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BobCobb

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Dark Pulse said:
It was 11 years ago, dude. She probably has wrinkles or, at the very least, is well-worn.

I'm sure she is still pooping, and thats all Tossmonkey wants anyways. Its hard to find a lady friend willing to take a dump on your face/chest, much less a 26 long turd.
 

BITE_ME

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"Whether in her series of fictional—through wholly convincing—world records or in video pieces"

"longest fake poop"

"I guess that makes it the longest bull**** !"


Shes a haxor. :(
 

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My mom works as an ESL (English as a second language) teacher at a senior citizen center. Apparently, all the maids always ask the tennants if they've had a bowel movement that day. Well, this one woman hadn't...for a month. They had to surgically remove a 14 pound crap from her. :eek: And that's not fake, either.

*EDIT: This thread is great...for me to poop on. Sorry, someone had to say it. :D
 
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