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Hello to all drunk FRaGgERS!

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Mr.Smallberries, Jun 9, 2000.

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  1. Troll

    Troll Guest

    well last night could have been some neat additions to this thread. However...in my condition I could not find my cigarettes half the time, let alone the forum. I think my drunken babbling in the matches more than made up for anything I might have put here.


    Drunken rampages through the servers of UT land are great fun, and even more fun when you are accompanied by the One and Only Mr Lushberries himself.

    At some point my vision cleared enough to look at the screen and notice that on my favorite map (Curse), Mr Lushberries had won the match over about 10 other people and was doing the Drunken Blue Chick dance. Ms Troll was hovering near the bottom with the few frags she garnered with stray bullets while running into walls. I kept getting stuck under the stairs and despite my hopes that someone would find me and put me out of my disoriented misery, no help was forthcoming.


    This win on Curse was an amazing comeback for the Lush One, since the previous match on Deck had given him a whopping score
    of -1. I think he spent the whole match flailing about in the slime.

    I wrap up this synopsis of the evening with a word to the wise:
    Never ever ever play Peak while toasted. Respawning at the rate of 5 times per second can make one a bit nauseous.



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  2. Alcoholic9

    Alcoholic9 Drunk

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    4pm sunday and I'm workin on a case! Thank god I don't feel like playing right now! Hmmm....maybe after I finish the case and start dippin into my goldschlager! Then I can really get my @ss kicked all over the servers! Yeah....that sounds good!
     
  3. The_Inflictor

    The_Inflictor Honest and unmerciful

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    Goldschlager = nice :)

    I had one of my best ever New Years on that stuff in Edinburgh. Thing was, I also had the worst hangovers ever imagined the next day :(

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    Cos I own you arse now by rights, We got family!" One Big Family - Embrace
     
  4. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    mwahaha, i am here and i am hungover again :D too bad i can't go on drunken rages through servers anymore. i will try to make it into mirc however :)

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    ummmm WAnk??
     
  5. Goughmezz

    Goughmezz Banned

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    Let's see here was that number 3? Or was that the fourth? Oh well *Crunchs beer can and hurls it into the trash*.
     
  6. el Gato|PuF

    el Gato|PuF Guest

    I was a wino for a year while in college. 80% of what I drank was wine. 1.5 liters in 1 or 2 hours will do you in quite nicely. Best part is that I had NO hangover the next morning. Real nice. But now I'm sick of it, cannot drink more than one glass.

    Which is OK, leaves more room for the hard stuff!



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  7. Bounca

    Bounca Unemployed Loser

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    Two things:

    1)Lets just say my skin may have more of a yellow hue to it than when I was younger.

    2)And, my love handles are starting to form a rain gutter for my waist

    ..have fun kids, just dont drive
     
  8. well folks it's that time again! Drunken PuF Fraggin' on a Saturday night!

    Mr LushBerries (my partner in drunkenness) and I just got done with a nice bit o' fraggin to start off the drunken rampages. This goes to show you that LoL IS the drunkennest clan on the planet (and we seem to do better in that condition)

    Mix Low Grav Instagib CTF and 2 Drunken LoL'ers and you have OWNAGE!


    Addendum: well as you can see I have edited this message about fifty billion times because not ONLY can I not get a custom status here but UBBcode HATES me.

    one more try:

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    The Diamond in the Clan of Spam
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  9. Mr.Smallberries

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    Yes, yes... it's all true. Drunk again. Kicking tail again. LoL ownz in drunkeness. Methinks it's time to do battle with another drunken clan. If any exist, let it be known that I've thrown out the gauntlet!

    Woo hoo! :D

    -MrLushBerries
     
  10. SkummyB|BuF

    SkummyB|BuF Would you like to see me dance?

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    I'm nto drnk, *SMACK!! walks into wall* no realy. hwo cn u say im pished, i nver tuched a drp. *passes out*
     
  11. Mr.Smallberries

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    If you don't want to click the link....


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  12. Mr.Smallberries

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    For context, please look back a page.

    I would also like to apologize for the duplication of images. LOL.

    Huh?

    -MrLushBerries
     
  13. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    hehe, i am still a big fan of telling everyone in the server that i am drunk :) that is why i play as ]DRUNK[WAnk, it is awesome. back in the day, i used to play as |DRUNK|WAnk with a bunch of my |elite| buddies, and we would just rampage through servers all completely blitzed, it was hilarious :D

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    ummmm WAnk??

    &lt;[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF&gt; wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (;))
     
  14. SU3000

    SU3000 Bringer of Fear and 0wnage

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    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    hoorah!!!! i am very impressed, i must say :D

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    ummmm WAnk??

    &lt;[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF&gt; wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (;))
     
  16. BeerGun

    BeerGun consultant in beerology

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    I was sooo drunk I had to leave the UT forum and come over and join you cribbage players cuz I could barely type anymore... anybody up for a game o cards?
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  17. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    well i am fairly drunk at the moment, mostly buzzed, and boy does it feel good. my friends family had this family canada day party thing, so me and my friends just dragged the cooler of beer over to a corner of the yard. it was a pretty good time :D

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    ummmm WAnk??

    &lt;[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF&gt; wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (;))

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

    I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

    ]LoL[- Strength, Honor, Nudity, VODKA!!!!!
     
  18. Arcturus

    Arcturus Not From Bloody Starcraft

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    no..nwo lissen rihgt.. lets juust gte one thingh straigt.. its nott hte drink talkin here, its mee!

    *pukes up* ... thats the drikn talkin i think

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  19. Arcturus

    Arcturus Not From Bloody Starcraft

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    DAMN!! That's what you call a repeat post.... heehee ooops

    seriously i didnt think i clicked on it that many times (mustve bene al that alkohol eh?)

    i'll try and delete 'em if i can
     
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