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Pooping in Outer Space

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Morety, Sep 18, 2000.

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  1. GunnerX

    GunnerX 2345 Posts

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    Bwahahahaha!!!

    /me dances the "I told you so" dance yelling "I told you so!"

    :D
     
  2. Yellow5

    Yellow5 Guest

    Did someone say poop flinging space monkeys??

    So I've been looking around for more information on the Space Toilet and thee seems to be some sort of news and information blackout on this subject.

    I want a picture of the space toilet, and if possible a diagram showing it's proper use. :)
     
  3. desperado

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  4. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    So what you're saying is that we are all sentient poop then.
     
  5. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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  6. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    I personally like the idea of shooting it into the atmosphere to burn up. You could also shoot it towards the sun...wouldn't it travel nearly infinitely in zero gravity?
     
  7. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Morety, did you say "How to populate the universe"?

    Didn't you mean, "How to poopulate the universe"? ;) :p

    hal, I have often contemplated the concept of infinite poop. Usually after eating Taco Bell.
     
  8. Goughmezz

    Goughmezz Banned

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    What is it with our facination with things that come out of our asses, both is gaseous and solid form? :)
     
  9. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Boom, you got me roflmao :D

    Goughmezz:

    What's our infatuation
    with things that exit our bum?
    That is a very good question
    you deserve and answer my chum.

    It could be the sound
    so happy and fun
    it could be the smell
    after ripping out one

    It could be the way
    a fart brings us smiles
    or the pain that one gets
    when there's flaring of piles

    Or the feeling of pleasure
    when you release that big load
    that's been giving your gut
    gas pangs untold

    Or when you let that first fart
    go in front of your date
    and she doesn't get mad,
    then you know that it's fate.

    It's the look on the faces
    as your fart silently goes
    (on a full elevator)
    right up everyone's nose

    Or when you by accident
    hike your leg to be funny
    and find out you've let
    rip a fart that was runny.

    Whether for comfort
    or in pain or for pleasure
    things that exit our bums
    are there for good measure.

    They happen each day
    and they can't be ignored.
    And I find they're big fun
    when you're feeling so bored.

    So since we're reminded
    several times per day
    things that exit our bums
    will be a topic each day.
     
  10. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Remember Alien?

    In outer space, no one can hear you fart.
     
  11. 8-4-7-2

    8-4-7-2 New Member

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    ROFLMAO!!

    Morety: I wanted to post your last comment myself.

    What happens if you fart into your space suit?
    OK, noone can hear it, but you can smell it!
     
  12. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    LOL, I never thought of that 8 4 7 2!!!

    I just posted that to *bump* my fart poem because I didn't think anyone saw it.

    Just imagine having to eat strained space food for a month, stuff like roast beef from a toothpaste container. Now you gear up, go out for a space walk and let one rip. Man, how do you keep from opening up the visor on your helmet??? I mean it's not as simple as rolling down the car window. Would the visor fog up? Is there room in your suit to hang a little pine tree air freshener? Can you crank up the oxygen from your tank to dilute the smell?

    Oy!!
     
  13. 8-4-7-2

    8-4-7-2 New Member

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    Hereby I BUMP up this thread so that it po(o)ps up again on the top of the page.


    So what happens if you fart into your spacesuit? Or if you have to poop or pee?
    I guess they have some sort of integrated toilet sytem. But what's when it's full? Is there a kind of climate regualtion system that keeps the farts away from your head?

    Question over questions....
     
  14. desperado

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    Well spacesuits are supposed to be hermetic so we can assume that farts stay inside, now if farts are lighter then air it would explain why astronauts can fly so easily in the space.:)
     
  15. Krypton|BuF

    Krypton|BuF Still g00 gun lovin' !

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    Well, i don't think there's a toiled system in their space suit.

    they only put it on to do some work outside the shuttles, and put em off afterwards. so do your pooping/peeing inside the ship, and, if it's time to work for a short amount of time, don't poop in your suit... like scuba gears...

    Well this post doesn't solve the farting problem yet...
     
  16. 8-4-7-2

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    ***BUMP***

    I think there is still room for discussions in this thread :D
     
  17. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Just read about the sub that sank due to a faulty toilet in Proph's Military story thread. Musta been one hell of an overflow to do that.

    Gets me thinking, what if the space terlitt was faulty?

    Instead of spilling water and gross stuff out onto the floor, it'd shoot straight up into the air and float around the bathroom. Not just any plunger would do. You'd need somebody specialized in the field to repair it. Space Plumber.

    Space plumber would have to have some sort of vaccuum hose and wave it around in the air to clean stuff up. Also, there'd have to be some sort of a rip/exposure in his space suit to effectively show the butt crack. Union rules you know.
     
  18. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    So the first space walk by a Canadian was made this week. He was installing the Canadarm2, which is a large robotic arm which will be used as a crane for the space station.

    Maybe it can be used to pick all the frozen flying orbiting p00ps out of the air before they become sentient.
     
  19. CaSCaDe

    CaSCaDe gaem freak in 3 dimensions

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    urhm, if a fart stays in the suit when its closed, what happens when you get out of your suit????????

    i think that space station up there HAS to stink!
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    what is that up in the sky?
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    its super man!

    no its the power puff girls!

    NO ITS THE SENTIENT p00p FROM OUTERSPACE!!!!!

    (CaSCaDe will not be held responcible for ne miss typings of ne kind, if you find misstypings non the less blame some one else!)
     
  20. Dirty_Dinkums

    Dirty_Dinkums Sub-l33t

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    Does anybody have the problem that you go to a post (much like this one) and they ask a question, you, thinking you know an answer to their problem scroll down to "Post reply" but as you are reading the reply someone has already said it????!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!? %)
     
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