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Sticky_Buns

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/me puts on her cheerleader outfit :eek:

Give me a "W"

Give me an "A"

Give me a "N"

Give me a "K"

What's that spell... WANK!!! WANK!!! WANK!!!

He's our MAN, if he can't do it no one CAN!!

GO WANK!!!!!

(ok here's the part you throw me in the air I do a double back flip and you catch me) ;)
 

Morety

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That's too f'n funny!

I'd attacked Nig (#1335) early this week and made it onto his sig. Of course, he said he killed more of my thugs than he did. I sent him a message saying

"thanks for putting me on your sig :) Your numbers are a bit off, here's the exact details..." and I copied my attack post *see up a notch* to him. I said "here's the real numbers if you want to change it. If not, no biggy"

He replies 8o Don't make me make that number higher :)

Hahahaha. Now I'm allied with him? LOL! I gotta send him a message :)
 

Orkin Man

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Well, I'm in GOAT now (gotta test my ak muscle on the Zesty's), no I won't tell but godamn, as soon as we're done taking those Ravers out you can bet I'm jumpin on the SBP boat. *L*
 

WAnk

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hahaha, yeah, i talked to miss rabbit and she went to goat too :) they seem like good folks. i will leave the invitation there, if you want me too.

also, there has been a surge of newcomers into the top 10. there is this chick name Gehenna or something like that who is now #2, but she only has 1000 hos, and no thugs. she does however have her own personalized little message there, which frightens me because she probably knows the pimp gods or something. it looks like she brought some friends. there is a guy named smackdown who just showed up with 2600 hos, and someone named sigfawn who has been all over the bm today. they only have 1500 hos and 600 thugs, but they are #7, and they seem to have tons of money. i think someone just attacked them, but i don't know, it is all freaking me out, because at the moment, i am basically untouchable, and me and blad3 had a nice little stranglehold on the top 2, him owning the ho category and me owning the thug :p now all of that seems to be changing
 

WAnk

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weeeeeeeeellllllllllllll

so yeah, anyways, those dudes are just kind of chilling. I talked to one of them kind of..... my guess since they all came at the same time is it is just an alliance relocating to seattle. they are all dropping in ranks now. Blad3 and I have once again resumed our stranglehold on the top 2, but i am catching him really quick :D today has been a good day on the BM for me, what can i say ;)

oh yeah, and i think Nig is in the process of moving. he has 0 hos and 0 thugs but a networth of 4millions...... i don't really understand how moving works and stuff, but oh well. it also says he isn't a part of any alliance now, so feel free to do whatever you want to him, lol
 

Orkin Man

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Well, there'll be no doing anything to nig. He WAS in hiding and I was trying to hit him nonstop for 20 minutes to get him as soon as he comes on. Then along comes Blad3 who hits nig the second he comes out of hiding for 3 mil, ditches it on thugs and ak's then logs off. I smell a multi, and if not that, the Zesty's are pulling some sort of scam here.
 

WAnk

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hey orkin

tell keylow to watch his back. Blad3 has been trying to get me to take him out for 2 days now, but i keep coming up with excuses. you didn't hear it from me.

oh yeah, and if anyone feels pissed and wants to take out some aggression, take out the pinoy pimps. if one of them looks at you funny, attack them. their leader had the misfortune of outbidding me on the black market for about 400 hos, and i was displease so i killed him. if he hadn't done that i would have had a firm hold on #1, with most thugs, most aks (i assume), and most hos....... oh well, it was not to be. so yeah, the leader is dead, and i revoked his black market privledges :) he was none to pleased. if any of you see PinoyPimpMasta(r) on the black market, tell me because i am supposed to take him out. check you later.

one more thing. some guy just moved into seattle with a 14million net worth. my days of glory may be numbered here ;)
 

LordKhaine

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Im getting there, got all AK's now. Some punk took out over 50 of my thugs, but its not worth starting trouble over that. If he trys it again, I'm all AK'ed up and ready :)
 

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WAAAAAAAAAAANKKK!!!

WOOHOOO!

WAnk OWNX0RZES!!!

Last night was the most fun night pimping ever.

WAnk was all psyched cause he had this fat bid on the black market for close to 400 hos and it was gonna make him #1. Some idiot outbids him at the last second. WAnks bid was up there for like 40 minutes. If this guy was waiting till the last second to outbid him, he could have checked WAnks profile. WAnk has the most thugs in Seattle for crying out loud! LOL You don't outbid the person with the most thugs!

So WAnk got pissed and killed all 600 of the guys thugs and sent me after him. I stole 150 of the guys hos and sent a message like "Don't outbid the WAnk! Its all about the WAnk baby!" It was soooo fun! WAnk got to beat someone up, and I got cheap hos!

The guy was sooooo pissed. He kept sending WAnk messages and WAnk was cutting and pasting them into #lol for me. I was dying! We really ruined this guys weekend. LOLOLOL! He was like, "So what I outbid you! You no life loser!" etc etc. Eventually he was screaming in all caps about going to have sex with his girlfriend and telling her about what a loser WAnk is. We were like, "OMG, he is going to talk to his girlfriend about WAnk kicking his ass! LOLOLOL" It was too funny to believe. So finally WAnk just told him that he no longer has black market privileges. It was toooo funny! This guy is afraid to show his name on the black market, because WAnk will kill him! He he he!

Pimpwars is much more fun when you are the pillager instead of the pillagey
 

LordKhaine

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PhAt50 (#10190) invaded your house. 109 of your thugs were killed. You killed 37 of the attackers PhAt50 stole $40 from you.

Kill him
 

Orkin Man

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I'd help you out LK, but I'm 4 times his networth. *L* I wish I could though, I'm in a thug killing mood today.
 

Orkin Man

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Well, GOAT is now aligned with Zesty, but shhhhhh, don't say anything, just thought I'd let you guys know. All these new guys movin into Seattle are pissing us (GOAT and Zesty) off. Wanna help kill these turds that think they can seek shelter in Seattle Wank? *L* We could use it.
 

Morety

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Put up some names. I'm suicidal. I'll soften up the big one by attacking first, and let you guys go in for the final kill.

I just worked my way back up into the low hundreds in the rankings too :/ Ah well, as long as one of my bud's makes it in the top ten I'm happy :D
 

Orkin Man

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Actually you might want to forget about that. *L* Not even 30 seconds after I posted that comment a dimn, a pimpgod, came into #GOAT and accused us and Zesty's of forming a super alliance. One more time and he says we're gone (We coordinated to kill both PistolPacker and Obsol33t, note their thug counts). So anyway, you might not want to get involved if you don't have to, who knows whats in store for us once all the pimpgods find out.
 

WAnk

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LOL uhhh, i was going to say yes, but now i don't know :D i have been wanting to knock out some of those stupid new guys, but they haven't really been affecting me. if there are some stupid turds you need to take care of, tell me, i will make it look like an independant attack
 
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Feel free to hit Da_Big_Sippa (#14063). He invaded (got nothing of course) and didnt do much dfamage.. but he deserves to be picked on now that he's messed with a SBP member. :)
 

WAnk

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ok ok ok, let me clear a few things up here :D yes, i know i have no thugs, and no i don't really care that i have no thugs. i was getting kind of bored this round, i got to #1 in seattle, and at one point this morning i was #4 national :D

here is the story. Shocker is a NY transplant that has been getting on my nerves lately. he put all his thugs on auction to attack someone. i had enough aks that if i sold them all, i could buy his thugs. so i did, which really pissed him off. for a time there, i was sitting with 8000+ hos and 3705 thugs :D i was at #4. of course i was pistol packing, so he attacked me. and then he stole some of my hos, blah blah, yeah yeah whatever. so i was chilling in #g.o.a.t while all this happened, i put a bunch of hos on bm to get down in net worth and got some of them to attack me and steal more hos and get my max out my attacks. so now, i have 3500 hos and 0 thugs and 300 aks and millions coming in from the black market pretty soon with my attacks maxed out. in any rate, i had a lot of fun, and got up to NUMBER 4 NATIONAL! it was getting kind of monotonous. produce crack, sell crack, bid, buy thugs, produce crack, sell crack, etc etc. i needed something to spice things up, and i really pissed this guy off in the process