(mostly french) jokes about inf 2.9 waiting
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Det er i hvertfall ikke Norsk eller Dansk. Jeg tror heller det var et mer eller mindre morsomt forsøk på noe annet.
Forresten, det er ikke snakk om noen allianse mot Don. Det er heller en allianse mot å bruke et språk på et offentlig forum som bare en liten andel forstår. Det blir vanskelig hvis man skal ha 10-15 forskjellige språk her. Derfor foreslår jeg at vi bruker Engelsk heretter.
Forresten, det er ikke snakk om noen allianse mot Don. Det er heller en allianse mot å bruke et språk på et offentlig forum som bare en liten andel forstår. Det blir vanskelig hvis man skal ha 10-15 forskjellige språk her. Derfor foreslår jeg at vi bruker Engelsk heretter.
*Freon geeft Rostam een klopje op zijn hoofd
(I've been keeping that in a txt file, from the days Da_Blade used to say that all the time on IRC, in the hope I could use it later
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(I've been keeping that in a txt file, from the days Da_Blade used to say that all the time on IRC, in the hope I could use it later
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Hvis disse nederlenderene klarer sånn noenlunde å stave seg igjennom norsk burde vi kanskje skrive dialekt heller. Kan ikkje ha nogge av at folk fatte ka me snakke om heller, vettu.
Or perhaps ve kould kompromize and start vriting english as ve vould speak it. Zeh hilarity vould probably make upp for zeh lack of komprehenzion.
Or perhaps ve kould kompromize and start vriting english as ve vould speak it. Zeh hilarity vould probably make upp for zeh lack of komprehenzion.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
(Many thanks to Mort for this one - yes I do loiter around the C-22 forums
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Wot ebaut wi rite ze wuey inglish is spoken? Mast bi mor fan.
@Crouz:
Is ze Yiuro-Inglish yiu spiik ebaut yuor onest, or is it a jok?
@Crouz:
Is ze Yiuro-Inglish yiu spiik ebaut yuor onest, or is it a jok?
Mij bao ajin INFiltration Forums is eijn, ij " Rostam", "Hadmar", e "Almost" ijn sa. Mij, sa "Logan6" ijn sa borra morra borra. Sa tira borra.
Di mijn i ba Derelan, me nij ni copiko. Mij Derelan e samma Porra, e samma Porkka, ij, ijn sa porra porkka.
Aijn, mij soa forka INF. INF ijn ma bueot fag ijs mi sa Psychomorph eijs
Ijn sa me 'list' bij mij dilk:
Porra
Porkka
Ijn sa mij Borka
BORKA BORKA BORKA!!!
Mij ballis telticals , pok Psychomorph ijn.
Mij clubbar
Mij dikka ajn.
Bajko!
Barj, ijn moak oj nishj be. Ijn sa?
....
IJN SA??
Di mijn i ba Derelan, me nij ni copiko. Mij Derelan e samma Porra, e samma Porkka, ij, ijn sa porra porkka.
Aijn, mij soa forka INF. INF ijn ma bueot fag ijs mi sa Psychomorph eijs
Ijn sa me 'list' bij mij dilk:
Porra
Porkka
Ijn sa mij Borka
BORKA BORKA BORKA!!!
Mij ballis telticals , pok Psychomorph ijn.
Mij clubbar
Mij dikka ajn.
Bajko!
Barj, ijn moak oj nishj be. Ijn sa?
....
IJN SA??
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