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Twrecks said:
No whine, just don't know wtf. Hope everyone else is doing, opposed to not.
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Doing okay now, although I have been sick for two weeks and am just recovering (I think the Riesling may have been the straw that broke my already weakened immune system's back--major stress and all). Once I turn in this final paper school will be out ... for ... summer! :D
 
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I’ll soak one of those Depends diapers in vodka all night and then go to work the next day wearing it. Then I head to the restroom now and then, take the thing off and ring it out into my mouth. My eyes are red all day and so is my crotch, but i’m too wasted to know it.
 
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oosyxxx

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QUALTHWAR said:
I’ll soak one of those Depends diapers in vodka all night and then go to work the next day wearing it. Then I head to the restroom now and then, take the thing off and ring it out into my mouth. My eyes are red all day and so is my crotch, but i’m too wasted to know it.
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This will be perfect for your career as a motivational speaker.
 
Twrecks

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You could wear the depends on your head and just say you're outsoucing to India. Don't think that will help your crotch, it'll still be red due to other reasons regarding midgets...
 
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