OO7MIKE's Matrix Parody

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OO7MIKE

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Yeah you are late. I cant even get that thread to start up again. Oh well. Only have one more series before I call it quits. Almost done with it too.
 
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teh3vilspa7ula
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Ten years from now, people will say, "oosyxxw, where were you when Trump got elected?"

And he will say, "I was fucking stonned, Larrys!"
 

QUALTHWAR

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Imagine someone has been in a coma for maybe 40 years and they come out of it and people are helping the person catch up. Probably would go something like this:


Then in 1981 Ronald Regan became our 40th president.


The Actor?!


Yep. Then George W. Bush got elected.


The village idiot?!


Yep. Then a black man became president.


Sure, and next you’ll say we elected a woman.


Almost. Instead it was Donald Trump.


The guy in the videos you showed me who always fires people?


Yes, that’s the guy.


Oh, and the Cubs won the World Series.


Yeah, right. Now I know you’re just fucking with my head.
 

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teh3vilspa7ula
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sheet! you better run your introduction through a spell checker!

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