Pimpwar IV

[Morety]

Find someone about half your net worth who's got enough thugs you can knock them off. After you knock off the thugs, you should be able to steal their h0's. (Unless they've set payout to 95% and have tons of crack and condoms, which would't be likely but possible.)

 

[CrazyCougar]

There's my problem... I've been hitting guys with more NW but fewer thugs... more ho's though. The last guy I hit I left him with about 20 thugs and still couldn't get his ho's... so I guess next time I won't be so nice... lol

 

[Orkin Man]

Or find them on the "find pimp" screen after killing off all their thugs (make sure it's someone who's played within like the last 20 minutes or so), then keep reloading the screen until it says they've played again then hit them. Chances are they have payout set to 99 so you won't be able to steal them until they down payout in order to use turns and rebuild thugs. If you can hit them while trying to find a good payout, or even better selling guns to rebuild, you might just fetch yourself a jackpot, whether it be whores or money from an invasion.

 

[DeeperShade]

Whores: 567 Thugs: 214
Condoms: 571,826 Weapons: 214
Crack: 922 Beer: 5,455
Medicine: 5 Low-riders: 0
Pistols: 7 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 0 AK-47's: 207


im slowly building back up

 

[Orkin Man]

Whores: 900
Thugs: 0
Condoms: 2,129,003
Weapons: 505
Crack: 120,897
Beer: 140
Medicine: 5
Low-riders: 0
Pistols: 0
Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 0
AK-47's: 505

 

[Morety]

I was just attacked by someone from the Unholy army who had 10 thugs. They do that as a probe to see how many AK's you have. So, rather than wait for them to gang up on me, I'm going to attack one of them. Since AnalGravy not only stole my one good contribution to the WA thread, and he attacked Boom non-stop at the beginning, I figure he's a good one to piss off.

Details to come...

1st attack:

Your 37 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1342 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 817 AK-47s.
You equipped 525 Pistols.

AnaLGravy was joined by 96 alliance thugs.
Equipping AnaLGravy's 1400 thugs with weapons..
AnaLGravy equipped 1400 AK-47s.

You Lost!

Your Alliance thugs shot 37 bullets.
Your thugs shot 25,035 bullets.
1,997 of the bullets hit AnaLGravy's boyz.
You killed 166 of AnaLGravy's thugs in the raid
AnaLGravy's alliance thugs shot 96 bullets.
AnaLGravy's thugs shot 42,000 bullets.
3,398 of the bullets hit your thugs.
283 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Attack #2
Your 37 alliance thugs joined your posse.
AnaLGravy was joined by 96 alliance thugs.
Equipping your 1059 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 817 AK-47s.
You equipped 242 Pistols.

Equipping AnaLGravy's 1234 thugs with weapons..
AnaLGravy equipped 1234 AK-47s.

Your thugs fired 24752 bullets and 1973 of the bullets hit their targets.
AnaLGravy's thugs shot 37020 bullets and 2969 of the bullets hit your thugs.
742 of your thugs suffered fatal wounds in the attack.
You were able to kill 493 of AnaLGravy's thugs in the attack.

Attack #3
Your 37 alliance thugs joined your posse.
AnaLGravy was joined by 96 alliance thugs.
Equipping your 458 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 458 AK-47s.

Equipping AnaLGravy's 741 thugs with weapons..
AnaLGravy equipped 741 AK-47s.

Your thugs fired 13740 bullets and 1102 of the bullets hit their targets.
AnaLGravy's thugs shot 22230 bullets and 1786 of the bullets hit your thugs.
447 of your thugs suffered fatal wounds in the attack.
You were able to kill 276 of AnaLGravy's thugs in the attack

I do believe I pissed somebody off. So Boom, do you love me or what?

 

[Morety]

He's got 460 thugs and 250 lowriders waiting to be jacked! If anyone is online nail him now and you'll be really rocking!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Morety]

if you can kill a measly 465 thugs, you can jack his 251 lowriders (value 758,000) and replace any thugs you may lose and get some cash left over.

Someone's going to do it, I'd love it to be one of us.

All their alliance has tons of lr's, so it looks like they're moving from Seattle.

 

[DeeperShade]

Im powering up Morety.. I owe that smeghead somepayback anyway

 

[DeeperShade]

Then again.. i've been wipped out again... shit

3/14 6:19 PM Ketamike (#7679) wasted 150 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.
3/14 6:18 PM Ketamike (#7679) jacked 1 of your low-riders.
3/14 6:16 PM Ketamike (#7679) invaded your house. 52 of your thugs were killed. You killed 11 of the attackers
3/14 6:15 PM Ketamike (#7679) invaded your house. 65 of your thugs were killed. You killed 24 of the attackers
3/14 6:10 PM Ketamike (#7679) invaded your house. 73 of your thugs were killed. You killed 38 of the attackers Ketamike stole $20 from you.

 

[Morety]

I'm really hoping someone kicks his ass bigtime before he logs on and sells AK's to replace his thugs.

 

[DeeperShade]

Whores: 629 Thugs: 13
Condoms: 568,476 Weapons: 288
Crack: 3,762 Beer: 2,364
Medicine: 5 Low-riders: 0
Pistols: 0 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 0 AK-47's: 288

I've come up with a new battle plan.. im gonna forget about thugs for now and build up my aks.. once i have enough then i just build up thugs and boom... im back to where i was

 

[Morety]

I've got over 1,000 h0's and about 300 AK's now. The h0's are happy as I've got a ton of condoms. I'm not going to use any turns until I'm up to 200 availamable. When I've got 200 turns, I'm going to scout h0's for all of them, then use all the money I've got and it'll get me about 500 thugs all at once.

 

[Morety]

Too bad. He's online and rebuilding now. He's up to 804 thugs again. Damn analgravy. I hope he sends me a message so i can post it for all of our enjoyment

 

[Morety]

AnaLGravy (#338) REPLY DELETE (ALL) R-CONTACT R-BITCH
i dont see how killing yourself is fun

My Reply:
It's more fun than waiting to get attacked after your alliance members probed me with a 10 thug attack

 

[CrazyCougar]

Attacking victim #7679 Ketamike

You surprised Ketamike! 17 of your thugs were able to get off an extra shot!
Your 37 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Ketamike was joined by 99 alliance thugs.
Equipping your 574 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 557 AK-47s.
You equipped 17 Pistols.

Equipping Ketamike's 360 thugs with weapons..
Ketamike equipped 360 AK-47s.

Your thugs fired 16727 bullets and 1340 of the bullets hit their targets.
Ketamike's thugs shot 10800 bullets and 872 of the bullets hit your thugs.
218 of your thugs suffered fatal wounds in the attack.
You were able to kill 335 of Ketamike's thugs in the attack.
Your whores made $5,572 for this turn.
You are left with $5,182 after payout to whores and thugs.

ATTACK #2

Attacking victim #7679 Ketamike

Your 37 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 339 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 339 AK-47s.

Ketamike was joined by 99 alliance thugs.
Equipping Ketamike's 25 thugs with weapons..
Ketamike equipped 25 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 37 bullets.
Your thugs shot 10,170 bullets.
829 of the bullets hit Ketamike's boyz.
You killed 25 of Ketamike's thugs in the raid
Ketamike's alliance thugs shot 99 bullets.
Ketamike's thugs shot 750 bullets.
100 of the bullets hit your thugs.
8 of your thugs died during the invasion.


You found nothing in house.

Your whores made $6,965 for this turn.
You are left with $6,338 after payout to whores and thugs.

 

[CrazyCougar]

A few turns later and I'm back upto nearly full strength again... only need 11 more thugs to equal what I had before... except now I've got more AK's... lol

Anyways that was the guy that hit DS... so he's thugless now.

 

[CrazyCougar]

Note to self:
Approx 8% of the total bullets will hit in a driveby.
It takes 4 hits to kill a thug... same for attacker and defender.

Just trying to figure out how many thugs I can kill in a single drive by...

Alliance thugs don't do anything in a driveby...

 

[LordKhaine]

I havent actually logged in for a while, last time I looked I was about 150 with all AK.

 

[OshadowO]

well I went on an attacking spree today. I split won two lost two but I think I found my calling. My sole purpose of having ho's in this game is so I can get more thugs and start shooting. Ofcourse I might be dead next time I log in though. I probably pissed of quiet a few people