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What got this topic going?? Mercy people don't you have more you know productive topics to post :)

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Productive?

Nipples produce milk. Mother's milk is a life force to all children in the world.

What could be more productive than that?

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Nipples produce milk. Mother's milk is a life force to all children in the world.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Morety, you have moved me to tears... :D :D

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Heh... I'm vegetarian (okay, how predictable and I becoming around here these days?), but not vegan (a huge step, much harder than just becoming vegetarian) that I should really take. Unfortunately I love dairy products (although it is an evil industry) and especially milk... yum. I'll take any kind (unless it comes out of manboobs ;) ).

Here is an excerpt from: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html

Anyway, both male and female babies are born with the main milk ducts intact--the gland that produces milk is there in the male, but it remains undeveloped unless stimulated by the female hormone, estrogen. Occasionally, a male baby is born with enough of his mother's estrogen in his body to produce a bizarre phenomenon known as "witches' milk," with the male glands, suitably stimulated, pumping away at the moment of birth.

In the adult male, the dormant glands can still be revived by a sufficient dose of estrogen. Actual lactation is rare--only a couple cases have been recorded. But at least one writer (Daly, 1978) has suggested that the "physiological impediments to the evolution of male lactation do not seem individually surmountable." Meaning we may yet see the dawn of the truly liberated household.
 

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Oooh... Pierced Nipples turn me on!!

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Before you know it men can become pregnant.
I shiver at the thought. I can't even see myself walkin' around with a baby, let alone feeding it with my own nipples, no thanks.
But hey, thats me, maybe some "men" like that kinda stuff. That thought makes me shiver even more, I think I'm going to faint now.

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Actually, the medical world has dallied with the idea of "male surrogate mothers".
There's quite a lot of spare room in the abdomen, so the idea is that you can implant an embryo in an artificial womb, and attach the placenta to the abdominal muscles (as they get lots of blood).
Of course...this is still theoretical...but if anyone wants to volunteer?

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Oooh... Pierced Nipples turn me on!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shivers...


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This great topic is actually 27th on the topic list, we can't have that now can we?
Therefore:

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I know I like this topic, but I don't know what to say, HELP!
But for now:

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Here's your drink Cammy...

/me hands Cammy a nice merlot...

...and a shot of tequila.

Private parts??

Oh my, now I am feeling faint.

/me is very shy about sexy stuff.

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Man, i love this thread. Just something about nipples(woman nipples that is, and a UT girl :) ) gets me going....

i uh... have to go


BTW, cammy, you uh... got a pic of your self :)

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I forgot what a sig was...


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>/me hands Cammy a nice merlot...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Look here, dumbo, I don't want merlot! I want milk!

YOURS!! :D

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Manboobs says:
"Milk for the masses, milk for the masses. Come one come all and suckle upon my teats."

How many times has my sig changed since this thread started? Hmmm, time to change it again.


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