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LordKhaine....my five year wants a word with you

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Prophetus, May 29, 2000.

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  1. Prophetus

    Prophetus Old Fart

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    Ok...I've been teaching my five year old how to play UT. No, she's not clan material, but she is getting the concept :). She expressed interest to play online...well...I'll let her ask:


    lurdkandy i daughter of profetus. he my daddy. i learned from him much of ut. i want to praktic on someone wit same skills as me...daddy say you good boy to play wid. Kan wee pluleese play. daddy say don't hurt u so i tri not to hurt. daddy say you play wit him...but he no see u stay long. sumting wrung wit yur puter i think...but daddy say u leave because yu get hurt too much. i promis i don't hurted u much. plulease play...plulease


    Hey what can I say...she's a doll :)

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  2. [XII]TomCom

    [XII]TomCom New Member

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  3. SkummyB|BuF

    SkummyB|BuF Would you like to see me dance?

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    LMAO!
    C'mon LK how can you say no to that poor girl :)
     
  4. Lady_Ruiner

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    ROFLMAO!!!

    I think she can take LordKandy!!!

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  5. LordKhaine

    LordKhaine I sing the body electric...

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    LOL, Hmmm, If I acept, you'll all call me a bulley :(, and if I decline, you'll all call me a wimp :(. Hmmmm, looks like I'll play then :).

    PS. LR, remember when we did a 1 on 1. The 3 game scores were 10 to -2, 10 to 0 and 10 to 2, all in my favour . So I guess you better find an easier player to annoy :)

    [This message has been edited by LordKhaine (edited 05-29-2000).]
     
  6. LK.... from what Ive seen playing online with Lady she aint so bad anymore. We even had a whole game switching sides because we went to the opposite team.... Beware of LR :).

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  7. spyder913

    spyder913 Bringer of FREE BEER

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    hehehehahahaha
     
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    Stosh A legend in his own mind

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    Don't let them bother your LK, I think you can take her! ;)

    I guess I'm a llama too, my nine year old plays UT. He's a bit bored with it, now he's playing The Sims, and RollerCoaster Tycoon.
     
  10. I think it was a bit cruel to put LK in that position, but I'd love to see that game:

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>sumting wrung wit yur puter i think...but daddy say u leave because yu get hurt too much.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Basicaly, "daddy says you suck" :D HAHAHAHA

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  11. [Ci]Morgan

    [Ci]Morgan McBain-like

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    LOL
    Make her a Ci-t :)
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  12. Necroth

    Necroth Former WeeDHead

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    ROLFMAO !!!!! LK there you go, i put my money on the little one, any 5 year old confident enough to challenge you, get my respect ;)

    BTW Proph, is there an age limit on UT of 12 years. ;) i remeber that some us asked the llama farm to put the parents on the farm who let their underaged childeren play UT.

    Seems i must forfill that obligation ;)

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  13. Prophetus

    Prophetus Old Fart

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    uh oh...you caught me Blow :). Well, to the farm I must go...but can I get a reprieve until she wups Lurdkandy's miniture @ss...hehe :)

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  14. The_Inflictor

    The_Inflictor Honest and unmerciful

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    LOL @ Blow!

    Nice one :)

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  15. /me cannot type because of extreme pain caused by laughing very, very hard... :D

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  16. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    HAHAHA :) that is tooooo funny!

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  17. The Dopefish

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    Hot damn this is funny. I seem to recall a thread I made about under-13 UT players being instant llamas. I rescind my statement. This girl has more charisma than TheRock (we'll see about that :)). LK: You better watch out or this girl will layeth the smacketh down on your roody poo candy *** . :)

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  18. LordKhaine

    LordKhaine I sing the body electric...

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    Haha, you all doubt the lord, you shall see my smite down the unbelivers. I shall fight, and win against your 5 year old, but I shall be as gentile as possible. And Proph, I hope youve turned down the violence and filtered taunts off ;), dont want to give you're kid nightmares do we now. Proph just wants revenge after I did a post about him in *the* thread :).

    And Ruff, I aint scared of LR, infact I'm gonna 1 on 1 with her later today. There she will, once again, die by my hand. LordKandy indeed, I gotta start calling you Lady_Ruined, on account of your UT skills, or lack of them:p

    And Dope, you may be next if ya dont shut it :)

    /me is shocked at his sudden bad guy status
     
  19. DragonAsh

    DragonAsh Hentai-like

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    Shes adorable! *LOL*

    But I dont know wich is worse. The beating LK will take.....or the fact that little 4 yr old girls when to start killing people *LOL*
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  20. Boom

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    You're not a bad guy LordK. But you gotta understand that we are all going to be rooting for Phrophs daughter. She is just way too cool :)

    LurdKandy...ROTFL

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