Pirate Questions

[Twrecks]

yeah, but, what if they were Ninja Monkeys?

What? like against Undead Pirate Monkeys?

It would make a good Saturday morning TV show... for kids. They could fight eachother in different places each week, like jumping back and forth from speeding vehicles on the freeway, or a shopping mall during Christmas!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

would these ninja monkeys be throwing poo?

 

[Cat Fuzz]

What else would they be throwing?

 

[UBerserker]

What else would they be throwing?

Poo-shaped bananas.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

I'm confused.

 

[Twrecks]

Monkeys fling poo. Anything shaped like poo will work.

Senario:
Monkey 1 - "Hey, I'm out of poo"
Monkey 2 - "Use this banana, it looks like poo"
Monkey 1 - "Are you a pirate or ninja?"
Monkey 2 - "What does it look like?"
Monkey 1 - "Looks like poo"

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Ok. I'm starting to get it.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

just don't step in it

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Why?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i assume it would be very slippery. monkeys do eat bananas, peels and all, right?

 

[Cat Fuzz]

If the monkeys eat the peels and all I shouldn't have anything to worry about.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

not if eating the peel makes their poo extra slippery and you step in it

 

[Cat Fuzz]

/me forgot about the poo.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

well, everything hinges around the poo

 

[The Purple Bunny]

Talking about pirates and monkeys and poo, but nobody mentions monkey pirates and poo? That's an integral part of our history there.

 

[Twrecks]

Talking about pirates and monkeys and poo, but nobody mentions monkey pirates and poo? That's an integral part of our history there.

How true!
The saying "You don't know Jack sheeet", is because the pirate monkey's name is Jack. Know your history people!

 

[NeoNite]

So a ninja walks into a bar and the bartender asks:

"Why the long sword".

So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks:

"Why the long parrot".

 

[QUALTHWAR]

How true!
The saying "You don't know Jack sheeet", is because the pirate monkey's name is Jack. Know your history people!

Our 5th grade history books were woefully outdated. I never heard anything about Jack monkeys. Just as well. I probably would have had nightmares and wet the bed.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

So a ninja walks into a bar and the bartender asks:

"Why the long sword".

So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks:

"Why the long parrot".

So a parrot with a long sword walks into a bar and the bartender says: “Where’s your pirate?”

 

[The Purple Bunny]

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're not a pirate! Get out!"