List of things that you should never do...

[Kyllian]

Never shave "down south" while drunk

 

[mokeh]

Never die

 

[ALG]

Pissing + wind = never
Pissing + electric fence = never
Pissing + sex = never
Pissing + loved one = never
Pissing + food = never

 

[das_ben]

Never use public transportation in Serbia.

 

[GotBeer?]

Never say never again

 

[hyrulian]

Pissing + sex = never
Pissing + loved one = never

Not necessarily, some people are actually into that.

 

[_Zd_Phoenix_]

Don't go into an Iraqi mosque wearing nothing but an american flag as a cape, with 'My second home is next to where I torture your brother in Guantanamo Bay' written across your chest and singing a rude song about how burkas only mean you can only be bothered to stick it in the eye socket.

Unless that is you're Mr T, in which case you could probably get away with that, although if you were Mr T, you probably wouldn't have got on no damn plane, fool, in the first place.

 

[JonAzz]

never try to stand on a car while its moving... unless you can miss the ground.

 

[Jackal]

Never challange Buddy Lee to a staring contest and expect to win.

 

[Peavey]

Never juggle chainsaws whilst recieving oral sex.

 

[togmkn]

Never give oral sex to someone juggling chainsaws.

. . < Never try to prove this sign wrong.

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

Never give oral sex to a chainsaw?
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Vaporizer reviews

 

[Kantham]

Never suports sigs like that one

 

[togmkn]

I know EA has been taking heat from gamers for a while now. They didn't make a new patch for Command and Conquer, and their sports games kinda suck, not to mention their EAGAMESCHALLENGEEVERYTHING logo. But, is there more to it than that?

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

Never suports sigs like that one

Nevermind that^^^ person
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California Medical Marijuana Dispensaries

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

okay anyway...

never contribute to a thread full of things you should never do.

never do what I say.

Never shove cheese up your butt, in an effort to "reverse digest" your food.

Never do what's right.
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KBear

 

[namu]

In the US, don't joke about bombs when in an aircraft.

 

[BITE_ME]

Don’t recruit women for your "personal video" at a check cashing place. The people there will call the cops on you.

Heck. They needed the money.

 

[sid]

never play true crime: streets of la.

 

[GotBeer?]

Never tug on Superman's cape.