my hiding room secret and the way you can discover your inner woman

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Why did you stop OST? that story was great! keep it going please. Your artwork is super!
keep it going!:lol: :D
 

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Why did you stop OST?

may be, MAY BE, he likes attention... he wnts people to be interested in him, unlike in his real life. :eek:
therefore he is an attention whore.
/freud

i kid
 

O.S.T

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and then a mystically gate appeared out of nowhere!
Jimmy looked excited and got very happy!
he never saw something like that before!

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Jimmy wanted to enter the door immediatly!
where would it bring him?
what's behind it?
would it bring him to the fairy queen?

but it was not possible!
Jimmy got stopped
by one of the happiest man of all!
and men are very happy
it's the gatekeeper!

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lets greet the gatekeeper
hello mister gatekeeper!
jimmy said hello mister gatekeeper!
the gatekeeper opened his mouth and asked jimmy a question:


Airmoran said:
I'm still trying to figure out if OST's avatar is a guy or a girl.
it's a girl kekekeke ^_^
the_rex said:
They live around the wormholes big testicles and eats grass.
you love testicles very much, don't you?

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kortniechan said:
Why did you stop OST?
I didn't intended to go on, but you know, I've got nothing to do so...
jevus said:
may be, MAY BE, he likes attention... he wnts people to be interested in him, unlike in his real life. :eek:
internet psychologist to the rescue!

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MrSmiles said:
i thought of doing this earlier this week
really?
then do it :tup:
dopefish said:
That flag has fewer stars than the one in the beginning of the thread.
I only see stars and crosses, mr.smartypants! :mad:

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you're welcome.
 

O.S.T

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I think the story deserves an ending


the gatekeeper made a very special present to johnny!
as special as johnny
and johnny was pretty special!
the gatekeeper opened the real gate
and johnny stepped in with a joyful scream!

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johnny already made mystical and magical creatures, made of flesh, light and colours
he got surprised many times!
he will cherish all his expiriences in his heart!
and all what happened in his life
replayed in front of his eyes!

johnny woke up in light
where was he?
heaven?
no, a place much better!
still in his special phantasy world!
but then a new friend appeared!

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it was sam the paperbox!
oh how happy he was!
he never met him before!
sam the paperbox was pretty happy too!
finally johnny was on his goal!

sam the paper box said:
"johnny, you can ask me one question"
and johnny asked:
"how can I discover my inner woman?"

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sam the paperbox looked into johnny's eyes
and he told him the secret
johnny was able to get back into his world
followed by colours and a happy hissing!

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and johnny was happy to be back again!
and to have all these new friends in his head!
he was always in company
for the rest of his life

and johnny was happy

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the end!
 

Balton

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the end what? at least give a clue to the inner woman zen! (ost, if you're lazy check out that certain topic in that certain place ;) )
 
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SanitysEdge said:
Genius!!


You mean this was him off drugs?
yes. He is quite calmer with them. But recently rabbits broke into his garden so he had to replent. (errr... they umm dug under the ground and into his shroom growing bat cave) But now he has installed the latest anti rabbit missle defense system, He should be ok in a couple of days... maybe