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Boom

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I was about to ask that question. I'm sorta a pistol packer too right now and I'm getting scared. I'm starting to buy AKs, I got maybe 40 or 50, but I still feel like an easy target (I gotta wait a few more hours to get back on and check, I want the 6 extra turns ;)).
 

Morety

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I'll stay pretty light up until I get about 2500 thugs, then I start producing crack and make sure I'm ready for attacks.

I had over 6,000 thugs last game, and 4700 AK's, and the damn thing ended. If I'd sold the AK's, I'd have moved up the rankings bigtime.
 

WAnk

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yeah, we were doing pretty well today :D at one point m0 had the most thugs and i had the second most thugs :) i have been trying to keep a goodly amount of aks around, but i blew my load on some h0s on the bm last night instead of buying aks. i think i have like 70 now, but i want to keep it at about 1/3 of my thugs, until i start making crack and i will go to full aks
 

WAnk

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Whores: 532 Thugs: 460
Condoms: 175,670 Weapons: 466
Crack: 1,243 Beer: 494
Medicine: 10 Low-riders: 0
Pistols: 344 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 0 AK-47's: 122

:D

there is only one guy besides morety with more thugs than me in seattle, and he isnt in an alliance. everyone bug ghett0pimp about joining sbp :)

anyways, i am sitting pretty at #3 in the land, morety is about #10 :) there is a bunch of people in the top 10 from the Boot_creW. hey HeliX, whats the story with you guys?? are you going to start killing us or something like A_Poopy_Circle because we are encroaching on you? i tried to contact your alliance leader just to say hi, but he hasn't hit me back. i don't want to die, especially by people who were considering a merger, LOL
 

Orkin Man

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Course not Wank, you's my boyz. *L*I know I won't do anything to you at least. I'm gonna stay in Boot Crew for a while because when your in an alliance like this believe me you don't get attacked, at least not early. *L* But I'm probably gonna come on over to the SBP boat once I get built up enough and make it into at least the top 50. If you want I can ask Slam to leave you uys alone, he's a cool guy and I'll bet he listens.

And one more thing.....Boom! I got a bone to pick with you! *L* Outbidding me on the bm...grrrr....*L* j/k. Only 4 whores no biggie. *L*
 

WAnk

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lol, stay with them, i say :) it looks like you have a pretty kick ass crew set up. i am just getting really scared, because i am sitting at #3 right now, and i think i am surrounded with boot_crew guys, LOL. m0rety is probably feeling the same way, lol. he and i have the most thugs in seattle, so we might be seen as a threat to your clans greatness, haha. i don't want an alliance between the alliances or anything, maybe just a friendly cease-fire or somethin ;)

oh yeah, and a guy named disclaimer sought me out and told me not to kill him. he seems like a decent enough guy, so yeah, lay off him or something, lol
 

WAnk

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oh yeah, i forgot to mention. if you ever do want back in, just drop me a message or something. i didn't want it to sound like you couldn't come back, lol, just that you shouldn't feel obligated too.
 

Boom

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Ack! Sorry Orkin. I didn't recognize you in your pimpclothes. :D

Please don't get your boot people to beat me up. ;)
 
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Yellow5

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Feel free to attack this punk!

Nig (#1335)

Attacked me twice, the first time he got nothing, so I guess he decided to hit me again just for the hell of it.
 

Morety

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I got this message. I told him I have about half AK's right now *bullshit*, so I just spent my whole turn stocking up. i got about 60 AK's now, and the rest are all pistols.

Ghett0pimp (#1952) REPLY DELETE (ALL) R-CONTACT R-BITCH
Damn man, u got more thugs than me, If u dont mind me asking, How many AK's U got? Don't worry, I´m not flinging an attack on you (no idea attacking people with no money, just a waste of turns)

Y5, I'll check him out this afternoon.
 

WAnk

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lol, has that guy joined the alliance yet?? i have been trying to get him into sbp for a while. i told him you and i were the only people with more thugs than him in seattle, so i think he got curious ;)
 

Orkin Man

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Ugh.....Did you drop your thugs on the bm or did someone nail you Morety?

If so, lemme know who, I may not be in SBP but I'm still gonna help you guys.
 

Sticky_Buns

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Ok I got attacked by the founder of the bootcrew.. Do we have a truce or can I kick his arse? ;)

Not only did he attack me, but he's also trying to pick me up.. check this out:

SlamChops's thugs left you a blow-up doll; written upon it are the words: i love girls from nawlins... gonna give you a good south alabama a$$-rapin.
so..... wanna hook up? i'm only 3.5 hours away!.

:eek:

A word of advice, attacking someone and killing their thugs is not a good way to meet & hook up with someone.. it only makes the person want revenage!

so can I kill him or what??? :D
 

Orkin Man

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Uh......I geuss. *L* I haven't said anything about a truce to him yet, but it's up to you guys. Gimme the word if you want one. Otherwise just don't attack me. *L* I'm on your side, and I can promise that at least I won't attack you guys.
 

WAnk

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if mr. chops will agree to a truce, i am all for one. i think we have a truce with G.O.A.T. too, but 2 of there dudes weren't notified and they went after deeper today, lol. anyways, sure, a truce sounds good. mr. chops there hasn't replied back to me at all yet, so if you could bring it up, that would be fantabulous :D
 
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Yellow5

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Okay this bastard hit me again today for no reason. He's not getting money from me, just killing thugs.

Nig 1335 - Someone please hit him!