Metakill said:I would launch the disk into the Gorilla Habitat at the zoo. Later while watching TV with a friend, I'd give them the x-loc shooter and tell them to pick a channel.
The nerfed one from UT2k3, however you could heck it to allows unlimited charges, but then something would happen:cryco said:Ok, are we talking about the nerfed tl from UT2k3 or the real one from UT?
Okay, this happened a few weeks ago. I've been too ashamed to post it, but here it goes....
6. You have a dream that you're playing UT2003 in real life, you get fragged in the arse. You have to go to the hospital to get the shrapnel removed. After hours of tests, Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame concur that the only way to get it out is to telefrag it out.
*gulp* I need therapy
What if the package ends up in North Korea by a mistake?spineblaZe said:Mail it to Hawaii.![]()
LOL! I also thought of that...LittleFlower said:I'll probably do the same stuff as I do when playing UT online. Pretty soon I want to check out how high I can get. "Look at me flying arooooouuuuunnndd ....."
I'll shoot my xloc straight up into the air.
Then I'll translocate.
Repeat.
I'll start falling.
I'll start shooting my xloc faster and faster.
I'll start falling faster and faster.
I'll try to shoot my xloc even faster .....
SPLAT
I know for sure I would not be able to resist the urge .....
spineblaZe said:Scum must have deleted his idea - it was hilarious too.
Go to the top of a really tall building at the tourist area where there are a lot of people (like the Sears tower in Chicago.)
Drop your translocater behind everyone, climb up the edge and yell "I can't take anymore of this life!!!" and jump off. Immediately x-loc back begind everyone, rush through the crowd yelling "I'll save him!!!" and jump off again.![]()
Hopefully you'll remember to launch the xloc before you do. Otherwise your laugh will be short lived.spineblaZe said:Scum must have deleted his idea - it was hilarious too.
Go to the top of a really tall building at the tourist area where there are a lot of people (like the Sears tower in Chicago.)
Drop your translocater behind everyone, climb up the edge and yell "I can't take anymore of this life!!!" and jump off. Immediately x-loc back begind everyone, rush through the crowd yelling "I'll save him!!!" and jump off again.![]()