Pimpwar IV

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OshadowO

Irregular
Feb 10, 2000
4,775
0
36
CA
Errr okkkk I just erred big time
I attacked one of the PuFfies...who in the world is SamusAran cos I just killed 62 of your thugs.....err umm sorry. don't kill me it was an accident I swear!
 

8-4-7-2

New Member
Mar 6, 2000
6,962
0
0
43
Germany
I got this message:
J_MONEY (#14468)
u wanna join my alliance cause we are all planning to take out makaveliu and the unholyarmy

What should I do. I won't leave SBP, but me we could ally with them somehow



AlienPimp (#7692)
Ranked 25 (Nat'l: 476)
Yo pimp ass is worth $3,443,139

Whores: 1,092 Thugs: 1,548
Condoms: 836,967 Weapons: 1,655
Crack: 5,201 Beer: 3,214
Medicine: 3 Low-riders: 1
Pistols: 489 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 13 AK-47's: 1,153
 

OshadowO

Irregular
Feb 10, 2000
4,775
0
36
CA
heh yeah sorry bout that I was on a ttacking spree and just saw you as a open target....looked at alliances and for some reason it was member or alliance: so I figured there was none and attacked. Anyway if you need to attack somebody or something lemme know and I'll go for it as long as the game allows me to:)
 

CrazyCougar

CATatonic
Jan 5, 2001
1,306
0
0
49
Ottawa, Canada
I just had the strangest thing happen to me. I'm busy burning turns that I didn't use this weekend hunting ho's and I see an attack come in:

light (#2081) wasted 2000 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.

Now I've had guys waste 300 on me before with no noticable effect... however today I was using a 5% payout with 100% happiness... after his attack my happiness dropped but I didn't lose any hoes...

I had to pump my payout up to 8% in order to make my hoe's 100% happy again... and stock up on even more condoms just to make them happy again...
 
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8-4-7-2

New Member
Mar 6, 2000
6,962
0
0
43
Germany
LOL
That m0 attacked me too. Firsz he wasted about 4000, then he stole 25 h0s.
I had 2 turns left, so I killed his 288 remaining thugs :)
 

CrazyCougar

CATatonic
Jan 5, 2001
1,306
0
0
49
Ottawa, Canada
Same with me... for a second I thought they blocked me from accessing the site... luckily they don't monitor that closely... but the damn firewall barely lets anything through... they even klled my ICQ recently... and it took me awhile to get it working just right... :(
 

OshadowO

Irregular
Feb 10, 2000
4,775
0
36
CA
Well I got in:D
I also had 306 turns accumalted...thought 200 was the limit...but I'm not complaining:D
 

Boom

Rumpshaking Moderator
Mar 28, 2000
4,315
1
0
Visit site
He he he! Morety you rule! Analgravy must have been sooo pissed. :D Unfortunately, by the time I logged on he had already rebuilt, so I couldn't get at those lowriders.

I am building up to try and hit him, but unfortunately he is building a little quicker than I am. I have been probed by the Unholies a few times, but I am usually 100% AKs, or pretty close to 100%, so they aren't gonna attack me.

According to Shaitan's profile he hasn't played in about a week. If he isn't going to be around he needs to turn over the alliance leadership so we can invite people and stuff.
 

OshadowO

Irregular
Feb 10, 2000
4,775
0
36
CA
Grrrrr and for the first time I did not get a message saying his networth is too great compared to mine.
Instead it said he's been attacked to much and is now in hiding?
I'm beginning to dislike this game.
 

DeeperShade

Banned
Dec 8, 2000
9,621
0
0
44
www.tar-valon.com
I've built backup, unbelievable huh :)

Whores: 1,157 Thugs: 866
Condoms: 569,396 Weapons: 1,759
Crack: 29,590 Beer: 1,833
Medicine: 5 Low-riders: 0
Pistols: 0 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 0 AK-47's: 1,759

1759 aks!! I'm gonna build up aks and then buy thugs to match :)
 

CrazyCougar

CATatonic
Jan 5, 2001
1,306
0
0
49
Ottawa, Canada
Date
Attack
3/28 10:14
PM
royceda5nine's thugs left you a blow-up doll; written upon it are
the words:
game is almost over have some fun get some.
royceda5nine (#8293) invaded your house. 270 of your thugs
were killed. You killed 125 of the attackers royceda5nine stole
$20 from you.
3/28 10:12
PM
royceda5nine's thugs left you a blow-up doll; written upon it are
the words:
spunked says get some suckas.
royceda5nine (#8293) invaded your house. 302 of your thugs
were killed. You killed 188 of the attackers
3/28 10:10
PM
royceda5nine's thugs left you a blow-up doll; written upon it are
the words:
get some.
royceda5nine (#8293) invaded your house. 354 of your thugs
were killed. You killed 259 of the attackers royceda5nine stole
$20 from you.
3/28 10:09
PM
royceda5nine's thugs left you a blow-up doll; written upon it are
the words:
tinpimp says hi.
royceda5nine (#8293) invaded your house. 422 of your thugs
were killed. You killed 343 of the attackers royceda5nine stole
$20 from you.

I ended up with -$60...