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lets all meet johnny!

hello johnny!
johnny is a proud citizen of africa!
he likes freedom, his nation and stuff!
his favourite colors are purple!

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tell us johnny, how are you?
you seem to be fine, johnny, you seem to be fine

one day johnny wasn't fine anymore!
he got ill!
but not with a disease!
AIDS is given by god to bad people, but johnny was no bad people!
johnny just felt really strange!

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what's wrong with you johnny, what's wrong?
he got a strange feeling that something big might happen and his feeling has never tricked him before


out of nowhere a wormwhole arrived!
it leads you to a mistical dimension full of fun and joy!
johnny was twisting in excitment!
what is he going to see?
where is he going to go?

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and great feeling of joy shook his body!
he got sucked in to never return!
ah, isn't that one of the biggest gifts god could make to us?

what's that?
asked johnny
he got through the journy of lights and flesh to the magical world
to meet it's queen
the all happy fairy

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and the fairy spoke:

well, who cares, there's another picture, but you guys just suck, I'm sorry :hmm:
I woun't post the last picture
I made you come all the way to read that...
I may continue the story, but you know, I don't feel like it, maybe at some point I will, but not now

bye.
 
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I'm still trying to figure out if OST's avatar is a guy or a girl. It's so confusing and that flag has the wrong number of stripes.
 
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The Dopefish said:
That flag has fewer stars than the one in the beginning of the thread.
Click to expand...

Well, duh... it's, like, a stylized representation, you know, like the whole story is a subliminal metaphor anyway, you know, one of those painterly distortions or something like pixellated cubism and it's got a artistic license and stuff. Yeah, that's it. Don't you feel silly now, Mr. Smarty Pants? :D






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That fairy is a drag queen!!!1!1one It has large testicles hidden inside it's big sponge body!
X-ray look inside it:
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Termites is living of it's nails and building houses of it's anus hair living right above it's tail. It's the warmest spot on the fairy making the termites very resistable to fire and their sworn enemies the FIREFLIES. They live around the wormholes big testicles and eats grass. The grass only grows on the very head of an Orglyph(a big big big ant!)
 
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