My recruiter was an INFer

[Harrm]

So yesterday my new recruiter came over. My old recruiter was sent off to Korea, so it was basically to meet the "new guy in town."

We chatted for a bit, less about the army and more about life in general, our personal lives, etc. Turns out he's got a kid and just moved to my town etc, etc. At some point we started talking about videogames, and I explained to him "yeah, I was considering going into strategic ops because I used to play this game Infiltration, but you've probably never heard of it..."

"Oh, yeah, I've played that."

Word.

We talked a little bit more about videogames, discussed Green to Gold and me going in as an E-4 or straight to OCS (he wants me to E-4...I saw that one coming) as well as slots, SF and SO training, whatever.

And Sgt. Laney, if by any chance you're lurking this, sorry for the way my Dad acted. And how he looked. Seriously, who wears a headset for a cordless phone. Gay.

--Harrm

 

[zeep]

Nice story.

Damn i looked at your sig. Somebody should slap Kitty.

 

[BTH]

what do you mean, slap kitty?

 

[ant75]

In before thread hijack to talk about bth's sig.

 

[Harrm]

what do you mean, slap BTH?

Fixed.

--Harrm

 

[anaemic]

what


the


fucking


christ

 

[Jackal]

This is what you people do outside of the OT forums? Make gay sigs of yourselves? Goddamn.

 

[geogob]

That sounds about right.

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

what do you mean, slap kitty?

Resize and change your god damn sig.

 

[Psychomorph]

n/a

 

[BTH]

*resized* better?

 

[zeep]

And the Sig of the month Award goes to...

 

[-Snakebite-]

Psychomorph

 

[ant75]

I think i figured what's so disturbing in bth's sig : it's lacking a gun image somewhere. This is supposed to be an Infiltration sig, remember ?

 

[Rostam]

Dude, shut the **** up. BTH's sig is already disturbing without him showing his gun.

 

[Lemon.fr]

This reminds me another sig of a guy around here, in love of his own body. beeeuurk

 

[Hadmar]

@ thread hijack and sig

"I was considering going into strategic ops because I used to play this game Infiltration"
>Dunno, I even if that would be true I guess would have never told my recruiter my choice is based on a computer game.

 

[BTH]

no nipples = no porn = no hijack

 

[ant75]

"I was considering going into strategic ops because I used to play this game Infiltration"
>Dunno, I even if that would be true I guess would have never told my recruiter my choice is based on a computer game.

Funny, i was just thinking the same thing. But then i realized, "hey, the US army is actually using video games to promote the military", so i don't think that's a big faux-pas there.

 

[Harrm]

I've always liked Hadmars' sig.

"didl da dumdu dim beep brown bear!*

EDIT: Hadmar: I've been playing military realism games for as long as I can remember. One of my favorite games to this day is TacOps (4...5 was gay and I could never get it to run without crashing midbattle) which is used at west point as a trainer.

Regardless, I'm probably not going to be doing StratOps. I may go my originally planned route and do PsyOps, or I may attempt Infantry and then Ranger. I haven't made up my mind yet, but I've got a little while to decide.

--Harrm

EDIT EDIT: "watching porns" is still the single greatest quote on the forums ever.