Onslaught Conversions

Whitey · Feb 10, 2006

My mind has become a pretzel of emotion covered in cheesy thoughts.

dutch_gecko · Feb 10, 2006

Pretzel... heart shape with lines across it?

Intertwined Love.

That will be $4000 for my analysis.

Whitey · Feb 10, 2006

*gives you a slice of pizza I was holding out on*

CrazyLittleOne · Feb 10, 2006

*eats it before Gecko gets his Euro hands on it.*

[jetronic] · Feb 10, 2006

*euro hands will poke it out of you again...
~poke~poke~

Whitey · Feb 10, 2006

*sits in his oversized tanklike american car and eats where small dainty eurohands can't poke him*

CrazyLittleOne · Feb 11, 2006

*pokes Whitey with his clean American hands.*

Whitey · Feb 11, 2006

*Shares his extra-large bucket of freedom fries with Kirby and hands him a glass of gravy to wash them down*

CrazyLittleOne · Feb 11, 2006

*Joins the rest of America as an obese person*

garbage · Feb 11, 2006

*laughs because me can get laid w/o drowning in endless amounds of fat*

CrazyLittleOne · Feb 11, 2006

*laughs because Garbage has sex with fat chicks*

Whitey · Feb 11, 2006

*Is no longer fat because all he eats is steak*

garbage · Feb 12, 2006

*is confused because of Kirby's post*
it didn't make sense!

dutch_gecko · Feb 12, 2006

Whitey said:
*Is no longer fat because all he eats is steak*

And it's rich in iron too!

garbage · Feb 12, 2006

that would explain your iron balls too

Whitey · Feb 12, 2006

Well THAT'S a relief... Thought there was a problem or something!

CrazyLittleOne · Feb 12, 2006

No wonder there are little sphere shaped bruises around my ass.

Whitey · Feb 12, 2006

Sorry! BUT, at least I ground off most of the spikes! They used to be like little maces swinging around until I got tired of my thighs bleeding.

garbage · Feb 13, 2006

Did the removal of those spikes hurt?

Whitey · Feb 13, 2006

Nah, not really. They ARE made of iron... so they don't feel a whole lot of pain.