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Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by GoAt, Mar 22, 2010.

  1. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Doing okay now, although I have been sick for two weeks and am just recovering (I think the Riesling may have been the straw that broke my already weakened immune system's back--major stress and all). Once I turn in this final paper school will be out ... for ... summer! :D
     
  2. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I’ll soak one of those Depends diapers in vodka all night and then go to work the next day wearing it. Then I head to the restroom now and then, take the thing off and ring it out into my mouth. My eyes are red all day and so is my crotch, but i’m too wasted to know it.
     
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    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    This will be perfect for your career as a motivational speaker.
     
  4. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    You could wear the depends on your head and just say you're outsoucing to India. Don't think that will help your crotch, it'll still be red due to other reasons regarding midgets...
     
  5. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    i'm sorry to report that i still live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!
     
  6. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Actually, the weird part is… the whole diaper thing has cleared up my anal wart problem. Go figure.
     
  7. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Have you tried "bathing" using "non-human urine"?
     

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