Jesus at BU

[Jesus]

yep, it's me jesus. for those who remember, i am the jesus that visited #BU a couple weeks ago.

[SARCASM]that was so long ago[/SARCASM] , but i am here. and to stay, if my old man (god) decides not ot give a sh!t about what i do

 

[thewalkingman]

What a coincidence a fellow name Jesus does my landscaping

 

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

What is your middle name? I mean, what does the H. stand for?

 

[BlAcK_PlAgUe22]

My guess would be holy

 

[Kaligraphic]

Mine would be Herman.

 

[phatcat]

whats up heyzoos!

 

[BlAcK_PlAgUe22]

Mine would be Herman.

Hector, perhaps?

 

[DeeperShade]

Hi Jesus!

Spoiler

How's your brother? Haven't seen Tapeworm lately but then I haven't been around much

 

[Cap'n Beeb]

Where's my damn money Jesus. You borrowed ten bucks from me a long time ago, said it was urgent that you get out of town, and two days later I found your cheap ass nailed to two hunks of wood. Nigga, you best bes rollin up wif da cheddah fo I nail yo ass back up on 'at shizzle, dig?

 

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

Jesizzle is bout to get slizzapped!

 

[GeneticFreak]

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/member.php?u=39999

I knew it!!
XMAS was supposed to be on March 15th

 

[Jesus]

Mine would be Herman.

Gratz Kali, you have my middle name. the damn priests at churches say it's holy hough, dumbasses.

 

[OICW]

I suggest you get all the money fromn those church collections worldwide and do something worthwhile with it, like toke up.

 

[boo-shem-ee]

hey zeus can i borrow your crowbar

 

[FaT CaM]

Hector, perhaps?

Harold?

 

[Jesus]

hey zeus can i borrow your crowbar

and for what may i ask?

 

[Juguard]

I got to ask you something, why do you hate Christianity?

 

[phillys]

Blapshamey!

 

[Michael Jackson]

Hi Jesus.

Can u sing? I'd love to do a duet with u.

 

[_Zd_Phoenix_]

Hi Jesus! I dunno if you remember me, but we've met before, outside McDonalds in soho! Well, I say we met, but I just kinda laughed at you and staggered off in a random direction. And to be honest I wasn't 100% sure it WAS you, but there was some guy dressed in white with a beard. Well, stubble anyway.

But anyway, apparently you love me, so cheers for that