A parallell can be drawn between the spanish inquisition and pirates. However, the same cannot be said for ninjas. How exactly do these strange, elusive, mysterious, insidious creatures link to the most fearsome executioner sage ever conceived ?
I had a chat with doctor mendelstrom about this, yet he wasn't available for comment. Quite a paradox. But, at the same time a ninja came flying through the window with an eyepatch on. However, both eyes weren't conceiled. This almost drove me to insanity. Thankfully, I am already quite beyond the point of utter madness.
Now, I've organised a strikeforce which is in search of this slippery shadow, this ghust of breath, a candle in the wind. However, he is flawed. For he leaves behind a putrid stench of a slaughterhouse mixed with the droppings of a intoxicated warthog.
So, this leads me to my next conclusion. Are we mayhaps in search of a warthog. Do warthogs have a greater mind than we had/have/could have possibly thought of ?
Is it a common practise among these cretins that they dress up as ninjas ? Is the ninja myth even correct ?
So many answers, so few questions.
I had a chat with doctor mendelstrom about this, yet he wasn't available for comment. Quite a paradox. But, at the same time a ninja came flying through the window with an eyepatch on. However, both eyes weren't conceiled. This almost drove me to insanity. Thankfully, I am already quite beyond the point of utter madness.
Now, I've organised a strikeforce which is in search of this slippery shadow, this ghust of breath, a candle in the wind. However, he is flawed. For he leaves behind a putrid stench of a slaughterhouse mixed with the droppings of a intoxicated warthog.
So, this leads me to my next conclusion. Are we mayhaps in search of a warthog. Do warthogs have a greater mind than we had/have/could have possibly thought of ?
Is it a common practise among these cretins that they dress up as ninjas ? Is the ninja myth even correct ?
So many answers, so few questions.
