These are questions about pirates, not for pirates. But pirates can answer these questions if they wish. I mean, who better to answer questions about pirates than pirates.
You know when you go into the bathroom of a restaurant and you see like a list of employee names on the back of the door that shows who is supposed to clean the restroom on this day and that? Well, do you think they had a list similar to this for pirates who were responsible for cleaning the parrot crap off the captain and his clothes?
Why don’t we hear about wealthy pirates who own big castles, or countries, or whatever? You have these pirates sailing around raiding the ships that have gold and other valuables onboard. They have to come ashore now and then to get supplies, but then they’re off to sail around and raid more ships for more bounty. You would think something like this would happen: “Ted, you’re not getting any younger. What are you now, like 24 or so? You have maybe 3 or 4 good years ahead of you before you die of old age. Aren’t you going to settle down, get a place of your own, and spend some of the wealth you’ve acquired throughout the years?”
But you don’t hear anything about these wealthy, retired pirates. Are they spending all their money when they come ashore for supplies? Like maybe they spend the equivalent of 25,000 a night on women and booze?
If pirates spot a Cyclops sea monster, how do they know what to harpoon when a bunch of the pirates are running around with only one eye showing?
You know when you go into the bathroom of a restaurant and you see like a list of employee names on the back of the door that shows who is supposed to clean the restroom on this day and that? Well, do you think they had a list similar to this for pirates who were responsible for cleaning the parrot crap off the captain and his clothes?
Why don’t we hear about wealthy pirates who own big castles, or countries, or whatever? You have these pirates sailing around raiding the ships that have gold and other valuables onboard. They have to come ashore now and then to get supplies, but then they’re off to sail around and raid more ships for more bounty. You would think something like this would happen: “Ted, you’re not getting any younger. What are you now, like 24 or so? You have maybe 3 or 4 good years ahead of you before you die of old age. Aren’t you going to settle down, get a place of your own, and spend some of the wealth you’ve acquired throughout the years?”
But you don’t hear anything about these wealthy, retired pirates. Are they spending all their money when they come ashore for supplies? Like maybe they spend the equivalent of 25,000 a night on women and booze?
If pirates spot a Cyclops sea monster, how do they know what to harpoon when a bunch of the pirates are running around with only one eye showing?
