Pimpwar IV

[Sticky_Buns]

invite me

pimpnbunz (#10695)

 

[LordKhaine]

The buns are back in town, the buns are back in town......

Im ranked 211th right now. Getting close to 100% Ak coverage.

 

[CrazyCougar]

It's not showing the attacks... or at least it didn't for me the other day when someone attacked me and the only way I could tell was the attacks in part. I couldn't tell if any damage had been done or who did it.

 

[8-4-7-2]

AlienPimp (#7692)
Ranked 21 (Nat'l: 308)
Yo pimp ass is worth $1,536,128

Whores: 605 Thugs: 390
Condoms: 313,254 Weapons: 397
Crack: 3,707 Beer: 11,425
Medicine: 3 Low-riders: 1
Pistols: 289 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 13 AK-47's: 95


For a few seconds I was 4th local, 11th ntl.

Ph34r!!

 

[Boom]

Some of the Forgotten Ones have left and formed the UnHolyArmy. I went up to #6 last night. I didn't want to, but my hos just insisted on making all this money for me. I spent it all on AKs immediately, I had over 300 AKs. But the UnHolyArmy attacked me anyway. They lost as much as I did, but since it was like 4on1, I got beat down. The first guy attacked me (Analgravy) and we both lost about 100 thugs and he got no money from me (I never carry money). You would think that he would have figured out that I'm obviously not pistol packing, obviously not carrying cash, etc. But he attacked again and we both lost another 100. Then his UnHolyArmy buddies started attacking (they are definitely in a chatroom, I was attacked 19 times in about 2 minutes). They got me down to 1 thug, then started trying to steal hos. I had my payout at 99% and have a bunch of condoms, so they didn't get very many. All in all, the UnholyArmy lost about 1/2 million dollars worth of their thugs to get 15 or so hos from me. They are dumb.

I'm already in decent shape again, and now I am at 200% AKs . AnalGravy will be beat down. That is my goal for this round .

 

[CrazyCougar]

I just can't bring myself to pistolpack....
I've got 281 ho's, 164 thugs, and 109 AK's... with my measly 55 pistols that's 3325 bullets per attack.... a quick look at alienpimp and I've got him outgunned... or do I?

Anyways I'm hesitant to pistol pack since this other allliance seems to be targeting us... and I don't want to be an easy grab.

 

[Orkin Man]

It's only a matter of time before someone finds out about all those pistols 8-4-7-2, I'd be buying ak's like mad if I were you.

 

[OshadowO]

OOoh I've been itchin to attack some mo might as well be the dude who attacked boom boom...unless you would object boom..ya know deal with him personally and all

 

[8-4-7-2]

Yes, I will start getting AKs now. I will loose ranks tho as they don't increase networth. I got this pistols to keep "thugs = weapons". That's all

Dowtown: You don't outgun me

I have 94 Aks and 15 Tek9s. Also more pistols than you

 

[Kilham]

I'm getting hit all the time now, if i build up a few thugs next time i logon they're gone. Nobody's getting anything as the payout's 99% and plenty of crack and condoms, they just seem to enjoy it. Shows it's not just SPB members that are being hit - maybe they remember me from the last game.

 

[CrazyCougar]

That's only 43 AK's worth of bullets more... and I'm a lot smaller... lol

 

[The Dopefish]

Spitfire 3998
GunMan 7665

These two m0s cleaned out my thugs population...and though I'm still in the top 200 in Seattle I'm still a bit pissed.

 

[Boom]

OshadowO, if you wanna beat up the guy who hit me, go right ahead. I would love to see someone put a hurtin on him. It was Analgravy and Cruz from TheUnholyArmy. I hate those guys now.

he he he, you gotta love this game.

 

[LordKhaine]

Im now all AK

No-one has beaten me down yet, tho a couple have tryed to steal h0's and stuff. Just whacked down some punk yestaday, that will teach him to pistol pack

 

[8-4-7-2]

AlienPimp (#7692)
Ranked 9 (Nat'l: 69)
Yo pimp ass is worth $1,609,270

Whores: 605 Thugs: 390
Condoms: 320,658 Weapons: 555
Crack: 28,090 Beer: 7,135
Medicine: 3 Low-riders: 1
Pistols: 289 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 13 AK-47's: 253

5% payout at 100 happiness

I will check Dopey's new friends and maybe attack them once I have some new turns

 

[8-4-7-2]

Dopey:
That was a coordinated strike. They are in the same alliance

GunMan (#7665 ): 538 whores, 316 thugs, 6 low-riders,
and lives in Seattle.
GunMan is worth $1,362,864.
Local rank: 108, Nat'l: 1783
GunMan last played Thu, March 8, at 9:39pm.
GunMan is a member of the alliance: LiMp_WhOrEs

SpitFire (#3998): 613 whores, 476 thugs, 0 low-riders,
and lives in Seattle.
SpitFire is worth $1,614,102.
Local rank: 35, Nat'l: 638
SpitFire last played Thu, March 8, at 9:49pm.
SpitFire is a member of the alliance: LiMp_WhOrEs

Maybe I will lose many thugs if I attack them. What do you think? But looking at the networth they could be pistol packers.


Arg. Meanwhile I dropped many ranks again. In the 30s now

 

[Orkin Man]

Remember though, guns don't count as anything towards networth. When I'm tryin to geuss whether or not someone is ak's this early is by both their whores and #. Does it seem like that many whores would be able to produce enough cash to buy all ak's this early? And then the #. Is their # high? If so they probably haven't had the time to buy that many ak's.

 

[Syri]

i'm building back up quite nicely now, should be back to full power soon

 

[LordKhaine]

Khaine (#10084)
Ranked 198 (Nat'l: 3084)
Yo pimp ass is worth $1,207,410

Whores: 470 Thugs: 323
Condoms: 172,999 Weapons: 397
Crack: 3,003 Beer: 8,806
Medicine: 8 Low-riders: 0
Pistols: 67 Shotguns: 3
Tek-9's: 0 AK-47's: 327

 

[CrazyCougar]

I'm starting to get popular... lol

3/10 1:46 PM
Busta-Krimez (#2852) wasted 31 crackrocks on your
whores and got nothing.
3/10 1:45 PM
Busta-Krimez (#2852) wasted 34 crackrocks on your
whores and got nothing.
3/10 3:13 AM
Smokey187 (#2018) wasted 300 crackrocks on your
whores and got nothing.

I also got an alliance offer from this guy... no message just the offer... lol
Sender
Alliance name
3/10 12:54
PM
LoveDaPuss
(#4772)

I'm also nearing 250 thugs and nearly 200 AK's...