Pimpwar 3

[Morety]

www.pimpwar.com

Move to Seattle, let us know, and you're in.

The guy who sent me the message did NOT attack me. His alliance did. The Zesty_Ravers.

I was attacked by #486, who had no thugs, but found out how many AK's I really had. I was then attacked by #376. After that, i had no thugs and the vultures came.

Good thing I had h0's at 99% after my turn, and no cash on hand.

[edit by fellow moderator, just trying to fix your broken link Morety The new boards are weird, for some reason your whole post became a link Also, its pimpwar, not pimpwars - Boom]

 

[Morety]

You messed with the wrong guys. Lay off PhatAlbert. This is the first of many.

Attacking victim #1335 Nig
You surprised Nig! 4 of your thugs were able to get off an extra shot!
Your 6 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 207 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 154 AK-47s.
You equipped 53 Pistols.

Equipping Nig's 378 thugs with weapons..
Nig equipped 378 AK-47s.

Your thugs fired 4673 bullets and 372 of the bullets hit their targets.
Nig's thugs shot 11340 bullets and 907 of the bullets hit your thugs.
207 of your thugs suffered fatal wounds in the attack.
You were able to kill 93 of Nig's thugs in the attack.
Your whores made $7,235 for this turn.
You are left with $6,294 after payout to whores and thugs.



*So I wiped myself out again. I knew I would. Next person will have an easier time creaming this jackass. GET HIM.

**then get the Zesty_Ravers

 

[Orkin Man]

Dammit Morety! *L* I wanted to attack him, but now he's below my range. Damn you. *L* j/k

 

[Morety]

Just buy more AK's, and you'll lower your level

 

[WAnk]

ummm, yeah, about the zesty ravers

well, they are kind of kicking some ass. crazy nutz has systematically going through the top 20 killing thugs. he has 600 aks and over 4000 kills at the moment. please guys, stay away from them they will destroy us all if we pick a fight. so far they have spared me and boom because i was joking around with the head guy. if you all just lay low, the protection i have some how managed to get from them will extend to you guys too because you are in my alliance. Boot_Crew and G.O.A.T also want a cease fire agreement type thing, and they are both hugely powerful, so try to stay away from them too.

 

[Morety]

Someone finish off Nig, Y5's guy though...

 

[B]

WHAHEY! I just moved to Seattle

 

[Morety]

somebody get that boy an invite!

 

[Morety]

message received...

Nig (#1335)
Feel better now?

 

[Orkin Man]

I talked to Slam last night and got you your truce. And about the Zesty Raver, don't worry we got em under control. Pimpology, Boot_Crew and First Family 2.0 are preparing to knock on their doors.

 

[Orkin Man]

On second thought, i'm lookin at the top 10 right now and 7 of them are Ravers. Does SBP wanna help out in the Raver Rape-fest?

 

[Morety]

I'd be in there like a dirty shirt, other'n the fact they raped me and now I don't have much. I do have a couple hundred thugs/AK's so I might be able to do something. Name the time and place.

 

[Orkin Man]

We haven't decided on a time and/or place yet, a lot of us are gonna buy some lowriders and drive by crazy style, but expect it within the next week or so, I'll keep ya posted.

 

[Morety]

Cool, I got left alone yesterday, so I may actually be able to gear up for this

 

[Orkin Man]

Well, it seems that there is a full-fledged war goin on between Boot_crew and Zesty as I type, feel free to join the fight, as we're the only ones doin it as of right now. *L*

 

[Morety]

Going in right now. Kiss my thugs goodbye

 

[Orkin Man]

Argh! This dude's frickin loaded, went from 770 thugs to a weak ass 550 in one attack

 

[Morety]

I finished off pinwheel and lime. Go for lime's h0's. I ran out of turns before I could try.

I see Nig #1335 is in their alliance too. Y5, you'll be happy to know he's been wiped out

 

[Orkin Man]

Either he's been wiped out or he's a multi, we can't figure out who did it, but it wasn't b_c. And as for those guys nice job morety, I fucked with Crazynutz (big mistake). Needless to say I lost but killed 65 of his thugs, so I'm up on that. *L* You guys can feel free to hold off on the attacks though until the b_c's better members (not me) and the people we're allied with can knock the good members of Zesty down a little. Attacking the ones in the top ten now is suicide.

 

[Boom]

Zesty Raver suck.

WAnk had made a treaty with them. Since they were the only ones that could really hurt me, I figured I was safe and made a big bid on the black market. They freaken raped me. 19 attacks in 30 seconds. They were all coordinated together. They clearly were in a chatroom, because I would send a message to one, and another one would respond. This was at like 2am too. These guys need to get UT. They are always pimping.

Anyway, I started to rebuild, and #959 bizznatch attacked me for no reason. Took out 200 thugs and put me back at zero happyness. I dunno why he attacked me. It was out of the blue and he got nothing out of it. If anyone feels like venting some anger, and doesn't want to mess with the big boys, feel free to kick the poop out of bizznatch