The world is full of drunks, and it's cool to be one of them.
Well this is my story.
Once upon a time the sun smiled down upon me and I was blessed with a good job, great car, nice house, and wonderfull girlfriend. But, life turned it's ugly black face to me and I fell upon black days.
My job turned sh_tty, my car was repoed, I had to move, and that girl was really a psycho-slut from hell.
So I thought what is one to do?
I can cry and feel sorry for myself OR, I can consume insane amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day and night and continually play UT and gib the hell out of everyone, including myself, woops.
There is no better stress reliever than a jug of alcohol and a fully loaded flak cannon, except maybe a redeemer.
So if you see some fool stumblin down your DM hallways it's me on a mission to gib you, but if I,m stumblin alot don't worry, I'll probably frag myself.
Drink on brothers!!! SOUNDCLIP (insert belch here)
(vomit optional)