LordKhaine....my five year wants a word with you

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Necroth

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hehe, prop, just be sure she won't be an spammer, spawnsniper, IH whore, or what else most underaged kids are aqused off.

But still i bet my money on the little one, LK just need an nice spaking of her ;)

Sorry LK, but this i gotta see ;)

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lurdkandy had better watch out ;)

Go "Prophetus' five year old daughter whatever her name is"! :)

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Put simply, she is saying "Are you five too?"

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Prophetus

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hi me liddle gyrl of profetus daddy say i need knew nam i wand new name can u elp me wid new name

lurdkandy i thunk u sweet daddy say u sweet he laff wen he say dat dunno y

i wanna pley wid u butt daddy say u haf truble wit pyng i dunno know wad pyng id but daddy say u hab no pyng maybe that a famly problm

i ear u on peaker daddy say thad was rw u sound lyk liddle girl i hab liddl girl frends i wanna hab u for liddl girl frend

ok by by daddy say i neid to prakis

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Uhhmm.. I typically think of my (now) 5 year old as pretty smart - she recognizes all the letters in words, and can spell her name (Ali - not Alexandra)- can count to 20... can play Blue's Clues games on her computer - but can't spell words that she thinks of.

Either my kid aint that smart, or Proph's kid is closer to 6, or Proph is messin with LK's head.

If she's closer to 6, I'm gonna have to load up UT on my daughters computer and let her practice. Then we can have Ali go head to head with Proph's kid. :)

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LK, don't ruin it... that was his kid! ;)

Hey, there's a name, "The Kid"

I want to see a demo of this match... if it ever does take place.
 

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Proph, she could take one of the Powerpuff girls names.

Blossom,
Bubbles,
Buttercup.

The Powerpuff girls rule, best new cartoon in years.

She could just be PowerPuF or PowerPuF_Girl

Ummmmm, if I'm gonna come up with any more ideas for names, I need to know what stuff she likes.

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This is just too funny. If it ever does happen then PLZ put demos of it up 4 download.

Did anyone notice that the post was in Prophs name and not his daughter's...

I recon Proph has multiple personality disorder. :)

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I find myslef rather advanced in terms of skill, and my younger brother watches me play allt he time, and he is an incredible help by doing things such hitting F1 for me so i can see the scores without lifting a finger. Or when i get nailed im like "damn, how? Whats he pinging Alex?" He quickly responds cause he knwos its his job to watch that kind of thing. Anyway, hes only played a few times, and now hes full time, for the last week, and hes already got an idea of whats going down. SO what i propose is a 1 on 1, best out of 3 DM with your Daughter, aged 5, and my younger brother, aged 7.
I understand their might be some kind of diffrence in motor skills, but it wont be official...yet. Maybe we might be the ones to pioneer Fisher Price UT sever, running Kiddie mods, what do you think?
I can imagine one of us jumping on the comp when one of them is losing, "just to give them a hand..." lol

PS I dubbed him Synergy, a name he really seems to like, and he fancies jump match instagib domination, LOL, what a joker. Ahh these kids are going to be pure breed Unreal ]|[ killin machines, when the timee comes
 

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Originally posted by Rooster
Uhhmm.. I typically think of my (now) 5 year old as pretty smart - she recognizes all the letters in words, and can spell her name (Ali - not Alexandra)- can count to 20... can play Blue's Clues games on her computer - but can't spell words that she thinks of.
First, Hello All from another dumbass newbie! Great Forum!

My three-year-old son has just come across from Thomas the Tank Engine to UT (& Tac-Ops). :)
He always makes me go into player-setup so he can type his name - BEN.
OK it's only three letters but he's 3 ffs.
And he also now uses mouse-look.

He's throwing down the gauntlet to the winner of PowerPuf_Girl and LordKandy. :D
(to make it fair he said he'd only use the enforcer :p)

p.s. possibly the youngest UT player in the world???
 

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Proph's daughter is 6 now, isn't she? That's a whole year of refined skillz, I wanna see what kind of damage she can do.
If she hasn't got a name yet then LurdKandy suits her very well. Bring her back here, Prophetus, let's see what she has to say about it now ;)
 
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