so happy and fun
it could be the smell
after ripping out one
It could be the way
a fart brings us smiles
or the pain that one gets
when there's flaring of piles
Or the feeling of pleasure
when you release that big load
that's been giving your gut
gas pangs untold
Or when you let that first fart
go in front of your date
and she doesn't get mad,
then you know that it's fate.
It's the look on the faces
as your fart silently goes
(on a full elevator)
right up everyone's nose
Or when you by accident
hike your leg to be funny
and find out you've let
rip a fart that was runny.
Whether for comfort
or in pain or for pleasure
things that exit our bums
are there for good measure.
They happen each day
and they can't be ignored.
And I find they're big fun
when you're feeling so bored.
So since we're reminded
several times per day
things that exit our bums
will be a topic each day.
LOL, I never thought of that 8 4 7 2!!!
I just posted that to *bump* my fart poem because I didn't think anyone saw it.
Just imagine having to eat strained space food for a month, stuff like roast beef from a toothpaste container. Now you gear up, go out for a space walk and let one rip. Man, how do you keep from opening up the visor on your helmet??? I mean it's not as simple as rolling down the car window. Would the visor fog up? Is there room in your suit to hang a little pine tree air freshener? Can you crank up the oxygen from your tank to dilute the smell?
Oy!!
I just posted that to *bump* my fart poem because I didn't think anyone saw it.
Just imagine having to eat strained space food for a month, stuff like roast beef from a toothpaste container. Now you gear up, go out for a space walk and let one rip. Man, how do you keep from opening up the visor on your helmet??? I mean it's not as simple as rolling down the car window. Would the visor fog up? Is there room in your suit to hang a little pine tree air freshener? Can you crank up the oxygen from your tank to dilute the smell?
Oy!!
Hereby I BUMP up this thread so that it po(o)ps up again on the top of the page.
So what happens if you fart into your spacesuit? Or if you have to poop or pee?
I guess they have some sort of integrated toilet sytem. But what's when it's full? Is there a kind of climate regualtion system that keeps the farts away from your head?
Question over questions....
So what happens if you fart into your spacesuit? Or if you have to poop or pee?
I guess they have some sort of integrated toilet sytem. But what's when it's full? Is there a kind of climate regualtion system that keeps the farts away from your head?
Question over questions....
Well spacesuits are supposed to be hermetic so we can assume that farts stay inside, now if farts are lighter then air it would explain why astronauts can fly so easily in the space.
Well, i don't think there's a toiled system in their space suit.
they only put it on to do some work outside the shuttles, and put em off afterwards. so do your pooping/peeing inside the ship, and, if it's time to work for a short amount of time, don't poop in your suit... like scuba gears...
Well this post doesn't solve the farting problem yet...
they only put it on to do some work outside the shuttles, and put em off afterwards. so do your pooping/peeing inside the ship, and, if it's time to work for a short amount of time, don't poop in your suit... like scuba gears...
Well this post doesn't solve the farting problem yet...
Just read about the sub that sank due to a faulty toilet in Proph's Military story thread. Musta been one hell of an overflow to do that.
Gets me thinking, what if the space terlitt was faulty?
Instead of spilling water and gross stuff out onto the floor, it'd shoot straight up into the air and float around the bathroom. Not just any plunger would do. You'd need somebody specialized in the field to repair it. Space Plumber.
Space plumber would have to have some sort of vaccuum hose and wave it around in the air to clean stuff up. Also, there'd have to be some sort of a rip/exposure in his space suit to effectively show the butt crack. Union rules you know.
Gets me thinking, what if the space terlitt was faulty?
Instead of spilling water and gross stuff out onto the floor, it'd shoot straight up into the air and float around the bathroom. Not just any plunger would do. You'd need somebody specialized in the field to repair it. Space Plumber.
Space plumber would have to have some sort of vaccuum hose and wave it around in the air to clean stuff up. Also, there'd have to be some sort of a rip/exposure in his space suit to effectively show the butt crack. Union rules you know.
So the first space walk by a Canadian was made this week. He was installing the Canadarm2, which is a large robotic arm which will be used as a crane for the space station.
Maybe it can be used to pick all the frozen flying orbiting p00ps out of the air before they become sentient.
Maybe it can be used to pick all the frozen flying orbiting p00ps out of the air before they become sentient.
urhm, if a fart stays in the suit when its closed, what happens when you get out of your suit????????
i think that space station up there HAS to stink!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
what is that up in the sky?
.
.
.
its super man!
no its the power puff girls!
NO ITS THE SENTIENT p00p FROM OUTERSPACE!!!!!
(CaSCaDe will not be held responcible for ne miss typings of ne kind, if you find misstypings non the less blame some one else!)
i think that space station up there HAS to stink!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
what is that up in the sky?
.
.
.
its super man!
no its the power puff girls!
NO ITS THE SENTIENT p00p FROM OUTERSPACE!!!!!
(CaSCaDe will not be held responcible for ne miss typings of ne kind, if you find misstypings non the less blame some one else!)
Does anybody have the problem that you go to a post (much like this one) and they ask a question, you, thinking you know an answer to their problem scroll down to "Post reply" but as you are reading the reply someone has already said it????!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!? %)
- Status