:O Peristaltic Action! *NSFW*

[TomWithTheWeather]

World record? 26 feet long? Holy crap! Can Morety top this?




If this link is deemed too weird for BuF, please remove it. I just had to share.

http://intermaweb.net/2005/10/29/world-record-4-peristaltic-action/

 

[missPoopShoot]

http://www.fandango.net/polaroid/POOP.gif

 

[Al]

That's insane.

 

[MrSmiles]

WTF

 

[tool]

umm... uhhh.....

 

[MrSmiles]

how much did he have to pay the bowling alley to do this?

 

[tool]

how much did he have to pay the bowling alley to do this?

How much did he have to pay just to clean it up alone?

 

[Bean 3:16]

So that's basically the worst thing ever.

And that's a girl...

 

[MrSmiles]

omg it is a girl

i wouldn't expect something like that from a girl

 

[ilkman]

How does one generate such a turd? Do they eat certain foods? Do they have to hold it for a certain ammount of time?

What is the specific sciences behind this?

On another note that's just gross.

 

[GeneticFreak]

Great now everytime I see a girl I would picture 26 foot long poop out of her butt as she walks.

 

[sid]

What the ........man......uh..........hell.........ohh nevermind!!

 

[missPoopShoot]

What is the specific sciences behind this?

“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

Butt plug!

 

[MrSmiles]

Butt plug!

why didn't tool figure this out?

 

[BITE_ME]

Great now everytime I see a girl I would picture 26 foot long poop out of her butt as she walks.

Goes great with your sig.

 

[Bean 3:16]

Michigan - home of the world's longest poop and the Super Bowl

Edit:
My friend said this: "Haha, Michigan...what a dump"

 

[Dark Pulse]

My friend said this: "Haha, Michigan...what a dump"

Your friend wins the Punny award.

 

[MrSmiles]

look at the times in the corner of the pictures

it took her 20 min.

 

[ElectricSheep]

That would make for one hell of a Cleveland steamer.

 

[BITE_ME]

About 46 seconds per foot...Takes me about 1/2hour per foot.